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Ashley, you almost hit me with the wrecking ball three times.
March 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ashley, you almost hit me with the wrecking ball three times.
“Hm…”
Well, considering he’d never seen the dreaded burger in person, and the burgers from Raccoon City were ancient artifacts now, he could really go for one of those…
“I doubt he’d notice a couple bucks missing. I could go for a burger. Maybe a milkshake too.”
Well, considering he’d never seen the dreaded burger in person, and the burgers from Raccoon City were ancient artifacts now, he could really go for one of those…
“I doubt he’d notice a couple bucks missing. I could go for a burger. Maybe a milkshake too.”
March 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“Hm…”
Well, considering he’d never seen the dreaded burger in person, and the burgers from Raccoon City were ancient artifacts now, he could really go for one of those…
“I doubt he’d notice a couple bucks missing. I could go for a burger. Maybe a milkshake too.”
Well, considering he’d never seen the dreaded burger in person, and the burgers from Raccoon City were ancient artifacts now, he could really go for one of those…
“I doubt he’d notice a couple bucks missing. I could go for a burger. Maybe a milkshake too.”
“What? No. I was offering you mine.”
He’s tapping her shoulder with his fist, scoffing.
“It’s only fair. Your dad’s the president — he’s probably got money to spare.”
He’s tapping her shoulder with his fist, scoffing.
“It’s only fair. Your dad’s the president — he’s probably got money to spare.”
March 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“What? No. I was offering you mine.”
He’s tapping her shoulder with his fist, scoffing.
“It’s only fair. Your dad’s the president — he’s probably got money to spare.”
He’s tapping her shoulder with his fist, scoffing.
“It’s only fair. Your dad’s the president — he’s probably got money to spare.”
“Yeah? Don’t get your hopes up Miss Moneybags. Best I can do is a bottle of water and maybe some ABC gum.”
Same for him. It’s only every so often that they get to see each other — might as well make the most of every encounter.
Same for him. It’s only every so often that they get to see each other — might as well make the most of every encounter.
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Yeah? Don’t get your hopes up Miss Moneybags. Best I can do is a bottle of water and maybe some ABC gum.”
Same for him. It’s only every so often that they get to see each other — might as well make the most of every encounter.
Same for him. It’s only every so often that they get to see each other — might as well make the most of every encounter.
“Yeah. They don’t exactly put that on the box though, do they? ‘Not recommended for victims of kidnapping’.
We can take a load off somewhere. Give your feet a break.”
Thankfully, Leon had boots that were designed for hiking. So his feet weren’t nearly as aching as hers were. But.. he wouldn’t —
We can take a load off somewhere. Give your feet a break.”
Thankfully, Leon had boots that were designed for hiking. So his feet weren’t nearly as aching as hers were. But.. he wouldn’t —
March 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Yeah. They don’t exactly put that on the box though, do they? ‘Not recommended for victims of kidnapping’.
We can take a load off somewhere. Give your feet a break.”
Thankfully, Leon had boots that were designed for hiking. So his feet weren’t nearly as aching as hers were. But.. he wouldn’t —
We can take a load off somewhere. Give your feet a break.”
Thankfully, Leon had boots that were designed for hiking. So his feet weren’t nearly as aching as hers were. But.. he wouldn’t —
He could say the same. At least that way if there was danger, he’d have her to scream and point it out to him.
“Yeah? It’s probably those shoes. Fancy, sure, but not exactly made for walking. Makes you think, huh?”
“Yeah? It’s probably those shoes. Fancy, sure, but not exactly made for walking. Makes you think, huh?”
March 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
He could say the same. At least that way if there was danger, he’d have her to scream and point it out to him.
“Yeah? It’s probably those shoes. Fancy, sure, but not exactly made for walking. Makes you think, huh?”
“Yeah? It’s probably those shoes. Fancy, sure, but not exactly made for walking. Makes you think, huh?”
“I’ll be fine. The card was a gift anyway.”
He shrugs, his hands hanging lazily at his sides — as per usual when he wasn’t working. He had finally gotten out of the habit of standing at the ready constantly.
“I’ve gotten used to walking long distances.”
He shrugs, his hands hanging lazily at his sides — as per usual when he wasn’t working. He had finally gotten out of the habit of standing at the ready constantly.
“I’ve gotten used to walking long distances.”
March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“I’ll be fine. The card was a gift anyway.”
He shrugs, his hands hanging lazily at his sides — as per usual when he wasn’t working. He had finally gotten out of the habit of standing at the ready constantly.
“I’ve gotten used to walking long distances.”
He shrugs, his hands hanging lazily at his sides — as per usual when he wasn’t working. He had finally gotten out of the habit of standing at the ready constantly.
“I’ve gotten used to walking long distances.”
He’s taking it in hand, nodding. He then stuffed it back into his pocket, returning her smile, if only slightly.
“Yeah. Almost lost 4 dollars and a gas station gift card.”
“Yeah. Almost lost 4 dollars and a gas station gift card.”
March 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He’s taking it in hand, nodding. He then stuffed it back into his pocket, returning her smile, if only slightly.
“Yeah. Almost lost 4 dollars and a gas station gift card.”
“Yeah. Almost lost 4 dollars and a gas station gift card.”
“Heroic wannabe type. Sure.”
He took note of the fangs… but said nothing.
“You wanted to preserve your life’s work, right? Claire told me the whole sad story. I saw those tapes, too. Of you taking the virus.”
He took note of the fangs… but said nothing.
“You wanted to preserve your life’s work, right? Claire told me the whole sad story. I saw those tapes, too. Of you taking the virus.”
" Typical of you heroic wannabe types - always assuming what I've done. "
There's a sneer now, exposing those... fangs.
" I merely did what I had to outside of what you'd like to think. You won't listen, however. People like you never do. "
There's a sneer now, exposing those... fangs.
" I merely did what I had to outside of what you'd like to think. You won't listen, however. People like you never do. "
“Yeah. Though, she didn’t get nuked. That’s easier to explain.”
He’s not making any sudden movements. He operates more off retaliation in close quarters anyway.
“Yeah. I’d be working at a desk in the police station if it weren’t for your little experiments though.”
He’s not making any sudden movements. He operates more off retaliation in close quarters anyway.
“Yeah. I’d be working at a desk in the police station if it weren’t for your little experiments though.”
March 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“Heroic wannabe type. Sure.”
He took note of the fangs… but said nothing.
“You wanted to preserve your life’s work, right? Claire told me the whole sad story. I saw those tapes, too. Of you taking the virus.”
He took note of the fangs… but said nothing.
“You wanted to preserve your life’s work, right? Claire told me the whole sad story. I saw those tapes, too. Of you taking the virus.”
“Yeah. Though, she didn’t get nuked. That’s easier to explain.”
He’s not making any sudden movements. He operates more off retaliation in close quarters anyway.
“Yeah. I’d be working at a desk in the police station if it weren’t for your little experiments though.”
He’s not making any sudden movements. He operates more off retaliation in close quarters anyway.
“Yeah. I’d be working at a desk in the police station if it weren’t for your little experiments though.”
" Second? Interesting. "
He'll file that information away for later. Right now he's analyzing the agent in front of him, waiting for his next move.
" Are you, now? "
He'll file that information away for later. Right now he's analyzing the agent in front of him, waiting for his next move.
" Are you, now? "
“Wouldn’t be the first time. You’re the second dead person from Raccoon City to come back to life.”
He folded his arms over his body, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I’m between missions.”
He folded his arms over his body, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I’m between missions.”
March 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Yeah. Though, she didn’t get nuked. That’s easier to explain.”
He’s not making any sudden movements. He operates more off retaliation in close quarters anyway.
“Yeah. I’d be working at a desk in the police station if it weren’t for your little experiments though.”
He’s not making any sudden movements. He operates more off retaliation in close quarters anyway.
“Yeah. I’d be working at a desk in the police station if it weren’t for your little experiments though.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time. You’re the second dead person from Raccoon City to come back to life.”
He folded his arms over his body, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I’m between missions.”
He folded his arms over his body, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I’m between missions.”
" You'll get used to it. "
A snort, and he brushed himself off as he continued to stare at Leon like a hawk. ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ʰⁱᵐ, ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ˢᶜᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ...
" Why are you here? "
A snort, and he brushed himself off as he continued to stare at Leon like a hawk. ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ʰⁱᵐ, ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ˢᶜᵃʳˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢˡⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ...
" Why are you here? "
“Not what I meant.”
He looked him up and down. That was definitely Birkin — he recognized his face.
“You’re the last person I expected to see.”
He looked him up and down. That was definitely Birkin — he recognized his face.
“You’re the last person I expected to see.”
March 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“Wouldn’t be the first time. You’re the second dead person from Raccoon City to come back to life.”
He folded his arms over his body, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I’m between missions.”
He folded his arms over his body, shaking his head in disbelief.
“I’m between missions.”
Reposted by KENNEDY.
“Not what I meant.”
He looked him up and down. That was definitely Birkin — he recognized his face.
“You’re the last person I expected to see.”
He looked him up and down. That was definitely Birkin — he recognized his face.
“You’re the last person I expected to see.”
" Oh, so a guy can't defend himself now? "
God, that snark didn't leave the bastard. Birkin kept eye contact as he wiped the blood off his mouth, keeping eye contact with Leon as he did so.
God, that snark didn't leave the bastard. Birkin kept eye contact as he wiped the blood off his mouth, keeping eye contact with Leon as he did so.
He’s just. Standing there before being thrown back onto his feet.
“Don’t do /that/.”
“Don’t do /that/.”
March 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
“Not what I meant.”
He looked him up and down. That was definitely Birkin — he recognized his face.
“You’re the last person I expected to see.”
He looked him up and down. That was definitely Birkin — he recognized his face.
“You’re the last person I expected to see.”
He’s just. Standing there before being thrown back onto his feet.
“Don’t do /that/.”
“Don’t do /that/.”
FIRMLY GRABBING HIS LEG AND KIND OF KNOCKING LEON OFF BALANCE – he. He clearly was thinking of this for a long while-
" DON'T DO THAT. "
" DON'T DO THAT. "
SCREAMING INTERNALLY?? KICKING HIM IN THE FACE —
March 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
He’s just. Standing there before being thrown back onto his feet.
“Don’t do /that/.”
“Don’t do /that/.”
SCREAMING INTERNALLY?? KICKING HIM IN THE FACE —
" Uh-huh. Right. "
BNIRK JUMPSCARE. Jesus fuck how did he even get there-
BNIRK JUMPSCARE. Jesus fuck how did he even get there-
Now watch this. They don’t know that I know that they don’t know that I know
March 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
SCREAMING INTERNALLY?? KICKING HIM IN THE FACE —
No but like in society
March 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No but like in society
Believe me we get a lot of those where I’m from
March 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Believe me we get a lot of those where I’m from
Now watch this. They don’t know that I know that they don’t know that I know
March 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Now watch this. They don’t know that I know that they don’t know that I know
We can go back to my house
March 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We can go back to my house
Let me put you on ( has never seen Rick and Morty )
March 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Let me put you on ( has never seen Rick and Morty )