The @theonion.com delivery van just drove up my block and I did an IRL Sickos “Yes.. Ha Ha… Yes” while pointing out the window. Anyway wave when you go by next time @bencollins.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The @theonion.com delivery van just drove up my block and I did an IRL Sickos “Yes.. Ha Ha… Yes” while pointing out the window. Anyway wave when you go by next time @bencollins.bsky.social
I'm sure I'm not the first to say this, but will this case receive even 0.1% of the media attention that Jussie Smollett got? Of course not. @mtsw.bsky.social can tell you why.
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm sure I'm not the first to say this, but will this case receive even 0.1% of the media attention that Jussie Smollett got? Of course not. @mtsw.bsky.social can tell you why.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
This was tongue in cheek, because Kaleb had asked for engagement to boost his work. But I meant it and I loved Kaleb’s writing, especially about music. I am gutted to hear the news today. In another era his writing talent would’ve made him a household name. I hate it here.
Great writing, Kaleb!
I wrote about George Harrison. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This was tongue in cheek, because Kaleb had asked for engagement to boost his work. But I meant it and I loved Kaleb’s writing, especially about music. I am gutted to hear the news today. In another era his writing talent would’ve made him a household name. I hate it here.
Does this guy not realize the Waltons own several mega yachts?
Billionaires who fund STEM colleges > than billionaires who buy super yachts.
www.nwaonline.com/news/2025/au...
www.nwaonline.com/news/2025/au...
Walton family eyes 2028 opening for new university, seeks president committed to STEM education | Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
BENTONVILLE -- The Walton family has put out a call to find the inaugural president of a new business-oriented university focused on science, technology, engineering and mathematics, with the aim of o...
www.nwaonline.com
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Does this guy not realize the Waltons own several mega yachts?
FAA out of his mind right now against Zverev
August 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
FAA out of his mind right now against Zverev
August 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Went to the dang Turnpike concert and an Old Crow Medicine Show broke out.
August 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Went to the dang Turnpike concert and an Old Crow Medicine Show broke out.
Jack White should run for the Michigan Senate seat
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
August 23, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Jack White should run for the Michigan Senate seat
Y’all ever see a Malörtov Cocktail?
Trump: I think Chicago will be next, and then we will help with New York.
August 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Y’all ever see a Malörtov Cocktail?
I'm from Chicago, so when I bribe reporters, I dunk the cash in Au Jus and wrap it in deli paper.
August 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm from Chicago, so when I bribe reporters, I dunk the cash in Au Jus and wrap it in deli paper.
Me -> Barack Obama -> Queen Elizabeth II -> King Edward VIII -> Hitler
me and a friend were trying to figure out how many handshakes away from hitler we were this afternoon. the answer? not many!
me - buddy cianci - gerald ford - wernher von braun - hitler
me - buddy cianci - gerald ford - wernher von braun - hitler
August 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me -> Barack Obama -> Queen Elizabeth II -> King Edward VIII -> Hitler
I went 0/13 on proper nouns here.
Reading this @gqmagazine.bsky.social profile of Hasan Piker and oh my god this paragraph just made me feel like the cryptkeeper www.gq.com/story/hasan-...
August 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I went 0/13 on proper nouns here.
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Zohran Mamdani stuns political consultants with revolutionary campaign strategies like telling people “I want to make your lives better” and pointing out “the other guy is an evil pervert.”
August 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Zohran Mamdani stuns political consultants with revolutionary campaign strategies like telling people “I want to make your lives better” and pointing out “the other guy is an evil pervert.”
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Obama planted Epstein in Palm Beach and duped Trump into becoming his best friend.
But how could Biden be in on the scheme if he was asleep?
But how could Biden be in on the scheme if he was asleep?
"They're evil" -- Trump suggests that the Biden administration tampered with the Epstein files to incriminate him
August 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Obama planted Epstein in Palm Beach and duped Trump into becoming his best friend.
But how could Biden be in on the scheme if he was asleep?
But how could Biden be in on the scheme if he was asleep?
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After today's news about Erika McEntarfer and Ghislaine Maxwell, I challenge anyone to argue that Trump isn't acting like a dictator
August 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
After today's news about Erika McEntarfer and Ghislaine Maxwell, I challenge anyone to argue that Trump isn't acting like a dictator
Almost the entirety of the CTA red line. ~30 stations.
how many fixed-guideway public transit stops in the usa are within walking distance of a beach? Coney Island, Brighton Beach, Rockaways in NYC and Downtown Santa Monica station in LA and i think that might be it?
the main issue with "we don't need more public parking to improve access to beaches, we need more public transit and bike lanes" is that we way too consistently end up doing none of these things
July 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Almost the entirety of the CTA red line. ~30 stations.
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sorry, you’re not going to get me to give a shit about a CEO having an affair with his head of HR and getting caught on the jumbotron while doing it, this is not doxxing, this happens all the time and has for decades, sit down, shut up, stop talking
July 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
sorry, you’re not going to get me to give a shit about a CEO having an affair with his head of HR and getting caught on the jumbotron while doing it, this is not doxxing, this happens all the time and has for decades, sit down, shut up, stop talking
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Donald Trump is attacking me because he is desperate to distract from his war on working people. We must and we will fight back.
July 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Donald Trump is attacking me because he is desperate to distract from his war on working people. We must and we will fight back.
Curtains for Zoosha??
Perplexity launches a $200/month Max plan with unlimited Labs access, early access to features like Comet browser, and priority use of models like o3-pro (Maxwell Zeff/TechCrunch)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
July 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Curtains for Zoosha??
How much you wanna bet that Kathy Wylde had never paid taxes in her life? Based on this description, I’d be shocked if it was anything other than Buy/Borrow/Die
A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
June 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How much you wanna bet that Kathy Wylde had never paid taxes in her life? Based on this description, I’d be shocked if it was anything other than Buy/Borrow/Die
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
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I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far
