I downloaded RedNote as a joke, and now I have 130,000 followers. I’m pretty sure I’m on my way to Chinese citizenship now.

I made an off-the-cuff video speaking Chinese while sitting with one of my calves, and it’s been viewed 650k times and has 92k likes. First video I’ve ever made for social media.

I’m not sure what to do with my newfound wealth and fame.

I have almost 53,000 followers. The joke has gone a little far, and now this is my life.

Well that was fast…I am now inadvertently a fashion icon

Translation: Dear Chinese spy, please accept this humble gift of my personal data

Diana gonna shoot that nipple clean off