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There we were, now here we are.
Jesus H Christ. And I thought Watership Down was bad....
This kindertrauma scene from Nutcracker Fantasy (1979), a Japanese stop-motion animated film by Sanrio, loosely based on the Tchaikovsky ballet.

Ragman, a mysterious old man who roams the city looking into people's houses and turns children into mice if he catches them up past their bed time.
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Two arse licking state visits, only for him to shit all over the UK at every opportunity to push his agenda.

Fuck this guy.
Don't ever call this THING a president!
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Xmas do tonight, followed by a few beers when I got back home.

Tried watching a film, but like most lads my age (I imagine), I've fallen back on live music videos.

Anyway, Columbia by Oasis has been swiftly followed by Boys of Summer by Stereophonics, and then sultans of Swing by Dire Straits.
December 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I see the pretend adults are already turning on Polanski, just like they did with Corbyn, because God forbid a politician aims for and encourages people to expect, or even demand more from the 6th richest economy on the fucking planet.

Fucking ridiculous craven country that we are.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not gona lie, this is genius.
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I worked with Chris Green for a year in scientific engineering back in 2006, and the guy was a twat back then as well.
More Tory defectives for Farage...

Gullis, Lia Nici and Chris Green, all booted out as Tory MPs at the last GE.

Farage truly is building an alternative to the Tory party...out of the...er...dregs of the Tory party.

🤔
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
College football coaches are paid more than Premier League managers. This is wild.
LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform saying his former party has "lost touch with the people it was meant to serve"

He should know. When a Tory MP he took a five-figure donation from JCB then stayed silent when it axed hundreds of his constituents' jobs.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Charlie Mullins is a fucking prick
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
For reference, it's roughly £5.20 for the same amount of fuel in the UK, which is around $6.88.

What are people complaining about?
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And our national broadcaster says absolutely nothing about this.

Negligence on an unforgivable scale.
As right wing rags attack the chancellor for her Budget, they can't ignore the disastrous impact Brexit has had on our economy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Imagine how soft in the head you'd have to be, to be taken in by this.

My friend, if you've paid millions in tax, you've earned millions in your life.

You could retire tomorrow without a care in the world.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Rose throwing the diamond into the ocean at the end of Titanic is not a symbolic gesture of love. It's a metaphor for how old people hoard the wealth for themselves instead of letting young people have some
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Met migration down to £200k.

The impact of this will be felt MASSIVELY.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Two armed military personnel shot dead. The last people you would suspect of being vulnerable to this.

If armed military personnel can be shot dead, then what chance do normal people stand?

You'd think this would finally wake the US up to the problem, wouldn't you...
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
That tax threshold needs lifting, and has done for years.

Put some money back in people's pockets, give them something to spend and make up the deficit through VAT. Not to mention hospitality will thank them for it and we'll get more money moving around the economy.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Graham Linehan framing himself as a victim in court is pathetic. A wealthy man with a huge platform relentlessly harassing and smearing an entire group of people within society pretending he's the one being targeted.

Fucking wanker.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Oh no, have the turkeys been cooked for Christmas? How could they have known....
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It won't happen because it can't happen. The fact a President is allowed to pardon himself and pretty much anybody he likes means that political crookery will forever go unpunished in the States, pretty much. A system rigged in favour of the elite.
Agree ⬇️ 💯.....
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
She should never be allowed to forget this. Abhorrent behaviour of the worst kind. She's a scum bag.
Never forget who MTG really is.

courtesy of @mindcite.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Pretty sure they've just withheld the October jobs report because vast swathes of Americans are now jobless specifically because of his genius domestic policy.

And he's lecturing Canada on living standards?

Vance is in desperate need of having his jaw tested. The guy is insufferable.
So apparently this is fine but Canadian governments using advertising to share views with Americans about trade is completely inappropriate.

Got it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Imagine being a trillionaire and yet such a loser that you have to program your social media platform's internal chatbot to give you a constant handjob. It's be sad if he weren't such a terrible person.
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM