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Profile Pic by artist David Art Wales, Sydney legend & GenX folk hero 🤘🏼
Wiradjuri Land Squatter 🖤 💛❤️
Artist 🎨
Chaotic neutral 😐
Protect Whistleblowers = protect democracy 💎
Free Palestine 🍉
🎮
Join Your Union
🌈
He also licks balls, BC.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
He also licks balls, BC.
As a foreigner, my first impression of Glasgow was its genuine love of art, ethics, humour, and living in the moment.
My first impression of Nigel Farage was the absense of all those things, and a odd desire to see him eaten on the toilet like that poor lawyer from the first Jurassic Park film.
My first impression of Nigel Farage was the absense of all those things, and a odd desire to see him eaten on the toilet like that poor lawyer from the first Jurassic Park film.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
As a foreigner, my first impression of Glasgow was its genuine love of art, ethics, humour, and living in the moment.
My first impression of Nigel Farage was the absense of all those things, and a odd desire to see him eaten on the toilet like that poor lawyer from the first Jurassic Park film.
My first impression of Nigel Farage was the absense of all those things, and a odd desire to see him eaten on the toilet like that poor lawyer from the first Jurassic Park film.
Trees get better looking as they age 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trees get better looking as they age 🥰
"Excuse me won't you, little fishies? I've got to go take a Seagal." 🧻
Yeah, that checks out 👍🏼
Yeah, that checks out 👍🏼
December 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Excuse me won't you, little fishies? I've got to go take a Seagal." 🧻
Yeah, that checks out 👍🏼
Yeah, that checks out 👍🏼
Back yard view of trees 😊
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Back yard view of trees 😊
He probably did it, but the cops botched the 911 call, the arrest, Miranda, & the evidence.
"...some other customers were suspicious..." based on this unclear image.
On the face of it, there doesn't seem to be enough admissible evidence to bring the case to trial, let alone convict him.
"...some other customers were suspicious..." based on this unclear image.
On the face of it, there doesn't seem to be enough admissible evidence to bring the case to trial, let alone convict him.
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
He probably did it, but the cops botched the 911 call, the arrest, Miranda, & the evidence.
"...some other customers were suspicious..." based on this unclear image.
On the face of it, there doesn't seem to be enough admissible evidence to bring the case to trial, let alone convict him.
"...some other customers were suspicious..." based on this unclear image.
On the face of it, there doesn't seem to be enough admissible evidence to bring the case to trial, let alone convict him.
If you get a leg, do you have to fight the other leg person for the crown?
Asking for a me.
Asking for a me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
If you get a leg, do you have to fight the other leg person for the crown?
Asking for a me.
Asking for a me.
I'm "Sec C" and I know it.
I delved into yr 9 trigonometry for the first time in decades bc this looked like it would be clever, and it turns out it's just a terrible dad joke 😫
Now you have to suffer with me.
I delved into yr 9 trigonometry for the first time in decades bc this looked like it would be clever, and it turns out it's just a terrible dad joke 😫
Now you have to suffer with me.
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I'm "Sec C" and I know it.
I delved into yr 9 trigonometry for the first time in decades bc this looked like it would be clever, and it turns out it's just a terrible dad joke 😫
Now you have to suffer with me.
I delved into yr 9 trigonometry for the first time in decades bc this looked like it would be clever, and it turns out it's just a terrible dad joke 😫
Now you have to suffer with me.
😁
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
😁
This is a good read 👍🏼
I think it's worth mentioning that Rudd/Gillard's relatively poor numbers (below, from article) are due to the global financial crisis which they corrected, and the LNP subsequently broke again.
I think it's worth mentioning that Rudd/Gillard's relatively poor numbers (below, from article) are due to the global financial crisis which they corrected, and the LNP subsequently broke again.
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is a good read 👍🏼
I think it's worth mentioning that Rudd/Gillard's relatively poor numbers (below, from article) are due to the global financial crisis which they corrected, and the LNP subsequently broke again.
I think it's worth mentioning that Rudd/Gillard's relatively poor numbers (below, from article) are due to the global financial crisis which they corrected, and the LNP subsequently broke again.
I might lend you a cup of sugar, though 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I might lend you a cup of sugar, though 🤔
Elon stole the name DOGE from the back of the Bluesmobile.
It's just "Dodge" with the middle letter missing.
See? 👇
It's just "Dodge" with the middle letter missing.
See? 👇
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Elon stole the name DOGE from the back of the Bluesmobile.
It's just "Dodge" with the middle letter missing.
See? 👇
It's just "Dodge" with the middle letter missing.
See? 👇
Thanks, 🐊 🪰, you're very kind ❤️
But my age relative to yours isn't the un-fun bit.
It's my current eyesight relative to what it once was.
But my age relative to yours isn't the un-fun bit.
It's my current eyesight relative to what it once was.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Thanks, 🐊 🪰, you're very kind ❤️
But my age relative to yours isn't the un-fun bit.
It's my current eyesight relative to what it once was.
But my age relative to yours isn't the un-fun bit.
It's my current eyesight relative to what it once was.
Fun fact: The QEII was 2 years old in 1971.
Not so fun fact: So was I. 😬
Not so fun fact: So was I. 😬
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Fun fact: The QEII was 2 years old in 1971.
Not so fun fact: So was I. 😬
Not so fun fact: So was I. 😬
If you'd only owned up after the first thousand times he asked he might have been a happier fella.
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
If you'd only owned up after the first thousand times he asked he might have been a happier fella.
I found the Master Corgi. He's 75 years old now.
Only when he is slain can the others rest.
Only when he is slain can the others rest.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I found the Master Corgi. He's 75 years old now.
Only when he is slain can the others rest.
Only when he is slain can the others rest.
I was wondering what that was 🤔
It seems I'm even healthier than I thought! 🍵
It seems I'm even healthier than I thought! 🍵
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I was wondering what that was 🤔
It seems I'm even healthier than I thought! 🍵
It seems I'm even healthier than I thought! 🍵
😹 😹 😹
I found something for those wandering thoughts...
(Please don't laugh at my sloth sheets) 🙏
I found something for those wandering thoughts...
(Please don't laugh at my sloth sheets) 🙏
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
😹 😹 😹
I found something for those wandering thoughts...
(Please don't laugh at my sloth sheets) 🙏
I found something for those wandering thoughts...
(Please don't laugh at my sloth sheets) 🙏
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I would guess the same.
Good news, though. The CEO who told me he disagreed with me when I called such an idea unconscionable was running this company:
Good news, though. The CEO who told me he disagreed with me when I called such an idea unconscionable was running this company:
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I would guess the same.
Good news, though. The CEO who told me he disagreed with me when I called such an idea unconscionable was running this company:
Good news, though. The CEO who told me he disagreed with me when I called such an idea unconscionable was running this company:
Poorly.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Poorly.
I'm feeling way too passive-aggressive to argue on a Sunday, so I'll just ask the question, "Are Mario fish Slavic?"
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm feeling way too passive-aggressive to argue on a Sunday, so I'll just ask the question, "Are Mario fish Slavic?"
She's been nothing but trouble since The Sopranos ended 😠
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
She's been nothing but trouble since The Sopranos ended 😠
I looked up the lyrics.
It tacitly implies that being Australian means being white and male, *primarily.
*one can be female if she has given birth to a white male.
It tacitly implies that being Australian means being white and male, *primarily.
*one can be female if she has given birth to a white male.
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I looked up the lyrics.
It tacitly implies that being Australian means being white and male, *primarily.
*one can be female if she has given birth to a white male.
It tacitly implies that being Australian means being white and male, *primarily.
*one can be female if she has given birth to a white male.
Dave looks like Mr Pibbles.
IMHO they both need to take it down a notch.
IMHO they both need to take it down a notch.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dave looks like Mr Pibbles.
IMHO they both need to take it down a notch.
IMHO they both need to take it down a notch.