It has warped my fragile little mind

We are in a cultural and moral crisis right now because people don’t go up to people congressman gill and tell him he is not allowed in their restaurants and that he’s a disgusting person who needs to get out of their sight

I was banned from Twitter for 12 hours because apparently humor is illegal there now

My friend visits my old town of Boston and I explain to him what it’s like.

Merry Christmas to all!

We should all be able to appreciate mediocre action movies. For example, people may claim that The Losers is not a very good movie, but it contains Zoe Saldana firing a rocket launcher in slow motion, which definitely puts it in an acceptable tier of quality.