IKA: Caid writes poems for Crown entrants. I wrote the following all-purpose doggerel to help (change pronouns as necessary).

There once was a fighter at Crown.
For his consort he sought great renown.
But his plans are on ice,
'Cause his bell got rung twice,
And he ended the tourney face-down.

Every time the Kingdom of Meridies refers to their (registered) Legio Ursi as the (unregistered) “Order of the Bear,” (unregistered) “Bear Legion,” or similar, Beare Herald (me, registered) will claim one (1) square foot of Meridian soil.

I'mma have a full barony by the end of the year.

When your brain reads “antiperspirant & deodorant” as “antidepressant.”

Oh, OTC *and* topical? How convenient!

Day 1: My true love has gifted me with a beautiful pear tree. There seems to be some sort of pheasant or quail in the branches, but I can’t quite see the exact species. Still, I love pears and trees are good for the environment. The tree has been planted in the yard. Thanks, love!
#12DaysOfMadness

Crafting is so satisfying. You have an idea for a thing, and then you go about the process of manifesting that thing in the world.

It will take longer than you expect, and will be more expensive than you anticipated. It won’t look perfect, and you will immediately see ways you can improve it.

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON LOBSTER ROLLS

BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON LOBSTER ROOOH-OOLLLLLS!

In Dublin’s fair city,
Where the girls are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on Sylvester Stallone…

"average medieval saint had 2 military orders named after them" factoid actualy just statistical error. average saint has 0 orders. Saint Georg(e), who is the patron saint of warriors and has over 10,000 orders to his name, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Zeno was an attentive lover, to be sure, but he could never get his partners to climax. He’d get them halfway there, then halfway again, and again, and again…

This is Cormac Mor, the Voice of the War, serving Crown and Kingdom in soothing, dulcet tones!