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Corn Anon
@cornanon.bsky.social
Hi hello I’m just another person that has an affinity for Taylor Swift, corn, infosec, industrial processes, and isn’t a furry.
There are dozens of us, I’m sure of it. Anyway, good luck finding my main here. My opsec is amazing. I’m not a furry.
He/Him
I mean, Pikachu reminds me of you more than the other way around.
On the other hand, a lot of THPS characters seem to fit the halfpipe. 🌽😸🌽
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
… wow auto detection of skishing (phishing by skeeting) is top-tier. 🌽😹🌽
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
*hugs*
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Is this relevant today?
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hey Jerry here’s a useful guide for fighting Nog.
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Iz dis hem?
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If you see this, quote skeet with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
I’m not a furry.
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
October 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Like, a spiky one?
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Oh yeah? I totally left my house last week. 🌽😼🌽
October 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
July 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not an option, I’ve got to get out of bed for a day before going back to bed.
But an Aussie might go to bed now.
May 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hey I found a wall art idea for your apartment!!! 🌽😺🌽
May 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Omg yay! I’m sure they’ll probably get the happy news of yours quickly if it already but I’ll tag @swiftonsecurity.com anyway just to be certain Lesley. Also, apropos image for that. 🌽😸🌽
May 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
May 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
May 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh hey I think I caught this when you were halfway there. 🌽😺🌽
May 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The peak of cat skill is getting in the way while being out of reach. 🌽😹🌽
May 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Tragically, converting a gif to Aussie format isn’t so easily doable on mobile. Looks like it’s time to do some prep work. 🌽😼🌽
April 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
And of course the obligatory Aussie version:
April 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Once upon a time I thought I could shitpost the worst standard.
No longer. That dream is dead.
April 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM