How it feels to self-promote
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
How it feels to self-promote
Just peeled a tangerine in one piece. Is this a sign?
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Just peeled a tangerine in one piece. Is this a sign?
My friends always know just what to say
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My friends always know just what to say
All my insta feed rn #deathbylightening
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
All my insta feed rn #deathbylightening
Getting ready to print something at Staples
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Getting ready to print something at Staples
Trying to approach life with the same level of seriousness as a C story line of a sitcom. Example: Alice’s dating life in “the Brady Brunch”
October 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Trying to approach life with the same level of seriousness as a C story line of a sitcom. Example: Alice’s dating life in “the Brady Brunch”
I don’t think it’s possible to be racist against white ppl but this pic is pushing it
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t think it’s possible to be racist against white ppl but this pic is pushing it
Made this for a friend
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Made this for a friend
Had cold brew now everything feels like this
October 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Had cold brew now everything feels like this
No time to finish this important convo, I’m insanely angry now!
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No time to finish this important convo, I’m insanely angry now!
Watching a show I know is bad to tell my friends about it
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching a show I know is bad to tell my friends about it
Used to be on an indie improv team w/ her back in the day. Always had a soulless, sycophant vibe tbh. Also couldn’t space work for shit
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Used to be on an indie improv team w/ her back in the day. Always had a soulless, sycophant vibe tbh. Also couldn’t space work for shit
Me asking my friends if they know of any job openings
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me asking my friends if they know of any job openings
Elderly Asian strangers when they see me do the polite bow to them in public
September 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Elderly Asian strangers when they see me do the polite bow to them in public
Almost missed my quota of being unhinged today. 😅
September 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Almost missed my quota of being unhinged today. 😅
September 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you recently had to explain that just because you disagreed with someone politically doesn’t mean you wanted them shot in the neck, you may be owed compensation
September 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you recently had to explain that just because you disagreed with someone politically doesn’t mean you wanted them shot in the neck, you may be owed compensation
Just saw a TikTok with a pet psychic suggesting my cat and I knew each other in another life. Now I’m a mess
September 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Just saw a TikTok with a pet psychic suggesting my cat and I knew each other in another life. Now I’m a mess
In a world where everyone is bad at their job…
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
In a world where everyone is bad at their job…
Ooof JK Rowling mocking ppl with IBS now??!
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ooof JK Rowling mocking ppl with IBS now??!
Postmates did something weird where they’ll recommend places super far away so I accidentally ordered a sandwich near LAX. I haven’t been this freaked out since I drank a Celsius
September 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Postmates did something weird where they’ll recommend places super far away so I accidentally ordered a sandwich near LAX. I haven’t been this freaked out since I drank a Celsius