correct answer found with a different search btw

I'd love to measure her meows with a real decibel meter. I know she's breaking OSHA on our unprotected ears, so she's definitely too loud for a phone app to measure it accurately

she's old and thin, so she gets what she wants. it also helps that she's gone almost deaf and her meows are ear-splittingly loud, so she makes SURE she gets what she wants.

Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

there's a street in my hometown with that name, the last name anyway. I was driving by and saw that a water main had burst, so I tried to call it in. the first person I spoke to hung up on me lmao. I had to call back with a great deal of hedging before I said the street name

getting taken seriously at a doctor's appointment is like being on a strange new drug, a different plane of existence previously unaccessed

the original weighted blanket