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Colton Stickney
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Writer, joke boy, dog friend.
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Our Secret Restroom
Trying a new food spot with some friends, Nature called me to use the facilities. Waiting in line for the bathroom, About three people in front of me, I noticed a small laminated sign near the door to...
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November 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Chili Night: The Full Text
The secret ingredient is chili.
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November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The Minutes
or "The Incident"
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November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Hark! A Bridge Troll
Hark!
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November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The Fall
A perpetual wetness seizes the land, As clouds cling to the forested hilltops, Hiding the crowns of grand firs. A coldness rolls in, And with it a darkness, To grip my home until the Spring. The trees...
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October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I've Been Thinking
I’ve been thinking a lot. Period.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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BEL to SEA
“The bathroom in back is for making number one.
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October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The Man on the Mount
I have seen the man on the mount. Up there in the clouds, Yodeling. From down here, He seems like he’s having the time of his life. On the tip of the top of the tippy tippy top. At least that’s what h...
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October 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Chili Night Part 5
The Only Way Out is Up
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September 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Chili Night Part 4: The Playlist
Songs about death and other things!
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September 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Chili Night Part 4
Where Dead Things Go
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September 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Chili Night Part 3: The Playlist
"Yes, I'm still doing this!"
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September 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Chili Night Part 3
Let's Be Frank
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September 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Chili Night Part 2: The Playlist
"Mostly Beach House!"
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September 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Chili Night Part 2
The Burt of it All
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September 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Chili Night Part 1: The Playlist
"It's a bunch of songs"
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September 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Chili Night Part 1
Bones and All
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September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The Increasingly Upsetting Cover Letters of Nathaniel Chugg
Nathaniel Chugg 107 NE Grand Ave Portland, OR 97232 (877) 345-3484 NathanielChugg@gmail.com September 27th, 2023 Mr.
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August 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Benny Schwa
At Laurelhurst Park, Taking LeeLoo out for a walk, We saw another dog owner and their dog parked in the middle of the path. Always unsure of how to engage since LeeLoo is a big dog and can be intimida...
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August 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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How to Write Good
and Also be a Good Person.
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August 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Ferry to Anacortes
There are 300 children on this ferry, Which becomes obvious when we park the rental, And walk to the upper deck to a cacophony of tiny voices, Screaming and laughing. We discovered that the crew had o...
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August 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Dear Gary
What is going on?
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July 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Lil' Buddy
On a hot summer day, Lindsey is driving me to work. Just as the trip starts, I notice movement on my pants. It’s a teeny tiny little spider! He’s small, white, and somewhat translucent. My first react...
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July 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Your Six Month Performance Review
Have a seat.
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July 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This Book is Impossible to Read.
You're gonna love it!
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June 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM