The Unmentionable Swank
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Look at my nonsense here: https://ko-fi.com/commonswings
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Buy me a tea rather than a coffee here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/chrisbrowning
Our niece bought herself a colossal sword while visiting Spain with school. We may not have given it the respect it deserved
May 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Our niece bought herself a colossal sword while visiting Spain with school. We may not have given it the respect it deserved
Today I went to Whalley with my wife and, trust me, the Parish Church is one of the most beautiful and strange places you will ever see
February 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Today I went to Whalley with my wife and, trust me, the Parish Church is one of the most beautiful and strange places you will ever see
I’m building a model of the scene of the crime from the Thursday Night League project I’m working on. I need to work out how to create a Brazen Head for the stage next
February 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m building a model of the scene of the crime from the Thursday Night League project I’m working on. I need to work out how to create a Brazen Head for the stage next
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Say what you will about Giles Coren.
February 1, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Say what you will about Giles Coren.
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Three years ago, Judith Butler predicted in a Guardian interview that “gender-critical” feminists would not be part of the fight against fascism. This caused a massive “GC” backlash, prompting The Guardian to censor the interview. And yet here they now are, definitively proving Butler correct.
February 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Three years ago, Judith Butler predicted in a Guardian interview that “gender-critical” feminists would not be part of the fight against fascism. This caused a massive “GC” backlash, prompting The Guardian to censor the interview. And yet here they now are, definitively proving Butler correct.
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Rachel Reeves man, what do you even say to this
January 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Rachel Reeves man, what do you even say to this
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Jesus: Feed the hungry. Clothe the poor. Heal the sick. Love your neighbor as yourself. It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. Judge not, least ye be judged. Blessed are the peacemakers.
Trump: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
Trump: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
January 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Jesus: Feed the hungry. Clothe the poor. Heal the sick. Love your neighbor as yourself. It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to get into heaven. Judge not, least ye be judged. Blessed are the peacemakers.
Trump: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
Trump: I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
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With alt text for our LGBTQ+ friends that are blind or low vision
("Everybody" includes them too)
("Everybody" includes them too)
January 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
With alt text for our LGBTQ+ friends that are blind or low vision
("Everybody" includes them too)
("Everybody" includes them too)
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"This whole democracy thing isn't gonna work if every time I do a Nazi salute you're there to tell me I'm wrong."
January 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"This whole democracy thing isn't gonna work if every time I do a Nazi salute you're there to tell me I'm wrong."
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Your regular reminder that 'Lust for Life' - era Iggy Pop was indistinguishable from Melvyn Hayes.
January 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Your regular reminder that 'Lust for Life' - era Iggy Pop was indistinguishable from Melvyn Hayes.
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now & forever: "jimmy carter says YES" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psi...
Jimmy Carter Says "YES"
YouTube video by Release - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2024 at 9:36 PM
now & forever: "jimmy carter says YES" www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psi...
This boy is always scared when it’s windy or stormy out, so he’s tucked himself in
December 21, 2024 at 6:37 PM
This boy is always scared when it’s windy or stormy out, so he’s tucked himself in
It’s time for my Spotify Wrapped!
December 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM
It’s time for my Spotify Wrapped!
Been really rubbish at promoting myself AGAIN but here’s the rest of the early Common Swings if you want to get some silly stocking fillers for people. I’ll get to the more recent stuff in the next few days, honest
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Been really rubbish at promoting myself AGAIN but here’s the rest of the early Common Swings if you want to get some silly stocking fillers for people. I’ll get to the more recent stuff in the next few days, honest
The most successful character drawing since the accident! Quite pleased with these
November 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The most successful character drawing since the accident! Quite pleased with these
Had my appraise at work today (which went really well) but now am having one at home with Spooky (not going so well)
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Had my appraise at work today (which went really well) but now am having one at home with Spooky (not going so well)
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[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]
Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears
Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 PM
[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]
Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears
Aleister Crowley,
Practicing summoning Satan while out on the beers,
Santa appears
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Artists copy of WF 89
November 25, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Artists copy of WF 89
I’m not doing any Christmas shows this year because the UFO day knackered me out. BUT if you’re looking for stocking fillers from a zine making weirdo who’s me… well, here’s the first four issues I made
November 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I’m not doing any Christmas shows this year because the UFO day knackered me out. BUT if you’re looking for stocking fillers from a zine making weirdo who’s me… well, here’s the first four issues I made
In case any backers are on here - I’ll be in touch with international backers once the British people have all paid up
November 21, 2024 at 8:53 PM
In case any backers are on here - I’ll be in touch with international backers once the British people have all paid up
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Ian Hislop wrote in Private Eye about meeting Justin Welby the day after he resigned and it’s a devastating, important read
www.thepoke.com/2024/11/21/ian-hislop-wrote-in-private-eye-about-meeting-justin-welby-the-day-after-he-resigned-and-its-a-devastating-important-read/
www.thepoke.com/2024/11/21/ian-hislop-wrote-in-private-eye-about-meeting-justin-welby-the-day-after-he-resigned-and-its-a-devastating-important-read/
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Ian Hislop wrote in Private Eye about meeting Justin Welby the day after he resigned and it’s a devastating, important read
www.thepoke.com/2024/11/21/ian-hislop-wrote-in-private-eye-about-meeting-justin-welby-the-day-after-he-resigned-and-its-a-devastating-important-read/
www.thepoke.com/2024/11/21/ian-hislop-wrote-in-private-eye-about-meeting-justin-welby-the-day-after-he-resigned-and-its-a-devastating-important-read/
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In fairness Because Free Speech Is Criminalized is the most Morrissey sounding album of all time
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 AM
In fairness Because Free Speech Is Criminalized is the most Morrissey sounding album of all time
The most character based drawing I’ve done since the accident. Hurt a fair bit but it’s coming back, frustratingly slowly but it’s coming back
November 16, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The most character based drawing I’ve done since the accident. Hurt a fair bit but it’s coming back, frustratingly slowly but it’s coming back
All these Thought Bubble photos are making ever more keen to have a stall again, and cursing the fact that I’m barely able to get as far as ten miles without utter exhaustion post accident at the moment. I did a stall in town last week and that knackered me all week
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
All these Thought Bubble photos are making ever more keen to have a stall again, and cursing the fact that I’m barely able to get as far as ten miles without utter exhaustion post accident at the moment. I did a stall in town last week and that knackered me all week