Francesco Gatti
@colonelroyce.com
aka Vasily Krouglov / Colonel Royce / Spitz, Batz!
Artist, writer, Altt.me founder.
10+ yrs in digital: workflows, automations, strategies, PM, marketing
https://colonelroyce.com
Artist, writer, Altt.me founder.
10+ yrs in digital: workflows, automations, strategies, PM, marketing
https://colonelroyce.com
I wish every dumbass idiot supporting hamas moved to Gaza Strip forever (yep, using a time machine) on the eve of October 7.
But in fact, and also because we don’t have a time machine — while supporting terrorism is not just immoral but also a crime — all of them belong to jail. Will do.
But in fact, and also because we don’t have a time machine — while supporting terrorism is not just immoral but also a crime — all of them belong to jail. Will do.
I’m glad they are finally back. It’s a tragedy that it took so long, and that many more didn’t make it — either on the day of the attack or later.
I still remember every bit of it clearly. All of it, raw uncensored field evidence. The feeling that in several hours some group may reach your home,
I still remember every bit of it clearly. All of it, raw uncensored field evidence. The feeling that in several hours some group may reach your home,
October 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I wish every dumbass idiot supporting hamas moved to Gaza Strip forever (yep, using a time machine) on the eve of October 7.
But in fact, and also because we don’t have a time machine — while supporting terrorism is not just immoral but also a crime — all of them belong to jail. Will do.
But in fact, and also because we don’t have a time machine — while supporting terrorism is not just immoral but also a crime — all of them belong to jail. Will do.
Two years. Unbelievable
October 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Two years. Unbelievable
Now that we have whopping two apps to exclusively host meaningless AI slop — built by utterly deranged people for other insanely stupid and batshit crazy people — can we finally ban it everywhere else?
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Now that we have whopping two apps to exclusively host meaningless AI slop — built by utterly deranged people for other insanely stupid and batshit crazy people — can we finally ban it everywhere else?
I do agree, but have a correction: I’d say it’s not writing versus connecting with other people.
If you are not doing it solely for yourself, texts have no meaning or value without someone else to read, argue about, or build on them. Whether they do it now, in 100 years, or in 1000 years.
If you are not doing it solely for yourself, texts have no meaning or value without someone else to read, argue about, or build on them. Whether they do it now, in 100 years, or in 1000 years.
September 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I do agree, but have a correction: I’d say it’s not writing versus connecting with other people.
If you are not doing it solely for yourself, texts have no meaning or value without someone else to read, argue about, or build on them. Whether they do it now, in 100 years, or in 1000 years.
If you are not doing it solely for yourself, texts have no meaning or value without someone else to read, argue about, or build on them. Whether they do it now, in 100 years, or in 1000 years.
why am I smiling? I have a gin tonic in my purse, bro, do you need any additional motivation?
September 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
why am I smiling? I have a gin tonic in my purse, bro, do you need any additional motivation?
Pizza is not an opinion
![Comic. [Graph with x axis for City Size and y axis for Tastiness of “<City>-Style Pizza”. An arrow points to bottom left corner, labeled Towns with bored restaurant owners who have come up with a fun prank to play on visitors. A shaded area covers the length of the y-axis on the left, then narrows toward the right, with the bottom curving upwards toward the right. Arrows within the region point in all different directions labeled Various controversial regional specialties. An arrow points to the upper right corner of this shaded region with label New York up here somewhere.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia57ty6octmfwajfvgo5hh3jdvouoo47fht6wiz25lh7ugncrnyqq@jpeg)
September 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Pizza is not an opinion
still sucking… uh, I mean, still have ‘em
A couple of days ago we stumbled upon the strangest ‘zu verschenken’ (free for the taking) find on the streets of Berlin yet:
2 KILOS of Chupa-Chups
2 KILOS of Chupa-Chups
September 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
still sucking… uh, I mean, still have ‘em
I have a question: who the fuck needs ‘Always-On’ displays?? Are these people okay? Do they need help? Why is it even a feature (turned on by default and used as a selling point)?
I can’t think of a literally single use case
I can’t think of a literally single use case
September 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I have a question: who the fuck needs ‘Always-On’ displays?? Are these people okay? Do they need help? Why is it even a feature (turned on by default and used as a selling point)?
I can’t think of a literally single use case
I can’t think of a literally single use case
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>>Atlassian login gets the base URL for its module scripts by throwing an error and pulling out the current script's URL from error.stack with regex.
github.com/LadybirdBrow...
github.com/LadybirdBrow...
August 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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iOS 26 is a disaster and an utter shitshow. it’s not because it introduces a new design system — but bc the design system itself is shitty AND, what’s worse, it’s poorly implemented
August 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
iOS 26 is a disaster and an utter shitshow. it’s not because it introduces a new design system — but bc the design system itself is shitty AND, what’s worse, it’s poorly implemented
A couple of days ago we stumbled upon the strangest ‘zu verschenken’ (free for the taking) find on the streets of Berlin yet:
2 KILOS of Chupa-Chups
2 KILOS of Chupa-Chups
July 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
A couple of days ago we stumbled upon the strangest ‘zu verschenken’ (free for the taking) find on the streets of Berlin yet:
2 KILOS of Chupa-Chups
2 KILOS of Chupa-Chups
How about we just bring back iOS 6 skeumorphizm without all that glass shit?
July 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How about we just bring back iOS 6 skeumorphizm without all that glass shit?
Welp, I had to use genAI to create the most uncanny, disgusting, and disturbing image snippet for this article:
colonelroyce.com/genai-dont-c...
colonelroyce.com/genai-dont-c...
GenAI: top choice for people who don’t care
In many cases, using genAI is just another way of saying 'I don't really care about you. Not that much'.
colonelroyce.com
July 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Welp, I had to use genAI to create the most uncanny, disgusting, and disturbing image snippet for this article:
colonelroyce.com/genai-dont-c...
colonelroyce.com/genai-dont-c...
why, yes, I surely do have a copilot. that’s what’s called ‘meowgentic coding’
May 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
why, yes, I surely do have a copilot. that’s what’s called ‘meowgentic coding’
one of my fav tools ever tbh
GitHub - nvbn/thefuck: Magnificent app which corrects your previous console command.
Magnificent app which corrects your previous console command. - nvbn/thefuck
github.com
April 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
one of my fav tools ever tbh
Make Big Tech Small Again
March 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Make Big Tech Small Again
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
March 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
what if mezuzahs should have been bottle openers?
like, Adonai said: let every Jew have a beer opener in every room, so that parties will pop and drinks will flow like a river for My greatness
like, Adonai said: let every Jew have a beer opener in every room, so that parties will pop and drinks will flow like a river for My greatness
March 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
what if mezuzahs should have been bottle openers?
like, Adonai said: let every Jew have a beer opener in every room, so that parties will pop and drinks will flow like a river for My greatness
like, Adonai said: let every Jew have a beer opener in every room, so that parties will pop and drinks will flow like a river for My greatness
Plans for Friday:
— get wasted ah
— get high af
— cosplay Kurt Cobain with a shotgun
— get wasted ah
— get high af
— cosplay Kurt Cobain with a shotgun
March 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Plans for Friday:
— get wasted ah
— get high af
— cosplay Kurt Cobain with a shotgun
— get wasted ah
— get high af
— cosplay Kurt Cobain with a shotgun
All these words together make absolutely no sense. A random sequence of bullshit. People who make up such things belong in an asylum.
March 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
All these words together make absolutely no sense. A random sequence of bullshit. People who make up such things belong in an asylum.
me IRL every time when… well, just every fucking time
March 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
me IRL every time when… well, just every fucking time
Old but gold: 10+ years of management taught me this
How to get it all done. The biggest project management secret
How to achieve peak productivity: get things done and clear your backlog. One simple trick
colonelroyce.com
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Old but gold: 10+ years of management taught me this
just some work in progress
March 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
just some work in progress
After months of working side by side with ChatGPT, I've made my decision. I'm not going to fire her... more like keep her on as an unpaid intern
Is ChatGPT Plus worth it? I stopped paying $20 for it (and maybe you should, too). Here's why
Isn't it ridiculous?
colonelroyce.com
February 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
After months of working side by side with ChatGPT, I've made my decision. I'm not going to fire her... more like keep her on as an unpaid intern