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he/him, boston, anti-ketchup
every time I see “MAHA” I think of the sound drunk Orson Welles makes in that Paul Masson commercial
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Most accurate post about Trump remains that Reddit post that was like “Stupid Americans are the new Irish Americans and Trump is their JFK”
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
have no spotify wrapped because i forgot to listen to Music this year
December 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Why it matters
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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wild that this happened within 24 hours of bolsanaro going to prison. will be a timeless textbook example of what works to save a democracy and what doesn’t
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i’m trying to be more charismatic. first step is to threaten to sue someone if they don’t sell me a pierogi
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
this is like an adrian chiles piece but Bad
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.

This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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When they say Trump calling a reporter "piggy" is "just being honest," they are revealing a key feature of the reactionary mind: it believes, at a deep brainstem level, that *everyone* is awful & selfish & ugly on the inside. Everyone just suppresses it out of fear of social disapproval. Not Trump!
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The American car industry quite deliberately designs its products so that they kill people. They know this. They are not ignorant of how their products work.

They don't care.
Trigger warning.

“In crashes, SUVs are more likely to strike vital organs in the core of adults’ bodies & heads of children. Hitting pedestrians above their center of gravity means they’re more likely to be knocked forward & down and then be driven over.”

Plus more likely to hit in the 1st place.
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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The executive has encouraged the legislature to compel the executive to release files the executive holds and has chosen not to release despite calls from legislators. It's unclear whether the executive will veto the legislature's bill, and whether the legislature will over-ride the executive's veto
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I urge members of the legal profession to realize that prosecuting individuals who seek to overturn the constitutional order is not "retaliation" in any normatively significant sense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
reciting a fart from memory
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I was off by 49 days
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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This is far worse than anyone expected.

Trump's HUD plan would cut *two-thirds* of permanent housing and push as many as 170,000 formerly homeless people back onto the street—redirecting funds to work mandates, forced treatment, and encampment sweeps.

All as mass internment camps are being built.
Trump Administration to Drastically Cut Housing Grants
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
trump doing beck at karaoke like “soy un predator”
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump

the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
literally the limpest dildos on earth
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM