Commie, esq.
@commieesq.bsky.social
BOAT THAT IS SECRETLY A LAWYER
i like ICE best when it's crushed
June 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i like ICE best when it's crushed
insurance is crazy like you pay exorbitant amounts of money to a company whose number one priority is to not help you when you need it
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
insurance is crazy like you pay exorbitant amounts of money to a company whose number one priority is to not help you when you need it
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I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
January 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
is jim harbaugh's mouth ever not open
December 20, 2024 at 4:06 AM
is jim harbaugh's mouth ever not open
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This season has been the most I've enjoyed Al Michaels in years. They should have given Joe Biden whatever he's on
December 20, 2024 at 3:19 AM
This season has been the most I've enjoyed Al Michaels in years. They should have given Joe Biden whatever he's on
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Luigi Mangione is being treated as the Joker.
December 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Luigi Mangione is being treated as the Joker.
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80s action heroes had less plot armor than the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs.
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 AM
80s action heroes had less plot armor than the 2024 Kansas City Chiefs.
when you're waiting around, are you more of a dick-in-your-hands or thumb-up-your-ass kind of person
December 7, 2024 at 4:00 AM
when you're waiting around, are you more of a dick-in-your-hands or thumb-up-your-ass kind of person
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
just putting it out there that for any artist who turns out to be problematic, i already hated whatever it is they make
December 4, 2024 at 12:40 AM
just putting it out there that for any artist who turns out to be problematic, i already hated whatever it is they make
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World Central Kitchen announces it is halting operations in Gaza after Israel targeted one of its vehicles in an airstrike, reportedly killing three WCK staff and then two rescue workers.
The IDF claims—without providing evidence—that one of the WCK workers was a “terrorist.”
The IDF claims—without providing evidence—that one of the WCK workers was a “terrorist.”
December 1, 2024 at 5:42 PM
World Central Kitchen announces it is halting operations in Gaza after Israel targeted one of its vehicles in an airstrike, reportedly killing three WCK staff and then two rescue workers.
The IDF claims—without providing evidence—that one of the WCK workers was a “terrorist.”
The IDF claims—without providing evidence—that one of the WCK workers was a “terrorist.”
someone do a wellness check on @rotopat.bsky.social Justin Jefferson is stuck at 99 yards
December 1, 2024 at 9:02 PM
someone do a wellness check on @rotopat.bsky.social Justin Jefferson is stuck at 99 yards
are you a velociraptor because i'd love to call you a clever girl while you take me out
November 30, 2024 at 7:31 PM
are you a velociraptor because i'd love to call you a clever girl while you take me out
guy in front of me at CVS said he didn't want a receipt and was immediately shot in the head
November 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
guy in front of me at CVS said he didn't want a receipt and was immediately shot in the head
since they don't take Ls anymore, i guess they're the Wions now
November 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
since they don't take Ls anymore, i guess they're the Wions now
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yeah i’m polyam. polyam gonna beat ur ass
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 AM
yeah i’m polyam. polyam gonna beat ur ass
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it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.
Some House Freedom Caucus members are screaming payback if Dems successfully force a vote on the House floor to release the Gaetz ethics report, saying it could lead to them getting other reports involving current or former Dem members, per Politico
November 22, 2024 at 4:55 AM
it’s starting to sound like maybe they are sitting on a stack of pervert reports like they’re smaug the pedophile dragon.
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correction: Conservatives join Bluesky, immediately violate community guidelines, and cry about competent content moderation
archive.ph/a79Us
archive.ph/a79Us
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
correction: Conservatives join Bluesky, immediately violate community guidelines, and cry about competent content moderation
archive.ph/a79Us
archive.ph/a79Us