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quest64official.bsky.social
Capra demon Waiting Behind the stairs toilet
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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nerdjpg.com
Unmute for sound • •• RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150 RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle $150
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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forestminish.tv
Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
Bluesky post from Jesse Vitelli: Watching the parade My parents, hopeful that one day I will bring them grandchildren to fill their home with laughter and joy My dumbass pointing at the tv screen explaining to them "that's my boy Goku" Right underneath, bluesky post from Jake: My boyyyyy (with picture of the Goku parade float)
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
An edited meme showing a picture of someone moving a frozen turkey to the fridge but the turkey has been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal The text says: I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT (showing a screenshot from pokemon rse of spheal's pokedex entry) SPHEAL is much faster rolling than walking to get around. When groups of this pokemon eat, they all clap at once to show their pleasure. Because of this, their mealtimes are noisy."
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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apearlma.bsky.social
Ok, I thought about it and now everyone else has to think about it too
Heinz MayoBarbecue sauce changed into "MAYOALF MAYO ALF SAUCE" with a picture of Alf sitting in the bowl where the two flavors are getting mixed.
August 18, 2023 at 8:26 PM
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terribletv.bsky.social
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.

AHAHAHAHAHA
Burger King. Raw. High Res.
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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taiga080521.bsky.social
ブイズタワー✨️
(1121の日…に全然間に合わなかった絵)
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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prettiestplatypus.bsky.social
Today is the Trans Day of Remembrance, and we must celebrate it both to remember the trans siblings that we've lost, and push forward so that we can reach a world where nobody feels like they have no hope left
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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themaverickgirl.bsky.social
It's like having your B button be jump and your A button being attack. You've had to live with it and suck it up, but you know it's wrong and are truly unhappy with it. Then you discover button mapping, letting you to fix things. Suddenly your sorrow turns to elation as things finally feel right.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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usedpizza.bsky.social
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
youtube suggesting i reply to a comment with "i miss my ffamily"
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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mitildide.bsky.social
Batman breaking one of the cow tools from the "cow tools" comic: "This is the tool of the cow. We do not understand it. We will not use it."
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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blerrycat1.bsky.social
I'll just rest my eyes, is the biggest lie. You're going straight to snorkmimimi land. Sleeping kitten
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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woolblossom.bsky.social
Such are many cases 😭

[ #art #digitalart #opossum #illustration ]
Digital art of a nervous cowboy opossum and text “actually this IS my first rodeo”
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Text exchange First person: cowboys can't be sexy Second person: sends picture of Jeantendo 64 "I bet you feel dumb right now"
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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brandtandstein.com
Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks
A graph of a giraffe. The x axis is length, the y axis is height, the head is obviously top right of the graph as it is the apex of both stats
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat
Happy birthday cow tools
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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mrmxy.bsky.social
Satellaview+ deserves more attention: an emulator-based (so far) recreation of the '90s service that let players download games to their Super Famicoms via satellite. Today there's a big SFC in the in-game town in honor of the console's 35th birthday and last month they added a damn Spirit Halloween
Screenshot from BS-X: The Town Whose Name Was Stolen for Satellaview showing the boy character standing near a big Super Famicom console in the event plaza. Screenshot from BS-X: The Town Whose Name Was Stolen for Satellaview showing the boy character standing near a Spirit Halloween store in the event plaza.
November 21, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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quest64official.bsky.social
It's a riff on the sky rise boardroom meme Mario says yayayayayayayayayayahyahooo Thwomp says urgh Pink Bobomb says wibwupwupwipweebwupwub Small penguin says wah Mario and penguin look at each other Mario throws small penguin out the window while mother penguin looks
October 16, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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notfaulty.bsky.social
Who up Gentling their Spooky Horse
The front of a DVD case, in the middle is a picture of a man riding a horse, the title at the bottom reads: 'Monty Roberts Gentling Your Spooky Horse: A Young, Unhandled Horse'
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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wuchta.bsky.social
Comic
Comic with two chickens and an egg One of the two chicken says "it's about to hatch!". The second panel shows an egg with cross hatching.
October 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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boyks.neocities.org
Turbo Teen...
October 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.
edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?" The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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stephenge.org
but I thought pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to nap??? @tomfawkes.com
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Sep 22
Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
September 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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protonjon.bsky.social
My fanart folder is a bit of a mess at times, but sometimes I find ones I have completely forgotten about that make me just burst out laughing.

Art by jon101514

@familyjules7x.bsky.social
A fanart by jon101514 of FamilyJules eating his ass, done in the style of The Simpsons, as a reference to the Lisa the Vegetarian episode.
September 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM