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Chris Compendio
@compenderizer.bsky.social
170 followers 130 following 170 posts
31 | they/them | philly
writer, reporter, sometimes comedian
averse to online drama
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Huge congrats! I do have to ask why Richter Belmont looks so yaasified in this character art tho lol
Richter Belmont skin in Dead by Daylight
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Even made the wheels spinnable as a nice stim
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Think I totally nailed Halloween with Sexy Cow from Mario Kart World
Me dressed up as a sexy Cow from Mario Kart World A screenshot of Cow in Mario Kart World My cardboard kart for my Mario Kart World cow costume
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Pokémon Legends: Z-A cutscenes are pure cinema
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Me when the homies ask what delivery food I want tonight
Zygarde 50% Forme yelling “Zzz-aaaaaa!!!” in Pokemon Legends: Z-A
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The people of Lumiose City are not alright
An NPC in Pokemon Legends: Z-A saying: “Sometimes being with others makes you feel more alone.” An NPC in Pokemon Legends: Z-A saying: “Scraping by on Pokemon battling alone is a tough life.” An NPC in Pokemon Legends: Z-A saying: “Everything that lives must die. It’s an immutable rule—and straying from it can only bring pain.” An NPC in Pokemon Legends: Z-A saying: “What disappears is gone, and whatever’s left can only remain.”
October 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Being in Pokémon’s version of Paris makes me want a Ratatouille remake but with a Zygarde cell instead of a rat
Zygarde Cell looks as the two main characters in Pokemon Legends Z-A fist bump Two characters fist bump with the Prism Tower (ie Pokemon’s Eiffel Tower) in the background
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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How I feel living in Philly
A screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A with the character Taunie saying “It’s got its weird parts, but it’s a good place. I like it here.” Lumiose City and the Prism Tower are shown in the background.
October 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Read enough online discourse to know to stay the hecking heck away from this dude
September 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Also evergreen
Screenshot of clip of Charlie Kirk as he says “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage”
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Must have terminal video game brain because I glanced at this and thought Wario had a VPN service
An advertisement in a subway station for Mullvad VPN, which has a yellow and purple Wario-like color scheme.
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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First screenshot I took on this thing
Cow from Mario Kart World wearing a crown after a first place finish
June 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I can’t think of a decent caption so here’s me looking hot (and eating Cool Ranch) from a Valentine’s photo shoot
Chris posing wearing cat ears and a light blue maid outfit Chris posing wearing cat ears and a light blue maid outfit below a giant bow Chris posing wearing cat ears and a skimpier light blue maid outfit Chris wearing cat ears and a skimpier light blue maid outfit eating Cool Ranch Doritos
June 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Happy Pride from Philly~
Me and my bf smiling at Philly Pride Me giving my bf a cheek smooch at Philly Pride, with the rainbow crosswalk in the background Me and my bf smooching at Philly Pride, with the rainbow crosswalk in the background Me, my bf, and one of my besties (masked) at Philly Pride
June 2, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Andor finally answered the long-running question of what Chinese food takeout boxes look like in space
A picture of a TV screen showing a scene from Andor, with a glass of water, a viewfinder, and a food delivery takeout box on the floor
May 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I didn’t know that zombie Mr. Burns was in the new Captain America movie
The cover of The Art of Captain America: Brave New World, which features Cap and Red Hulk fighting while the Leader looks over
April 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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DM me if you look like this
A promotional image of the tall creepy “offspring” from Alien: Romulus
September 26, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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I miss publishing unhinged arts criticism
A comparison image of NPR’s headline “Taylor Swift’s ‘Tortured Poets’ is written in blood” and Chris’s headline “Nickelodeon Kart Racers Review — Nostalgia is Dead”
April 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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WHY DID THIS PERSON USE MY BYLINE FOR THIS NOW-VIRAL APRIL FOOLS JOKE
Screenshot of a tweet spreading a fake/joke Paste Magazine article with “Chris Compendio” byline about a non-existent Charlie Day movie called “Toxic Gays”
April 1, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Are these hot pics acceptable for this platform
Chris in a pink and light blue corset and dark blue lace panties Chris in a pink and light blue corset and dark blue lace panties, back turned to camera Chris in a pink and light blue corset and dark blue lace panties, displaying light blue knitted fingerless gloves Close up of light blue knitted fingerless gloves
February 18, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Reeling from this comment on a PhillyVoice story about COVID numbers
An unhinged online comment on a news story; the profile picture is the “Don’t Tread on Me” image, while the comment reads: “Doctors and politicians intentionally lied to us. How do we believe anything now? go birds.”
January 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Cemetery hours
October 8, 2023 at 1:07 AM
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Positive vibes only in these September 2023 pics
Chris and their boyfriend kissing in a thrift store in front of a mirror surrounded by a giant poster for The Departed Chris pondering a glowing orb while dressed as a witch Photo of Jungle in concert at Franklin Music Hall Chris and one of their college besties Bryn (their “goth Brynfriend”)
October 2, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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Yo did Politico kill her??
September 29, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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Is this an insensitive Instagram note
September 29, 2023 at 4:16 PM