I know it's a bit early, but this stocking filler will be coming to a good bookstore near you on August 4th, 2026 😀

Then he’ll sort Alzheimer’s disease by Christmas, cancer early in the new year, and eradicate heart disease by the summer. It’s shocking that thousands of scientists have spent decades failing to solve problems that one man with no relevant qualifications is going to fix in less than a year.

Post you from a different era. One side done. 1980.

*BREAKING* World’s largest baby throws second tantrum in as many days…

Oh, it’s Friday. They’re back on. No, they’re off. Or is on the new off? 250%? Did he make that number up? Does he think that’s the same as 25%? Who knows? He certainly doesn’t. It’s a beautiful number. What number? Any number! What did I just say? #internationallaughingstock

Grass roots revolution starting at my local liquor store….

Oh no you don’t!