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I'm not as funny as I think I am, but dammit I'm gonna try!!!

https://linktr.ee/coreycenterbar
On Wednesday I shuffled off to Whamhalla. It took a few days to come to terms with it. Stay strong my brothers!

#whamaggedon #whamhalla
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bring it universe!! I will survive #whamaggedon this year!
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fuck you in store radio! Whamaggedon doesn't start for another week!

#Whamaggedon
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Today's music at work was a deep dive. Beach boys, Chuck berry. and the big bopper.

#realclassicrock
October 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I have come to the realization that having moves like Jagger is no longer a good thing.
August 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Posting a pun/dad joke a day until I get yelled at.

What was the name of Miss Piggy's grunge rock band

Pearl Ham

#dadjokes #puns #humor
August 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The name of my eventual popcorn line is A-salt and Buttery.
June 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Now that we're into may, Justin Timberlake has 360 days to relax a little before the harassment restarts.

#gonnabemay
#nsync
May 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Catching a showing of until dawn with my nephews and planning on streaming tonight around 9. not sure what but I'll let you all know a bit later.
April 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Day 3 of random facts

Not one thing in the song 'Ironic' is actually ironic. The events in the song are just unfortunate circumstances.

#28randomfacts
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Day 2 of random facts

A thumbs up used to judge safe distance from a atomic explosion. Close an eye, If the thumb covered the cloud you were safe.

#28randomfacts
April 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Day 1.

The best by date on water bottles is not for the water. It's the date that the bottle starts contaminating the water!

#28randomfacts
April 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reposting my 28 random facts from my twitter feed. 2 today then 1 each day for the next 4 weeks.

#28randomfacts
April 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm planning on deleting my Twitter account in the near future. With that in mind, I'm going to recycle my greatest non topical tweets starting tomorrow. No one really saw them on the 1st time around, so it's like they're brand new!
April 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Realizing Easter falls on 4/20 this year and waiting to see the stupid things some people will bitch about this year...
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For everyone who think it's cool when people singvalong with wrestling themes at shows, watch a late 90s Sandman entrance. You can even hear the lyrics the fans are singing so loud.

youtu.be/FCyNRNumwxA?...
The Sandman returns to ECW Hardcore TV: Oct 30, 1999
YouTube video by JFR44
youtu.be
March 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Whenever I watch a fight scene in an action movie, I mentally add the APA theme song at the beginning. Anyone else do this?

#fightscene #apa #wwe
March 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I calling it, Jacob Fatu will be world champion in one of the big two.

#Jacobfatu, #wrestling, #wwe, #aew
March 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I think I'm gonna stream tonight and get some medals for space gramma! 8pm on twitch.

twitch.tv/grifterstaubin
March 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I made it to the lighthouse tonight!

#d2
March 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm going to start calling my non binary friends guardian instead of trying to think of an alternative to ma'am or good sir.

#destiny2 #nonbinaryfriends
February 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
How can I forget where I put my keys 10 minutes ago, but I can sing the entirety of What's Up by 4 non blondes despite not hearing it in over 25 years.
January 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Can't be on my feet for more than a minute or two without pain. Feel pretty worthless not being able to work or run errands.
January 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So what started as a pulled muscle may be a slipped disk. Need to contact my pcd fir an appointment for an mri.
January 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Last year, on my birthday, I tested positive for covid. This year, I threw my back out the second time in a week. I think I'm done with birthdays.
January 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM