Ricky Martin Van Buren
commanderinskeet.bsky.social
Ricky Martin Van Buren
@commanderinskeet.bsky.social
Trans rights are human rights. Lousy leftist.

Celebrating the mundane.

ATX
@hangmanpage.bsky.social you gotta get rid of or put bigger pockets on the back of those pants my dude
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Why don’t Lego Masters contestants ever have to walk barefoot across a floor of loose legos to prove their worthiness?
September 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s like we always say, “shots before ice cream, you’re living the dream. Ice cream before shots, you better not!”
August 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.
December 20, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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Don’t steal*.

*this includes a special appearance by my arm.
December 4, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Today we are all the youngest men alive. #aew #fullgear #outrunners #spintowin
November 23, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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“I had nowhere to go — no place, no tent, no nothing. I couldn’t even feed myself”

Cities Say They Store Property Taken From #Homeless Encampments. People Rarely Get Their Things Back.

by @nicolesantacruz.bsky.social Asia Fields & Ruth Talbot @propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/home...
Cities Say They Store Property Taken From Homeless Encampments. People Rarely Get Their Things Back.
Storage programs are meant to protect people’s property rights and allow them to reclaim their possessions. But they rarely accomplish either objective, according to a ProPublica investigation of citi...
www.propublica.org
November 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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do you think it’s too early to put up my toyotathon decorations
November 22, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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JUST ANNOUNCED by #AEW CEO & GM @tonykhan.bsky.social !

Konosuke Takeshita (c) vs. Ricochet for the #AEW International Championship at #AEWFullGear THIS SATURDAY!

allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
November 22, 2024 at 2:44 AM
New phone new phone new phone shiiiiiiiny
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
MOAR LIZARDS
November 21, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! #AEWDynamite
November 20, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Me bringing up something wrestling around my non-wrestling friends like...
November 19, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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I see a lot of people posting the RFK jr eating McDonald’s picture as symbolic of his lost dignity and I get that it’s a funny joke but please understand that RFK jr never had dignity
November 18, 2024 at 1:34 PM
I am new to actually posting on social media (formerly just a doomscroller). I think it’s gonna take awhile to find my footing and have anything resembling “an identity”. Having lots of fun exploring bsky so far though.
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
If you see this, post a birb
November 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness, like a squirrel
November 18, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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Here’s the video I made after a commercial said “monoclonal antibodies” too many times and then it got stuck in my head to the tune of Lovin’ Every Minute Of It by Loverboy.
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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These people have no lives outside of owning the libs. This is why when regular normal people are leaving Twitter in droves - they can't remain there. If they do - they'll devour each other. So they move too. Block these at sight. Let them starve.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Is there a bluesky blues guy who could be my blues guide? #blues #bluesguy #folkmusic
November 15, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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are we still calling them skeets i hope so
September 12, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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if aew was smart, they'd lean into making harley cameron the bugs bunny of the women's division
January 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM