Nacho Swanson
@comradenacho.bsky.social
Wastelander, slut, dad.
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Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Siegfried’s Long Call from Twilight of the Garage (Gäragerdämmerung)
I described #Neotropolis to someone today as "4000 people playing characters from a movie called Blade Runner 42069"
April 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I described #Neotropolis to someone today as "4000 people playing characters from a movie called Blade Runner 42069"
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Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.
March 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
I'm not saying the secret Resistance plans are hidden in my balls, but there's one way to find out
February 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm not saying the secret Resistance plans are hidden in my balls, but there's one way to find out
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Seen elsewhere and it’s totally appropriate:
Elon Musk gets a lot of hate.
But it's not enough. We can do better.
Elon Musk gets a lot of hate.
But it's not enough. We can do better.
February 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Seen elsewhere and it’s totally appropriate:
Elon Musk gets a lot of hate.
But it's not enough. We can do better.
Elon Musk gets a lot of hate.
But it's not enough. We can do better.
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It was ❤️ at first sight #PresidentsDay
February 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It was ❤️ at first sight #PresidentsDay
if simply throwing my big dick at every problem didn't work, I wouldn't try it every time.
February 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
if simply throwing my big dick at every problem didn't work, I wouldn't try it every time.
I should just use this account to livetweet listening to CSPAN radio; I feel like that would be a good soundtrack to the end of the world
February 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I should just use this account to livetweet listening to CSPAN radio; I feel like that would be a good soundtrack to the end of the world
I'm not saying Star Trek Discovery season 5 is worse than the dystopia happening around us, but for fuck's sake why is the writing on this show so stupid? It's like a video game plot except every character is and mentally ill and making farewell monologues daily
February 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm not saying Star Trek Discovery season 5 is worse than the dystopia happening around us, but for fuck's sake why is the writing on this show so stupid? It's like a video game plot except every character is and mentally ill and making farewell monologues daily
An American Tail 3: Handmaid's Tail
February 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
An American Tail 3: Handmaid's Tail
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stripper named Crystal Pepsi
January 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
stripper named Crystal Pepsi
hey, remember that holiday Folgers commercial? fuck you, you do now.
December 28, 2024 at 8:28 AM
hey, remember that holiday Folgers commercial? fuck you, you do now.
Starting a list of all the Wastelanders; reply if you want me to add you to the list!
#wastelandweekend #fallout #postapocalypse #dirtfam
#wastelandweekend #fallout #postapocalypse #dirtfam
December 21, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Starting a list of all the Wastelanders; reply if you want me to add you to the list!
#wastelandweekend #fallout #postapocalypse #dirtfam
#wastelandweekend #fallout #postapocalypse #dirtfam
working on the lighting in here and I gotta say, I'm not mad at it
December 20, 2024 at 2:57 PM
working on the lighting in here and I gotta say, I'm not mad at it
there should be an app that shows us where all the billionaires live, like the one with the sex offenders.
December 17, 2024 at 5:19 AM
there should be an app that shows us where all the billionaires live, like the one with the sex offenders.
I just farted in the shower and it was so bad it reminded me how to feel something again
December 11, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I just farted in the shower and it was so bad it reminded me how to feel something again
the lesson this week: violence is ~sometimes~ the answer
December 11, 2024 at 2:51 AM
the lesson this week: violence is ~sometimes~ the answer
has anyone coined Unibrow Manifesto yet?
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
has anyone coined Unibrow Manifesto yet?
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depressed but still horny
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
depressed but still horny
My Spotify wrapped DJ was like here's some stuff you've been into lately and then played The Internationale three times in a row in three different languages.
#socialism
#socialism
December 9, 2024 at 8:39 PM
My Spotify wrapped DJ was like here's some stuff you've been into lately and then played The Internationale three times in a row in three different languages.
#socialism
#socialism
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![Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith
[at my first rodeo]
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreicprupnt7ef6ulbwbqhtgorlfy5bmnnrxp37jmrq3nzzphoebfxfi@jpeg)