Cornelius Turkeyneck Duckworth III, Jr.
@cornduck3.bsky.social
Pond-based ponderer. Paddler in snark-infested waters. Poultry poet. Musical bill rainmaker. Political smack injector. Really, a dabbler in any intelligent discourse. My f*cks gave at the office.
No one knows the 7-inch psychedelic man unless it’s a really bad trip. In other news, this ish is hot!
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
No one knows the 7-inch psychedelic man unless it’s a really bad trip. In other news, this ish is hot!
YOUR childhood, not mine!
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
YOUR childhood, not mine!
Don't be silly. I didn't even remember until now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Don't be silly. I didn't even remember until now.
I'm now singing Xtina's What an owl wants, what an owl needs. I'm also very tired and a loon.
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I'm now singing Xtina's What an owl wants, what an owl needs. I'm also very tired and a loon.
This is terrific—elegance in its brevity.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is terrific—elegance in its brevity.
I don't know if you ever saw it, but I actually posted a poem I wrote about this song at some point.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I don't know if you ever saw it, but I actually posted a poem I wrote about this song at some point.
Oh hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Oh hell yeah
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social What's this now? Duck, you say? Don't know what you're talking about.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social What's this now? Duck, you say? Don't know what you're talking about.
😂 An eviction letter from Death would be a little unsettling.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
😂 An eviction letter from Death would be a little unsettling.
If Stevie Nicks asked me to, I would probably kneecap Buckingham. Just sayin'.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If Stevie Nicks asked me to, I would probably kneecap Buckingham. Just sayin'.
EffinA
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
EffinA