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🧟‍♀️Creepshow Corey💀
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Ted Danson on the good place wearing a white suit jacket and blue collared shirt unbuttoned at the neck. He’s wearing sunglasses and holding a martini. The caption says “Me: No more negativity!! only cool positive vibes from now on Me, 2 secs later:” and He’s saying, “Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Caught him and he’s actually very sweet. Trying to find a rescue or someone who wants to foster.
A white, male,medium sized dog with one black ear and no collar standing in the middle of a road. A white dog with one black ear behind a fence with a hand in the forefront that the dog is sniffing trough the fence. A medium size white dog with a black ear is standing inside a dog run, looking scared and sad with his tail down low
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Is anyone as excited for the new season of Palm Royale as I am?? I feel like I’ve been waiting for ever.
A photo from the title frame of Palm Royale on Apple TV. The photo shows Carol Burnette, Laura Dern, Ricky Martin, Kaia Gerber, Kristen Wiig, Allison Janney, Leslie Bibb, Josh Lucas, and Amber Chardae Richardson.
November 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I got married in Sayulita. A gorgeous, truly beautiful place. We go every few years if we can.
A young boy in black shorts and a grey T-shirt is on a white sand beach with a spectacular blue and pink sunset behind him and he runs away from the surf. You can only see his footprints and far in the distance a fishing boat is passing.
November 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I live on a road that doesn’t see much traffic. Something is happening and multiple fire trucks and an ambulance just went by. My dog has never heard a siren and I’ve never heard her howl. She knows how to growl, she sounds like she’s clearing her throat.
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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They’ve been after them for years.
A wanted poster for the Wet Bandits from Home Alone
October 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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What is this? As an American I’ve almost forgotten this even exists. Political candidates being kind, respectful, humble, and dare I say, gracious after a loss?! Most of our children have never seen this before.
Text from a news article regarding the Irish presidential elections. “Her rival Heather Humphreys, of the center-right party Fine Gael, conceded she had lost earlier Saturday before vote counting had finished. "Catherine will be a president for all of us and she will be my president, and I really would like to wish her all the very, very best," she told reporters.”
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I know stowage is a word, but I still read this as though Elmer Fudd was telling me I can’t store anything there.
A sign above a cabinet on an airplane that reads “EMERGENCY EQUIPMENT ONLY NO STOWAGE”
October 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Marched in Portland and voted for prop 50 in California all in one weekend. Yay!
A text reading COREY A Message from California Secretary of State on behalf of Alameda County Registrar of Voters. Your ballot for the November 4, 2025, Statewide Special Election was received and counted.
October 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Everyone: "Do you finally see that he's a pedophile?" Trump supporters: Followed by A picture of a klansman in a hood saying “I can’t see fucking shit outta this thing.”
October 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Jd Vance bald with a fat face and “boys will be boys written on his forehead.
October 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A man at the Portland, no Kings protests wearing a plaid shirt, jeans and white tennis shoes holding a sign that says Portland is on fire with beautiful foliage. It’s actually really nice.
October 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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It’s gorgeous here at the moment.
A sign from the no kings protest that says Portland is on fire, with beautiful fall foliage. It’s actually really nice.
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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If we eat just one billionaire, the rest will fall in line” on a protest sign held out above a grassy park. Me, looking old, dressed in black with my face ask that’s black with a white happy face smile.
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I’ll be in Portland tomorrow marching. I’ll give you all my dear departed father’s genius advice he gave me anytime I left the house as a teen, “Stay outta trouble, if you can’t do that, stay outta jail.”

Stay safe all.
Luke skywalker says to Obi-wan, “You know the enemy from within?” Obi-wan replies, “Well, of course I know him. He's me.”
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Some of my new stickers for the airport.
Three stickers. Two are jd Vance as portrayed in South Park, tiny, white suit like Tattoo from Fantasy island, holding a bottle of lube for satans asshole. The third is a rainbow with clouds on the ends behind jd Vance dressed as the grim reaper carrying a scythe and a caption says “jd Vance killed the pope”
October 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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The chubby Texas guard with the caption “"SEMPER FUDGE" • MEAL TEAM 6”
October 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The eldest Skaarsgard in the new Star Wars show saying “You're too late. The ANTIFA isn't here anymore. It's flown away. It's everywhere now.”
October 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A photo of bad bunny with he caption “THE WORST PART OF BAD BUNNY PLAYING THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS THAT MIKE JOHNSON STILL HASN'T SWORN IN ADELITA GRUALVA BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.”
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Bender from futurama is dressed like a pimp (kid rock) and is labeled with the logo for turning point USA. He’s pointing at the camera and looking really mad while saying, “I'LL MAKE MY OWN HALF TIME SHOW WITH TWEAKERS AND PEDOPHILES”
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Oh no!
A side by side of Jesse waters and the Portland frog on an apparent Fox News interview. The chyron at the bottom says, “ PORTLAND ANTIFA RINGLEADER PROMISES CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION”
October 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I’m so sorry for your loss. Here’s my pig.
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Did that guy ever release Mike Johnson’s Grindr profile? I was hoping he was for real.
A character in the simpsons is walking out of a room and you can see Smithers in the room behind him. Smithers asks him “will I ever see you again” and the other guy says, “SURE, BABY. NEXT ALT RIGht MeMORIAL. A stone sculpture of a man kneeling, holding a giant globe on top of his back with his hands up above him, holding it steady. The globe is labeled. Conservative functions and the man is labeled grinder app
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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A picture of a Latino man and khaki shorts with white socks, pulled up to his knees with a and a bandanna tied around his head and he’s walking past somebody who we only see from behind and he’s got his legs very far apart his arm was being wide and look on his face I guess so what he is labeled delivery driver on a bicycle and the guy we can’t see is labeled ice
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Sometimes you’re like, “awwww 🥹” and other times you’re like, “awwww 😒”
A beautiful drawing from a child that says to Mrs. Corey and it’s a woman with blonde hair and a bow in her hair and a black shirt, pink skirt and black boots A child’s drawing of the back of Pete, the cat, who is a blue cartoon cat and he’s looking through a doorway where he sees a woman sitting on a chair, showing blue jeans and a red shirt and has blonde hair and it says Mrs. Corey above her and in one hand holding coffee on the other hand she is holding her Phone. The caption says. “Pete sees Mrs. Corey drinking coffee and looking at her phone. She looks at Pete and smiles.
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 AM