From a meeting:
Q: "What was the motivation for this (phrasing)?"
Me: "I kind of vibed on it, knowing we could change it if you wanted something different."
--- Later ---
Q: "What about your choice here?"
A: "Vibes again."
No changes.
Q: "What was the motivation for this (phrasing)?"
Me: "I kind of vibed on it, knowing we could change it if you wanted something different."
--- Later ---
Q: "What about your choice here?"
A: "Vibes again."
No changes.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
From a meeting:
Q: "What was the motivation for this (phrasing)?"
Me: "I kind of vibed on it, knowing we could change it if you wanted something different."
--- Later ---
Q: "What about your choice here?"
A: "Vibes again."
No changes.
Q: "What was the motivation for this (phrasing)?"
Me: "I kind of vibed on it, knowing we could change it if you wanted something different."
--- Later ---
Q: "What about your choice here?"
A: "Vibes again."
No changes.
When I take vacation days at work, it makes my colleagues sad.
Not because of my absence. No, it’s what I end up doing on my vacation days that bums everyone out.
In my defense, winter clothes are not going to sort themselves!
Not because of my absence. No, it’s what I end up doing on my vacation days that bums everyone out.
In my defense, winter clothes are not going to sort themselves!
May 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When I take vacation days at work, it makes my colleagues sad.
Not because of my absence. No, it’s what I end up doing on my vacation days that bums everyone out.
In my defense, winter clothes are not going to sort themselves!
Not because of my absence. No, it’s what I end up doing on my vacation days that bums everyone out.
In my defense, winter clothes are not going to sort themselves!
Do you ever wonder what your dog named you?
March 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do you ever wonder what your dog named you?
“I’m just like you. I put my pants on one leg at a time.”
I aspire to bigger things. Sometimes I put my pants on two legs at a time. It’s thrilling, but not meant to be an everyday thing.
When you want to be better than most, I suggest giving it a try. It’s easier than “they” would have you think.
I aspire to bigger things. Sometimes I put my pants on two legs at a time. It’s thrilling, but not meant to be an everyday thing.
When you want to be better than most, I suggest giving it a try. It’s easier than “they” would have you think.
March 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“I’m just like you. I put my pants on one leg at a time.”
I aspire to bigger things. Sometimes I put my pants on two legs at a time. It’s thrilling, but not meant to be an everyday thing.
When you want to be better than most, I suggest giving it a try. It’s easier than “they” would have you think.
I aspire to bigger things. Sometimes I put my pants on two legs at a time. It’s thrilling, but not meant to be an everyday thing.
When you want to be better than most, I suggest giving it a try. It’s easier than “they” would have you think.
I found the new goal of making jokes: Laughter is great, but when someone explains back to you the nuances of why it's funny and those nuances are exactly what you intended... that's the stuff.
Very gratifying.
Very gratifying.
February 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I found the new goal of making jokes: Laughter is great, but when someone explains back to you the nuances of why it's funny and those nuances are exactly what you intended... that's the stuff.
Very gratifying.
Very gratifying.
What is America’s No. 1 hockey publication these days? I’d like to catch up on how Minnesota’s U12 hockey season is going.
January 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What is America’s No. 1 hockey publication these days? I’d like to catch up on how Minnesota’s U12 hockey season is going.
The key to winning a fantasy football championship is easy:
1. Join a league with random strangers
2. Watch as every other person in the league stops paying attention to their teams.
3. Actually pay attention and try.
4. Get lucky.
Take it from me, a fantasy football champion.
1. Join a league with random strangers
2. Watch as every other person in the league stops paying attention to their teams.
3. Actually pay attention and try.
4. Get lucky.
Take it from me, a fantasy football champion.
January 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The key to winning a fantasy football championship is easy:
1. Join a league with random strangers
2. Watch as every other person in the league stops paying attention to their teams.
3. Actually pay attention and try.
4. Get lucky.
Take it from me, a fantasy football champion.
1. Join a league with random strangers
2. Watch as every other person in the league stops paying attention to their teams.
3. Actually pay attention and try.
4. Get lucky.
Take it from me, a fantasy football champion.
The #Packers gave it their all today and I appreciate that. However, I disagree with the decision to play so deep on 3rd and 11 with seconds to go, giving the #Bears two open receivers in field goal range.
I was a bit worried when I saw that pre-snap and had that concern confirmed.
Bummer.
I was a bit worried when I saw that pre-snap and had that concern confirmed.
Bummer.
January 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think we can all appreciate the effort @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social puts into giving credit where credit is due on trade news.
It's also great for Yankees fans to see the type of coverage a Brewers trade gets among national media. 😁
It's also great for Yankees fans to see the type of coverage a Brewers trade gets among national media. 😁
December 13, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I think we can all appreciate the effort @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social puts into giving credit where credit is due on trade news.
It's also great for Yankees fans to see the type of coverage a Brewers trade gets among national media. 😁
It's also great for Yankees fans to see the type of coverage a Brewers trade gets among national media. 😁
The more I see on Caleb Durbin, the more I am excited for the Williams trade. I don't like to see him go, but we knew it was going to happen.
Get ready.
#Brewers
Get ready.
#Brewers
a new york yankees baseball player stands on the mound
Alt: Nestor Cortes' windup where he lifts his leg and sways around on the pitcher's mound before delivering the pitch.
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2024 at 6:38 PM
The more I see on Caleb Durbin, the more I am excited for the Williams trade. I don't like to see him go, but we knew it was going to happen.
Get ready.
#Brewers
Get ready.
#Brewers
I have to keep reminding myself sometimes that writer's block is still doing my job. It's just doing my job poorly.
December 11, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I have to keep reminding myself sometimes that writer's block is still doing my job. It's just doing my job poorly.
How has technology advanced to this point, yet pizza places have stopped guaranteeing delivery in 30 minutes or it’s free?
Scientific curiosity is dead.
#HomeAlone
Scientific curiosity is dead.
#HomeAlone
November 30, 2024 at 1:28 AM
How has technology advanced to this point, yet pizza places have stopped guaranteeing delivery in 30 minutes or it’s free?
Scientific curiosity is dead.
#HomeAlone
Scientific curiosity is dead.
#HomeAlone
New social media, same opinion: Frank and Buzz McCallister suck. No redeeming values as people.
This is not a reflection on Gerry Bamma or Devin Ratray, as this opinion is a validation of their efforts as actors.
#HomeAlone
This is not a reflection on Gerry Bamma or Devin Ratray, as this opinion is a validation of their efforts as actors.
#HomeAlone
November 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
New social media, same opinion: Frank and Buzz McCallister suck. No redeeming values as people.
This is not a reflection on Gerry Bamma or Devin Ratray, as this opinion is a validation of their efforts as actors.
#HomeAlone
This is not a reflection on Gerry Bamma or Devin Ratray, as this opinion is a validation of their efforts as actors.
#HomeAlone
A just got an email from a taco restaurant about Thanksgiving orders. It’s probably not going to be the most effective push, but I love where their head is at.
I’d love to make tacos the centerpiece of my Thanksgiving feast. Alas, I’m in my mid-40s, but still do not have that kind of authority.
I’d love to make tacos the centerpiece of my Thanksgiving feast. Alas, I’m in my mid-40s, but still do not have that kind of authority.
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
A just got an email from a taco restaurant about Thanksgiving orders. It’s probably not going to be the most effective push, but I love where their head is at.
I’d love to make tacos the centerpiece of my Thanksgiving feast. Alas, I’m in my mid-40s, but still do not have that kind of authority.
I’d love to make tacos the centerpiece of my Thanksgiving feast. Alas, I’m in my mid-40s, but still do not have that kind of authority.
"Why is no one doing (insert thing that I am doing)?!?"
November 20, 2024 at 12:35 AM
"Why is no one doing (insert thing that I am doing)?!?"
Transitioning to Bluesky. I haven’t tweeted in over a year… before that was pretty dumb stuff.
If was entertaining in social media, that skill has certainly atrophied.
If was entertaining in social media, that skill has certainly atrophied.
November 16, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Transitioning to Bluesky. I haven’t tweeted in over a year… before that was pretty dumb stuff.
If was entertaining in social media, that skill has certainly atrophied.
If was entertaining in social media, that skill has certainly atrophied.