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· Jan 23
NO MORE KEYS
GIVE ME MORE CAGE
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“Dear Fuckwad,
Insincere Thank you for your submission of infinite skeleton keys.
Unfortunately, we are only accepting more and more cage-like at this point.
Die,
XO”
GIVE ME MORE CAGE
~~~
“Dear Fuckwad,
Insincere Thank you for your submission of infinite skeleton keys.
Unfortunately, we are only accepting more and more cage-like at this point.
Die,
XO”
o: “that’s excellent, where’d you get that insight/phrase/framing/language, did you come up with that?”
x: “nah I took (saw, copied, stole, [in]directly plagiarized) it from somebody/something I saw online/offline”
x: “nah I took (saw, copied, stole, [in]directly plagiarized) it from somebody/something I saw online/offline”
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
o: “that’s excellent, where’d you get that insight/phrase/framing/language, did you come up with that?”
x: “nah I took (saw, copied, stole, [in]directly plagiarized) it from somebody/something I saw online/offline”
x: “nah I took (saw, copied, stole, [in]directly plagiarized) it from somebody/something I saw online/offline”
One thing about “Too Big To Fail” is the language misrepresents what’s actually happening
which is actually: “Too Big To Function, Actually Failing/Dysfunction Being Propped + Covered Up To Appear As If Not Failing/Dysfunctioning”
Which fractals into Bodies + Institutions All Up + Down This Place
which is actually: “Too Big To Function, Actually Failing/Dysfunction Being Propped + Covered Up To Appear As If Not Failing/Dysfunctioning”
Which fractals into Bodies + Institutions All Up + Down This Place
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
One thing about “Too Big To Fail” is the language misrepresents what’s actually happening
which is actually: “Too Big To Function, Actually Failing/Dysfunction Being Propped + Covered Up To Appear As If Not Failing/Dysfunctioning”
Which fractals into Bodies + Institutions All Up + Down This Place
which is actually: “Too Big To Function, Actually Failing/Dysfunction Being Propped + Covered Up To Appear As If Not Failing/Dysfunctioning”
Which fractals into Bodies + Institutions All Up + Down This Place
The Perils of a Populace of a Place Wanting Desperately To Be Perceived As Smart/Sophisticated Without Actually Being Smart/Sophisticated,
How The Shit Roles Downhill And Refracts In All Directions, Particularly Down + Up, Up + Down
How The Shit Roles Downhill And Refracts In All Directions, Particularly Down + Up, Up + Down
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Perils of a Populace of a Place Wanting Desperately To Be Perceived As Smart/Sophisticated Without Actually Being Smart/Sophisticated,
How The Shit Roles Downhill And Refracts In All Directions, Particularly Down + Up, Up + Down
How The Shit Roles Downhill And Refracts In All Directions, Particularly Down + Up, Up + Down
“How dare you say I’m like a dog!
I’m nothing like a dog!
That’s why I disproportionately/exclusively participate in/as dogpiles (dog’s piling, dog-pilling) by following the leader/trend/bodies/dogs!”
I’m nothing like a dog!
That’s why I disproportionately/exclusively participate in/as dogpiles (dog’s piling, dog-pilling) by following the leader/trend/bodies/dogs!”
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“How dare you say I’m like a dog!
I’m nothing like a dog!
That’s why I disproportionately/exclusively participate in/as dogpiles (dog’s piling, dog-pilling) by following the leader/trend/bodies/dogs!”
I’m nothing like a dog!
That’s why I disproportionately/exclusively participate in/as dogpiles (dog’s piling, dog-pilling) by following the leader/trend/bodies/dogs!”
I can’t believe and yet I’m also not surprised by how fucking stupid it is for people that otherwise try to pass themselves off as credible and are held as credible if not laudable spend time “earnestly” speculating and projecting about the perspectives + capacities of aliens [“Fermi Paradox”]
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I can’t believe and yet I’m also not surprised by how fucking stupid it is for people that otherwise try to pass themselves off as credible and are held as credible if not laudable spend time “earnestly” speculating and projecting about the perspectives + capacities of aliens [“Fermi Paradox”]
Analysis:
THE CONDITIONED LAG DIRECTING PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE THE PAST AND PROJECTILE PRE-ZOOMED FUTURE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE PEOPLE PATTERNS OF THE PRESENT
THE CONDITIONED LAG DIRECTING PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE THE PAST AND PROJECTILE PRE-ZOOMED FUTURE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE PEOPLE PATTERNS OF THE PRESENT
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Analysis:
THE CONDITIONED LAG DIRECTING PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE THE PAST AND PROJECTILE PRE-ZOOMED FUTURE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE PEOPLE PATTERNS OF THE PRESENT
THE CONDITIONED LAG DIRECTING PEOPLE TO CELEBRATE THE PAST AND PROJECTILE PRE-ZOOMED FUTURE AT THE EXPENSE OF THE PEOPLE PATTERNS OF THE PRESENT
I think we need to have a reckoning to realize and recognize that physical beauty, just like monetary wealth, does not necessarily signal sophistication, superiority, or anything inherently associating with authentic success, excellence, goodness, intelligence, virility, truth, and viability
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I think we need to have a reckoning to realize and recognize that physical beauty, just like monetary wealth, does not necessarily signal sophistication, superiority, or anything inherently associating with authentic success, excellence, goodness, intelligence, virility, truth, and viability
That which they/we “CROWD OUT, CROWN OUT, CROW OUT, RING OUT, ROUND OUT, CIRCLE OUT, LEAVE OUT”
[do not crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
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That which they/we “CROWD IN, CROWN IN, CROW IN, RING IN, ROUND IN, CIRCLE IN, LEAVE IN”
[do crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
[do not crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
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That which they/we “CROWD IN, CROWN IN, CROW IN, RING IN, ROUND IN, CIRCLE IN, LEAVE IN”
[do crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That which they/we “CROWD OUT, CROWN OUT, CROW OUT, RING OUT, ROUND OUT, CIRCLE OUT, LEAVE OUT”
[do not crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
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That which they/we “CROWD IN, CROWN IN, CROW IN, RING IN, ROUND IN, CIRCLE IN, LEAVE IN”
[do crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
[do not crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
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That which they/we “CROWD IN, CROWN IN, CROW IN, RING IN, ROUND IN, CIRCLE IN, LEAVE IN”
[do crowd/crown/crow/ring/write/rant/rag about]
“The ladder” people climb socially, relative to society, is (a mountain/hill) made of bodies
So “climbing the ladder” means “climbing the bodies” means “claiming the bodies” means “dehumanizing/inhumanity masquerading as strategy, mobility, nobility” means “lipstick on a motherfuckin’ pig”
So “climbing the ladder” means “climbing the bodies” means “claiming the bodies” means “dehumanizing/inhumanity masquerading as strategy, mobility, nobility” means “lipstick on a motherfuckin’ pig”
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“The ladder” people climb socially, relative to society, is (a mountain/hill) made of bodies
So “climbing the ladder” means “climbing the bodies” means “claiming the bodies” means “dehumanizing/inhumanity masquerading as strategy, mobility, nobility” means “lipstick on a motherfuckin’ pig”
So “climbing the ladder” means “climbing the bodies” means “claiming the bodies” means “dehumanizing/inhumanity masquerading as strategy, mobility, nobility” means “lipstick on a motherfuckin’ pig”
A horrible thing about the way that people perpetuate systems of “monetizing, being addicted to” horror is that they unnaturally perpetuate systems of horror because they glom onto the horror + make it/them into their providers + pro-visions [often Without acknowledging that compromise/corruption]
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A horrible thing about the way that people perpetuate systems of “monetizing, being addicted to” horror is that they unnaturally perpetuate systems of horror because they glom onto the horror + make it/them into their providers + pro-visions [often Without acknowledging that compromise/corruption]
A VERY IMPORTANT FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE/DISTINCTION TO UNDERSTAND btwn ONLINE + OFFLINE experience/participation:
ONLINE BYPASSES (DIVERGES) UR BODY/EMBODIMENT IN ORDER TO ACCESS IT (indirect-ing access)
OFFLINE DOES NOT (NECESSARILY) DIVERGE/BYPASS UR BODY/EMBODIMENT TO ACCESS IT (direct access)
ONLINE BYPASSES (DIVERGES) UR BODY/EMBODIMENT IN ORDER TO ACCESS IT (indirect-ing access)
OFFLINE DOES NOT (NECESSARILY) DIVERGE/BYPASS UR BODY/EMBODIMENT TO ACCESS IT (direct access)
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A VERY IMPORTANT FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE/DISTINCTION TO UNDERSTAND btwn ONLINE + OFFLINE experience/participation:
ONLINE BYPASSES (DIVERGES) UR BODY/EMBODIMENT IN ORDER TO ACCESS IT (indirect-ing access)
OFFLINE DOES NOT (NECESSARILY) DIVERGE/BYPASS UR BODY/EMBODIMENT TO ACCESS IT (direct access)
ONLINE BYPASSES (DIVERGES) UR BODY/EMBODIMENT IN ORDER TO ACCESS IT (indirect-ing access)
OFFLINE DOES NOT (NECESSARILY) DIVERGE/BYPASS UR BODY/EMBODIMENT TO ACCESS IT (direct access)
There is a massive problem w some females/fem enabling & seeking & incentivizing & selecting for & expecting+fulfilling/re:cy-cling & supporting & loving & promoting & perpetuating & hiding/covering up for & defending/norm-ing & compounding & explaining away male/masc “darkness/harm/de-humanity”
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There is a massive problem w some females/fem enabling & seeking & incentivizing & selecting for & expecting+fulfilling/re:cy-cling & supporting & loving & promoting & perpetuating & hiding/covering up for & defending/norm-ing & compounding & explaining away male/masc “darkness/harm/de-humanity”
Nothing new here, but it bears repeating, a massive problem is people (including “progressives”) that disproportionately/exclusively normalize their presumed current dynamic w/out acknowledging personal confirmation bias & demonizing what’s projectively prezoomed as different/outside their own norm
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Nothing new here, but it bears repeating, a massive problem is people (including “progressives”) that disproportionately/exclusively normalize their presumed current dynamic w/out acknowledging personal confirmation bias & demonizing what’s projectively prezoomed as different/outside their own norm
I think seriously referring to a 24/48/72 hour suspension as being “disappeared” maybe displays a level of addictive immersion into a social media site/being online as one’s disproportionate/exclusive “lung, identity, body, range”
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think seriously referring to a 24/48/72 hour suspension as being “disappeared” maybe displays a level of addictive immersion into a social media site/being online as one’s disproportionate/exclusive “lung, identity, body, range”
“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism) be the enemy of good”
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism) be the enemy of god, human(ity)”
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism), impossible relative to humanity (depending on one’s interpretation of “perfection”), be the disproportional/exclusive Devil you carry as ‘advocate(-cy)’
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism) be the enemy of god, human(ity)”
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism), impossible relative to humanity (depending on one’s interpretation of “perfection”), be the disproportional/exclusive Devil you carry as ‘advocate(-cy)’
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism) be the enemy of good”
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism) be the enemy of god, human(ity)”
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism), impossible relative to humanity (depending on one’s interpretation of “perfection”), be the disproportional/exclusive Devil you carry as ‘advocate(-cy)’
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism) be the enemy of god, human(ity)”
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“Don’t let perfect[ion](ism), impossible relative to humanity (depending on one’s interpretation of “perfection”), be the disproportional/exclusive Devil you carry as ‘advocate(-cy)’
“Hi, I’m Poison. I consider Health + Healing + Humanity to be an Existential threat, because it is, exclusively to me.
That’s why I’m against Health + Healing + Humanity, and doing all I can to recruit Poison-adjacent people into the Poison Camp, under the Poison Tent/Pole,
That’s why I’m against Health + Healing + Humanity, and doing all I can to recruit Poison-adjacent people into the Poison Camp, under the Poison Tent/Pole,
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Hi, I’m Poison. I consider Health + Healing + Humanity to be an Existential threat, because it is, exclusively to me.
That’s why I’m against Health + Healing + Humanity, and doing all I can to recruit Poison-adjacent people into the Poison Camp, under the Poison Tent/Pole,
That’s why I’m against Health + Healing + Humanity, and doing all I can to recruit Poison-adjacent people into the Poison Camp, under the Poison Tent/Pole,
“The beautiful thing about me is I expect total free reign+impunity to exploit & abuse everybody & anybody I am compelled to inside & outside my family
And I expect total protection from any form of energy/body that I projectively presume/perceive as exploitative or abusive towards me & my family!”
And I expect total protection from any form of energy/body that I projectively presume/perceive as exploitative or abusive towards me & my family!”
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“The beautiful thing about me is I expect total free reign+impunity to exploit & abuse everybody & anybody I am compelled to inside & outside my family
And I expect total protection from any form of energy/body that I projectively presume/perceive as exploitative or abusive towards me & my family!”
And I expect total protection from any form of energy/body that I projectively presume/perceive as exploitative or abusive towards me & my family!”
“The beautiful thing about the church is God begins and ends, starts and stops, exactly where the doors, windows, and walls of the church begin and end, start & stop!
So God is only as big or as small, as thick or as thin, as present or as absent, as the doors, windows, & walls of the church!”
So God is only as big or as small, as thick or as thin, as present or as absent, as the doors, windows, & walls of the church!”
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“The beautiful thing about the church is God begins and ends, starts and stops, exactly where the doors, windows, and walls of the church begin and end, start & stop!
So God is only as big or as small, as thick or as thin, as present or as absent, as the doors, windows, & walls of the church!”
So God is only as big or as small, as thick or as thin, as present or as absent, as the doors, windows, & walls of the church!”
“the beautiful thing about me is I am extremely disproportional (imbalanced, bi-polar) in my willingness & attempts to openly investigate and judgmentally appraise your life/life which is not my own, versus my willingness & attempts to (allow) openly investigate & judgmentally appraise my own life!”
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 AM
“the beautiful thing about me is I am extremely disproportional (imbalanced, bi-polar) in my willingness & attempts to openly investigate and judgmentally appraise your life/life which is not my own, versus my willingness & attempts to (allow) openly investigate & judgmentally appraise my own life!”
“see I leave no imprint of myself anywhere online or off-line, which means I’m winning SECRECY, PRIVILEGE’s PRIVACY COMPETITION bcuz I fully erase myself
which means I’m experiencing existence in a way that’s antithetical to myself BEING, but I don’t acknowledge this results my constant vacate-ion”
which means I’m experiencing existence in a way that’s antithetical to myself BEING, but I don’t acknowledge this results my constant vacate-ion”
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“see I leave no imprint of myself anywhere online or off-line, which means I’m winning SECRECY, PRIVILEGE’s PRIVACY COMPETITION bcuz I fully erase myself
which means I’m experiencing existence in a way that’s antithetical to myself BEING, but I don’t acknowledge this results my constant vacate-ion”
which means I’m experiencing existence in a way that’s antithetical to myself BEING, but I don’t acknowledge this results my constant vacate-ion”
In + Across so many contexts, this pattern:
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
In + Across so many contexts, this pattern:
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
Judgment/Judging to + from afar,
instead of inquiring nearer
If you truly
Care more for, about
The interior, in-side, internal,
intrinsic
Rather than
The exterior, out-side, external, extrinsic
The personal, the feel, the being,
the gift (the anti-grift)
Rather than
The impersonal, the look, the hook,
the grab (the grift)
Then get rid of
Your mirror(s)
Care more for, about
The interior, in-side, internal,
intrinsic
Rather than
The exterior, out-side, external, extrinsic
The personal, the feel, the being,
the gift (the anti-grift)
Rather than
The impersonal, the look, the hook,
the grab (the grift)
Then get rid of
Your mirror(s)
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you truly
Care more for, about
The interior, in-side, internal,
intrinsic
Rather than
The exterior, out-side, external, extrinsic
The personal, the feel, the being,
the gift (the anti-grift)
Rather than
The impersonal, the look, the hook,
the grab (the grift)
Then get rid of
Your mirror(s)
Care more for, about
The interior, in-side, internal,
intrinsic
Rather than
The exterior, out-side, external, extrinsic
The personal, the feel, the being,
the gift (the anti-grift)
Rather than
The impersonal, the look, the hook,
the grab (the grift)
Then get rid of
Your mirror(s)
I think if you truly want to connect with people, then it is impossible to want to position yourself as a superior and people that are not yourself as inferior
So saying this another way, I think the authentic inspiration to connect naturally is antithetical to inequitable power dynamics
So saying this another way, I think the authentic inspiration to connect naturally is antithetical to inequitable power dynamics
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I think if you truly want to connect with people, then it is impossible to want to position yourself as a superior and people that are not yourself as inferior
So saying this another way, I think the authentic inspiration to connect naturally is antithetical to inequitable power dynamics
So saying this another way, I think the authentic inspiration to connect naturally is antithetical to inequitable power dynamics
“I use social media for mobility/positioning myself in reality
Yet I also will chaste-eyes/mock people by saying social media is not reality”
[relates w conflation, fucking up aspect ratios by using inconsistent extremes in language, which represents inconsistent extremes in thought/behavior/body]
Yet I also will chaste-eyes/mock people by saying social media is not reality”
[relates w conflation, fucking up aspect ratios by using inconsistent extremes in language, which represents inconsistent extremes in thought/behavior/body]
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“I use social media for mobility/positioning myself in reality
Yet I also will chaste-eyes/mock people by saying social media is not reality”
[relates w conflation, fucking up aspect ratios by using inconsistent extremes in language, which represents inconsistent extremes in thought/behavior/body]
Yet I also will chaste-eyes/mock people by saying social media is not reality”
[relates w conflation, fucking up aspect ratios by using inconsistent extremes in language, which represents inconsistent extremes in thought/behavior/body]
weird how each generation raises the next (& is raised by the previous-ish) yet seemingly each generation is oft-repulsed by + repellent to + alienating + antagonistic to each next+previous generation
& few folk of any of the gens acknowledges their part in perpetuating this self-hating/confliction
& few folk of any of the gens acknowledges their part in perpetuating this self-hating/confliction
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
weird how each generation raises the next (& is raised by the previous-ish) yet seemingly each generation is oft-repulsed by + repellent to + alienating + antagonistic to each next+previous generation
& few folk of any of the gens acknowledges their part in perpetuating this self-hating/confliction
& few folk of any of the gens acknowledges their part in perpetuating this self-hating/confliction