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Yeah, I mean the President of the United States getting in her face and pointing a finger at her and angrily saying “Quiet Peggy” is far more respectful and professional of him 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yeah, I mean the President of the United States getting in her face and pointing a finger at her and angrily saying “Quiet Peggy” is far more respectful and professional of him 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
If it’s any consolation, I suspect just like the Dept of Ed, he will be tasked with dismantling and privatizing it, not actually running a functional space program.
July 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If it’s any consolation, I suspect just like the Dept of Ed, he will be tasked with dismantling and privatizing it, not actually running a functional space program.
Go speak in Republican states without campaigning. No one in that bubble will ever see this.
July 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Go speak in Republican states without campaigning. No one in that bubble will ever see this.
I’m so glad they gave time for this instead of making sure people get flood and tornado alerts
July 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m so glad they gave time for this instead of making sure people get flood and tornado alerts
I’m guessing he had to do this because China is sending theirs somewhere else. So he’s pretending it’s about *our* copper.
July 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m guessing he had to do this because China is sending theirs somewhere else. So he’s pretending it’s about *our* copper.
You forgot when Obama was spying through the microwave and when he said you could just…introduce UV light INTO the body to cure Covid…
June 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You forgot when Obama was spying through the microwave and when he said you could just…introduce UV light INTO the body to cure Covid…
He shouldn’t apologize for being white. He didn’t choose that. But the longer I look the more choices I see that maybe he should at least reconsider, if not issue a full apology.
June 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
He shouldn’t apologize for being white. He didn’t choose that. But the longer I look the more choices I see that maybe he should at least reconsider, if not issue a full apology.
If you define “strength” as wielding control through fear and aggression and at the detriment of others, then yes, clearly, empathy would be an impediment to your version of strength
April 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
If you define “strength” as wielding control through fear and aggression and at the detriment of others, then yes, clearly, empathy would be an impediment to your version of strength
I was told there’d be WINNING?
a man is using a stapler in an office cubicle with a framed certificate on the wall that says the office supply company
ALT: a man is using a stapler in an office cubicle with a framed certificate on the wall that says the office supply company
media.tenor.com
April 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I was told there’d be WINNING?
He thought this was going to be a big boy job. I have my money on him being the first one fired via tweet.
March 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
He thought this was going to be a big boy job. I have my money on him being the first one fired via tweet.
“You’ll never have to vote again…” I hate to say this, but they’re acting like they know he means it.
March 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“You’ll never have to vote again…” I hate to say this, but they’re acting like they know he means it.
It’s fine. Let them dismantle it but only if Musk personally guarantees to pay every single American (and non citizen) who paid into the system whatever they have accumulated. It’s not an “entitlement.” It was meant to be our “retirement savings.”
March 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s fine. Let them dismantle it but only if Musk personally guarantees to pay every single American (and non citizen) who paid into the system whatever they have accumulated. It’s not an “entitlement.” It was meant to be our “retirement savings.”
No one will be spared except the inner, inner, inner circle.
March 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
No one will be spared except the inner, inner, inner circle.
It’s wild when you see the growth over the last year and then look at since the election.
March 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s wild when you see the growth over the last year and then look at since the election.
I told my daughter the night before the election that my mind will not survive 4 years of having to check every day to make sure we’re not all 24 hours away from catastrophe. We’re NOT EVEN 2 MONTHS IN.
March 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I told my daughter the night before the election that my mind will not survive 4 years of having to check every day to make sure we’re not all 24 hours away from catastrophe. We’re NOT EVEN 2 MONTHS IN.
I mean. I’m pretty sure 80% of humans everywhere, witches and non-witch alike has done this.
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I mean. I’m pretty sure 80% of humans everywhere, witches and non-witch alike has done this.
Wait. He doesn’t know anything about viruses, public health or epidemiology? How’d he get the job then. 🤔
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March 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Wait. He doesn’t know anything about viruses, public health or epidemiology? How’d he get the job then. 🤔
😂😂😂
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Tell him you’ll fill the room to capacity with shirtless 20 year old men. He’ll show up,
March 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tell him you’ll fill the room to capacity with shirtless 20 year old men. He’ll show up,
Do not play ball on keeping the government open. He told them they have to “bear with him.” Let him own it.
March 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Do not play ball on keeping the government open. He told them they have to “bear with him.” Let him own it.
I appreciate him putting his initials at the end because how would we know who typed this in all caps and under the profile that has HIS FULL NAME?
March 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I appreciate him putting his initials at the end because how would we know who typed this in all caps and under the profile that has HIS FULL NAME?
That explains a lot about the entire GOP honestly. I was wondering what they’re getting out of this..
March 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
That explains a lot about the entire GOP honestly. I was wondering what they’re getting out of this..
Their workplaces will be so demoralizing and miserable they’ll quit. At least I suspect that’s the plan.
March 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Their workplaces will be so demoralizing and miserable they’ll quit. At least I suspect that’s the plan.