cori
@corialias.bsky.social
queer, disabled, 37. I have cats. (she/they)
tbh I live for a ridiculously low price from some character on Facebook marketplace. I've gotten a kerosene lamp, a baby scale, some alright clothes. the giant mirror guy ghosted me twice but part of me still hopes. I've made arrangements to get a fitbit from someone, hoping they follow through
it's some kind of journalistic malpractice to tell people an areon going for 30% off of $1600 is a meaningful "discount". you're supposed to get one from a shady facebook marketplace guy for $150 at most
Early Black Friday discounts—and a flash sale—help bring down the price of the iconic Herman Miller Aeron. www.wired.com/story/black-...
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
tbh I live for a ridiculously low price from some character on Facebook marketplace. I've gotten a kerosene lamp, a baby scale, some alright clothes. the giant mirror guy ghosted me twice but part of me still hopes. I've made arrangements to get a fitbit from someone, hoping they follow through
1. what
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
WELKER: If tariffs help consumers, why is the administration rolling them back?
BESSENT: You know how much you weigh. You get on the scale every morning. Inflation is a composite number and we look at everything. We try to push down the things we can control.
BESSENT: You know how much you weigh. You get on the scale every morning. Inflation is a composite number and we look at everything. We try to push down the things we can control.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
1. what
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
2. unless your doctor told you to weigh yourself daily because you have a condition with fluid retention, nobody needs to be weighing themselves that often. it's not going to change that much day to day, and it can be bad for your health to focus on that number so much
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
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oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
oh so grok is *fucked* fucked
you can get your cat a cardboard scratcher shaped like a little couch, no one can stop you
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
you can get your cat a cardboard scratcher shaped like a little couch, no one can stop you
we offered our almost 20yo cat a different wet food, and she has had three breakfasts so far this morning and is sleeping like a log on her heated bed.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
we offered our almost 20yo cat a different wet food, and she has had three breakfasts so far this morning and is sleeping like a log on her heated bed.
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i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i am literally begging you to watch this video of Adonis in my arms making biscuits on my bathrobe
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Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
moon making a rainbow through the clouds
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
moon making a rainbow through the clouds
exploratory laparoscopy is a go 👍
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
exploratory laparoscopy is a go 👍
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A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A cousin is anyone near your age in your family or some kid who is around a lot and an aunt is an older lady who gives a shit about you.
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okay wait, my time in the city is gonna be too tight to get a tattoo on that trip. gonna look at shops in this municipality because it would be a more relaxed experience if I'm not also traveling. going forth and bravely emailing booby Bigfoot to more artists
October 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
okay wait, my time in the city is gonna be too tight to get a tattoo on that trip. gonna look at shops in this municipality because it would be a more relaxed experience if I'm not also traveling. going forth and bravely emailing booby Bigfoot to more artists
does anyone have fat ass dr Manhattan as a tattoo yet? maybe that'll be one for a few years down the road. more leery about that since it's a meme. AFAIK not many people care about bigtitty Bigfoot, it seems less likely to become associated with something awful in the future🤞
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
does anyone have fat ass dr Manhattan as a tattoo yet? maybe that'll be one for a few years down the road. more leery about that since it's a meme. AFAIK not many people care about bigtitty Bigfoot, it seems less likely to become associated with something awful in the future🤞
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my husband is watching the 1989 "halloween havoc" wrestling match and this is a very elderly person complaint but I don't think everything needs to be filmed in 4k ultra HD. these nasty men look great with whatever bum ass cameras they were using back then. i don't need to see everyone's pores
October 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
my husband is watching the 1989 "halloween havoc" wrestling match and this is a very elderly person complaint but I don't think everything needs to be filmed in 4k ultra HD. these nasty men look great with whatever bum ass cameras they were using back then. i don't need to see everyone's pores
three tv shows that are good and where Nick Offerman plays almost the same character, to fantastic effect:
Parks and Rec
The Last of Us
The Great North
only three nickels, weird it happend thrice, etc. I'm not complaining, that man can play taciturn and principled and kind
Parks and Rec
The Last of Us
The Great North
only three nickels, weird it happend thrice, etc. I'm not complaining, that man can play taciturn and principled and kind
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
three tv shows that are good and where Nick Offerman plays almost the same character, to fantastic effect:
Parks and Rec
The Last of Us
The Great North
only three nickels, weird it happend thrice, etc. I'm not complaining, that man can play taciturn and principled and kind
Parks and Rec
The Last of Us
The Great North
only three nickels, weird it happend thrice, etc. I'm not complaining, that man can play taciturn and principled and kind
today i did a maneuver I've been doing since I grew an ass: held a belt loop and dipped a hip to hike my jeans up. but there was such a sound/sensation in my bones that I yelped out loud. on the very day i got diagnosed with a senile wart. be careful out there, age gets us all
October 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
today i did a maneuver I've been doing since I grew an ass: held a belt loop and dipped a hip to hike my jeans up. but there was such a sound/sensation in my bones that I yelped out loud. on the very day i got diagnosed with a senile wart. be careful out there, age gets us all
did a maple app online appointment about a skin spot, doc says it's seborrheic keratosis. I'm looking it up and the alternate names? excuse me? how very dare?
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
did a maple app online appointment about a skin spot, doc says it's seborrheic keratosis. I'm looking it up and the alternate names? excuse me? how very dare?
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personally i think it's understandable for video games to be expensive but if they're expensive they need to be good and the people who make them need to get paid and treated well
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
personally i think it's understandable for video games to be expensive but if they're expensive they need to be good and the people who make them need to get paid and treated well
oh good, autocorrect has gone from capitalizing words that I put on a grocery list (before I turned auto-capitalization off) to capitalizing words totally at random. it also "corrected" words to world as I typed this. enshittification proceeds apace.
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
oh good, autocorrect has gone from capitalizing words that I put on a grocery list (before I turned auto-capitalization off) to capitalizing words totally at random. it also "corrected" words to world as I typed this. enshittification proceeds apace.