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I was told this war was going to be "civil" but up until now people aren't very being very polite... #DC #PoliceState
August 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
National Guard in LA and tanks coming into Washington DC : is the Orange Clown crossing the Rubicon?
#AleaJactaEst
June 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When you realize "initiating martial law protocol" on 420 was Leon's bullshit plan all along #FOURTWENTY 👽
April 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fuck that little orange clown. Fuck him to hell.
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
January 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the yin-yang! #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
January 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan
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December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
December 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
December 1, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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D-amn
O-ligarchs
G-rifting
E-veryone
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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Zuckerberg owns Facebook, Instagram, Threads, and WhatsApp.

Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.

Elon Musk owns Twitter/X.

When multi-billionaires take control of our most vital platforms for communication, it’s not a win for free speech. It’s a win for oligarchy
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
November 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Feeling cute, might consume myself later idk
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November 14, 2024 at 3:31 AM