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She/Her // Interests include knitting, weightlifting, crying about LOTR, adding new hobbies I don't have time for, and overthinking
finishing my workout at home and the dog is confused and concerned
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
just a magical description of music in the house of Elrond
July 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
fuckin Elves man
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Movie Sam: nice crispy bacon!
Book Sam:
July 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
HELL YEAH SAM
July 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
back to it! I'm listening to it while gardening which feels very Sam coded.
July 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ooh some Aragorn foreshadowing 🚨🚨🚨
July 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I really would have loved to have seen Peter Jackson's take on the barrow-wights. They're so spooky
July 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He's Here
July 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
first "hell yeah, Sam" of the book and not nearly the last
July 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
got his ass. also, I am an elf, sorry to anyone who has ever asked me for advice.
July 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
huge tree limb came down in my neighborhood while I was walking the dog... poor tree
June 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This line is a lot more somber and practical with the full quote. One thing that has struck me on previous reads is how many of the characters feel like they're on the edge of failure for most of the story, or feel they have already failed, but keep pushing forward and doing their best anyway.
June 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've thought many times about how I feel this way about my cell phone. Literally I could say these exact words about it. And maybe that's not the best thing in the world...
June 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
starting in the very first chapter, the theme of the heroes being open-minded to diverse peoples and ideas, and villains being closed-minded, stingy, and insular. just... interesting

also, happy pride from the Gaffer!
June 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
additional evidence that Millenials are just Hobbits
June 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
poor Celeborn, truly the "who?" of the who's-who in middle earth. no one even noticed when he left 😭
June 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the most English little jab at his critics
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
holy shit crisis averted, found them in a box under the DVDs! look at the beauties
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
also this is how my dog watched the Murderbot premiere with me, he may be just the tiniest bit spoiled
May 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
went to see Amythyst Kiah and Larkin Poe last night and they ROCKED
May 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
from the youtube comments lmao
May 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Went to Dinosaur Land in Front Royal today, it's an old 60s roadside attraction with giant dinosaur sculptures. it's so fun, 100% worth it, the gift shop is fantastic... and they have not one but TWO of my favorite dino, Parasaurolophus!!! excellent curation 👏👏👏
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
update on the Banh Mi dog: THE RESTAURANT IS A CHAIN and dreams do come true!!!
April 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Great list, thank you!

also I spent a good 10 seconds trying to figure out how this one about giant carnivorous bugs fit in, before realizing it was an ad
April 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM