Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES
@comedypaige.bsky.social
Hot. Sweet. and Sweaty.
📍Portland, OR
Working on material for my eventual standup debut
📍Portland, OR
Working on material for my eventual standup debut
Pinned
Spreadable cheddar 🧀 makes the boys 💁🏼💁🏻♂️ wetter
(trying to flirt): yeah? well i’ll take off that bible belt and beat ur ass
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
(trying to flirt): yeah? well i’ll take off that bible belt and beat ur ass
Breakup diaries: made him call me daddy in front of his friend in our BUSINESS DEAL for him to pay me back for items left at the house. You bet your bottom dollar I DEATH GRIPPED that mf handshake #callherdaddy
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Breakup diaries: made him call me daddy in front of his friend in our BUSINESS DEAL for him to pay me back for items left at the house. You bet your bottom dollar I DEATH GRIPPED that mf handshake #callherdaddy
Rare ick #257: Guys who are obsessed with making Yelp reviews and get the high scores on there or whatever. However, it’s silly and fun if women do it!
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Rare ick #257: Guys who are obsessed with making Yelp reviews and get the high scores on there or whatever. However, it’s silly and fun if women do it!
what radicalized me into a powerful evil hilariously intimidating feminist dragon? simple!
I was raised evangelical, got abandonment wounds, and repeated the cycle of proving my lovability to the worst people on planet earth until my spirit team SMACKED some damn sense into me !!! now I’m a menace😍
I was raised evangelical, got abandonment wounds, and repeated the cycle of proving my lovability to the worst people on planet earth until my spirit team SMACKED some damn sense into me !!! now I’m a menace😍
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
what radicalized me into a powerful evil hilariously intimidating feminist dragon? simple!
I was raised evangelical, got abandonment wounds, and repeated the cycle of proving my lovability to the worst people on planet earth until my spirit team SMACKED some damn sense into me !!! now I’m a menace😍
I was raised evangelical, got abandonment wounds, and repeated the cycle of proving my lovability to the worst people on planet earth until my spirit team SMACKED some damn sense into me !!! now I’m a menace😍
“Open wide. Lemme see that amygdala”
November 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Open wide. Lemme see that amygdala”
Don’t worry about your breakup, babe! Just manifest his baldness to speed up and bring on his own downfall like a self fulfilling prophecy on all of your beautiful cylinders 🥰🥰🥰
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Don’t worry about your breakup, babe! Just manifest his baldness to speed up and bring on his own downfall like a self fulfilling prophecy on all of your beautiful cylinders 🥰🥰🥰
Does anyone else go all out for their dogs bday or are u normal
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Does anyone else go all out for their dogs bday or are u normal
How is my baby bear 8 years old!? #samoyed #BaileyBear
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
How is my baby bear 8 years old!? #samoyed #BaileyBear
Breakup tip: make ur ex call you daddy in front of his friends (he’s crashing out because you blocked him lol)
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Breakup tip: make ur ex call you daddy in front of his friends (he’s crashing out because you blocked him lol)
If you think I’m crazy now just imagine me without my Wellbutrin + Lexapro morning cocktail
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you think I’m crazy now just imagine me without my Wellbutrin + Lexapro morning cocktail
Reposted by Paige’s comedy I MAKE THE RULES
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
✨✨ be the cringe you wish to see in the world ✨✨
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
✨✨ be the cringe you wish to see in the world ✨✨
Wait can I be the #shadowpresident now??
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Wait can I be the #shadowpresident now??
Humans are, in fact?, 93% banana DNA or something
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Humans are, in fact?, 93% banana DNA or something
Can anyone guess what I’m planning to do in Portland for the ongoing protests at the ICE facility
October 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Can anyone guess what I’m planning to do in Portland for the ongoing protests at the ICE facility
Currently programming a shock collar to create an immersive phone notifications experience #thefutureishere
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Currently programming a shock collar to create an immersive phone notifications experience #thefutureishere
What’s going to happen to me with all these cookies I’ve just blindly accepted over the course of my life?? Are the cookie cia agents going to come knocking at my door bc I don’t uphold my part of the cookie contract??? What have I been agreeing to!?
October 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What’s going to happen to me with all these cookies I’ve just blindly accepted over the course of my life?? Are the cookie cia agents going to come knocking at my door bc I don’t uphold my part of the cookie contract??? What have I been agreeing to!?
Who wants to go out tylenolmaxxing with me? We can show each other our fav vocal stims and the scariest parts of the city (Portland)
October 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Who wants to go out tylenolmaxxing with me? We can show each other our fav vocal stims and the scariest parts of the city (Portland)
Now we’re normalizing the 9-9-6 work week? Bitch, I embody the entire military industrial complex ‼️
October 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Now we’re normalizing the 9-9-6 work week? Bitch, I embody the entire military industrial complex ‼️
And in this video, I convince my dog (Bailey) that her and her best friend (Chomper) are in this weird ass AI video
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
And in this video, I convince my dog (Bailey) that her and her best friend (Chomper) are in this weird ass AI video
I loved Radiohead way back when I had a MySpace addiction in like 2005-2010. I sat at the family computer proudly changing my profile song to Bodysnatchers by Radiohead. It’s 2025 and I’m still just as in love with In Rainbows today 🌈
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I loved Radiohead way back when I had a MySpace addiction in like 2005-2010. I sat at the family computer proudly changing my profile song to Bodysnatchers by Radiohead. It’s 2025 and I’m still just as in love with In Rainbows today 🌈
I’m gonna do a daily live stream of the conditions in Portland and call my show the No Spin Zone
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m gonna do a daily live stream of the conditions in Portland and call my show the No Spin Zone
Delulu labubu
Brain rot is coming for us all (for us all)
I’m the internets biggest stinker
You’re the rizzler just tryna dim my clout
Brain rot is coming for us all (for us all)
I’m the internets biggest stinker
You’re the rizzler just tryna dim my clout
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Delulu labubu
Brain rot is coming for us all (for us all)
I’m the internets biggest stinker
You’re the rizzler just tryna dim my clout
Brain rot is coming for us all (for us all)
I’m the internets biggest stinker
You’re the rizzler just tryna dim my clout