Colter Longshore
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Husband/Dad. Software Engineer. Bama Alum. Order varies.
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[gets first glance at new SP+ rankings for the week] DAMMIT BAMA
September 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
[gets first glance at new SP+ rankings for the week] DAMMIT BAMA
I do not like that Gus Malzahn
He makes me want to do self harm
I do not like him in a vest
I wish to rips his hat (visor) to shreds
(Visor doesn’t flow for Seuss purposes)
He makes me want to do self harm
I do not like him in a vest
I wish to rips his hat (visor) to shreds
(Visor doesn’t flow for Seuss purposes)
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I do not like that Gus Malzahn
He makes me want to do self harm
I do not like him in a vest
I wish to rips his hat (visor) to shreds
(Visor doesn’t flow for Seuss purposes)
He makes me want to do self harm
I do not like him in a vest
I wish to rips his hat (visor) to shreds
(Visor doesn’t flow for Seuss purposes)
Feels good to be back in Cyrodiil
April 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Feels good to be back in Cyrodiil
Johni Broome looks enough like Drake that I don’t think I’d let the arena play “Not Like Us” if I were him.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Johni Broome looks enough like Drake that I don’t think I’d let the arena play “Not Like Us” if I were him.
Do SEC tournament tennis matches also have “It Just Means More” painted everywhere?
March 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Do SEC tournament tennis matches also have “It Just Means More” painted everywhere?
Getting blocked by Zeigler should count as negative points.
March 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Getting blocked by Zeigler should count as negative points.
If you think Alabama fans aren’t loving this, you don’t know ball.
December 22, 2024 at 2:07 AM
If you think Alabama fans aren’t loving this, you don’t know ball.
Oh so now that Clemson does it, it’s ok to be in the playoff with 3 SEC losses.
December 22, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Oh so now that Clemson does it, it’s ok to be in the playoff with 3 SEC losses.
I feel like we are all forgetting the fact that the 12 team playoff was originated with the idea that the pac-12 would exist.
December 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I feel like we are all forgetting the fact that the 12 team playoff was originated with the idea that the pac-12 would exist.
Notre Dame/Army at Yankees Stadium? BAMA SHIRT. @edsbs.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Notre Dame/Army at Yankees Stadium? BAMA SHIRT. @edsbs.bsky.social