This is an actual WhatsApp message I sent at the time 🤣🤣

I think I was more charmed by the tippex mouse tbh. Haven't seen one of them in years 😅

is your colleague 11 years old

Ooh I always wanted to be a voice actor in cartoons. I can contort my voice pretty well in a number of ways and it always seemed so much fun 😁 but alas, also not to be.

Actually you know what I think I remember that quote being spoken by Mason Verger and not Hannibal Lecter 🤔

but what does she scream because I feel this detail is crucial

Fair enough, music is all subjective ☺️

It's a bit of a heavier version but worth a listen 👍🏼

Music app on random just threw me the version by The Scratch and it's infectious 😅

Would you be open to some information about how important it is to include animals’ perspectives and rights in our struggle for collective liberation?

If white is the colour of surrender why do white people have so much audacity?

Naturally the only reasons Express readers can think of why Zack Polanski might've worn a white poppy are
1. He's gay and therefore a massive attention seeker
2. He's actually very disrespectful and possibly even a nazi
3. WHITE IS THE COLOUR OF SURRENDER

One day they'll all realise how silly they sound. One day.