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omw to the cleaners to pick up my prada and my fuck you flip flops

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i deleted twitter off my phone & just compulsively clicked on this app for the first time in months. feeling alarmed by my actions
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Do YOU wanna go to MagicCon: Chicago?! Well now’s your chance! Follow me here on BlueSky, like, and repost this for your chance to win a FREE WEEKEND BADGE courtesy of @magic.wizards.com! #MagicTheGathering #MTG
December 13, 2024 at 1:44 PM
if you see me retweeting a million magiccon chicago giveaways mind your business
December 18, 2024 at 4:41 PM
no way that isn’t felix biederman with an age filter
December 9, 2024 at 9:01 PM
in a lyft whose dashboard says he’s 3000 miles overdue for an oil change. really testing my personal mantra of always rating 5 stars
December 8, 2024 at 1:28 AM
so embarassing when the cashiers at the grocery store start recognizing you. like hey yeah it’s me again i’m here for more food
December 6, 2024 at 10:16 PM
damn i guess nobody does
u ever think abt that person on tumblr who was stealing bones
December 6, 2024 at 6:10 AM
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I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
u ever think abt that person on tumblr who was stealing bones
December 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM
10/10 albums? here’s four
December 1, 2024 at 3:46 AM
esos son reebok o son nike?
November 29, 2024 at 10:05 PM
how old is the eve6 guy no offense
November 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
love this pokemon the Hoppip
November 24, 2024 at 8:47 PM
not being private is really hindering my hater quote tweet tendencies you guys. idk if i like this
November 24, 2024 at 5:04 PM
shooting skeets rapid fire. i’m skeeting all over the place
November 24, 2024 at 4:38 PM
are there no dms. am i stupid
November 24, 2024 at 4:28 PM
blocks are public on this thing what the fuck??
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 PM