Matt
@coolnessinc.bsky.social
He/Him. I live in Indiana, but not like that. I like books and coffee. I’m a cat person, but I’ll still pet your dog.
Don’t look: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:modcracogimat5hfyc325zsg/feed/aaanunf43yybk
Don’t look: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:modcracogimat5hfyc325zsg/feed/aaanunf43yybk
Frozen or scalding, how I long for thee.
December 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Frozen or scalding, how I long for thee.
Ink? On this shirt? Please.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ink? On this shirt? Please.
“Remember that weird interaction you had a couple weeks ago? I bet that person can’t STAND you.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Remember that weird interaction you had a couple weeks ago? I bet that person can’t STAND you.”
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I’m very familiar with the type! I see them stuck on the side of the road often!
I’m very familiar with the type! I see them stuck on the side of the road often!
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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I’m very familiar with the type! I see them stuck on the side of the road often!
I’m very familiar with the type! I see them stuck on the side of the road often!
The commute:
bob 's burgers characters driving a red car with a surprised look on their faces
Alt: Bob's Burgers family driving a red car that is spinning and sliding in the snow. Most of the characters look afraid, but Louise seems to be enjoying it.
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The commute:
Important lessons of emotional regulation will be learned on rainbow road.
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Important lessons of emotional regulation will be learned on rainbow road.
Happy birthday! I hope there’s a sweet treat in it for you!
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Happy birthday! I hope there’s a sweet treat in it for you!
If he’s like me, his calves are still two sizes too small.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If he’s like me, his calves are still two sizes too small.
If they can’t handle you at your Jurassic, they don’t deserve you at your Cretaceous.
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If they can’t handle you at your Jurassic, they don’t deserve you at your Cretaceous.
“You’ll never guess where the mulch ended up this time!”
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“You’ll never guess where the mulch ended up this time!”
That, or screaming about breakfast/dinner. The cycle never ends.
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
That, or screaming about breakfast/dinner. The cycle never ends.
It burns me up. Imagine being able to afford getting a CT or MRI just to see what might be up.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It burns me up. Imagine being able to afford getting a CT or MRI just to see what might be up.
That’s why they call it heartBURN, amirite?
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That’s why they call it heartBURN, amirite?