@colorbarz.bsky.social
Retired Chicago broadcast news editor. O.G. Glass ceiling smasher. Emmy winner. Agent provocateur. Scratch cook and baker. Cat mama. Currently seeking asylum from low propensity humans.
Oops!
So pardoning Henry Cuellar didn't induce a party switch?
What a surprise!
Donny's Sale of Indulgences has hit another snag.
So pardoning Henry Cuellar didn't induce a party switch?
What a surprise!
Donny's Sale of Indulgences has hit another snag.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oops!
So pardoning Henry Cuellar didn't induce a party switch?
What a surprise!
Donny's Sale of Indulgences has hit another snag.
So pardoning Henry Cuellar didn't induce a party switch?
What a surprise!
Donny's Sale of Indulgences has hit another snag.
The thing I liked most about Trump's peace award from FIFA was the golden shower.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The thing I liked most about Trump's peace award from FIFA was the golden shower.
On Erica Kirk and Bari Weiss' Town Hall for CBS.
Are barf bags included or optional?
Are barf bags included or optional?
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
On Erica Kirk and Bari Weiss' Town Hall for CBS.
Are barf bags included or optional?
Are barf bags included or optional?
I do believe Trump farted.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I do believe Trump farted.
From Chicago's war zone
October 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
From Chicago's war zone
Even King Lear had a jester.
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Even King Lear had a jester.
I left a message.
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I left a message.
Oh, look. That thing they said didn't exist. Oh, no, Trump says he doesn't draw. Oh, wait. Now it exists but it's not Trump's handwriting. What now? Maybe he really sent it to Jeffrey Dahmer? Awaiting the next denial.
September 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh, look. That thing they said didn't exist. Oh, no, Trump says he doesn't draw. Oh, wait. Now it exists but it's not Trump's handwriting. What now? Maybe he really sent it to Jeffrey Dahmer? Awaiting the next denial.
This is your brain on drugs
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is your brain on drugs
9/1 Haymarket Square
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
9/1 Haymarket Square
Is this where we're headed?
August 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is this where we're headed?
Trying to find a name for this new combat weapon and its deployment.
How about a Halberder? Once a medieval weapon of an ax on a staff.
A Trumpian mix of halberd and sandwich. En garde!
How about a Halberder? Once a medieval weapon of an ax on a staff.
A Trumpian mix of halberd and sandwich. En garde!
August 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trying to find a name for this new combat weapon and its deployment.
How about a Halberder? Once a medieval weapon of an ax on a staff.
A Trumpian mix of halberd and sandwich. En garde!
How about a Halberder? Once a medieval weapon of an ax on a staff.
A Trumpian mix of halberd and sandwich. En garde!
Fire the labor stats commissioner? Off with her head!
August 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fire the labor stats commissioner? Off with her head!
“Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!”
July 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“Here’s the smell of the blood still. All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!”
In hoc signo vinces
May 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In hoc signo vinces
You only really need one doll...
May 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You only really need one doll...
I'm from Chicago. Does that make me dangerous?
April 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'm from Chicago. Does that make me dangerous?
Elon judiciously editing his response to a government shutdown.
March 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Elon judiciously editing his response to a government shutdown.
The world's most beautiful polydactyl says Happy Caturday.
March 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The world's most beautiful polydactyl says Happy Caturday.