collisionbend
@collisionbend.bsky.social
Frustrated writer and photographer ready to snark things up…
I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you.
May 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m sorry I don’t have a plane to give you.
Gee, Jeff, maybe you *should* do this. I mean, why not a little transparency? Transparency’s a *good* thing, right?
Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u...
Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u...
White House Attacks Amazon Over Idea of Showing Tariffs’ Cost (Gift Article)
The White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, attacked the retail giant over a report that suggested Amazon would highlight tariff-related price increases. Amazon said it was “not going to happen...
www.nytimes.com
April 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Gee, Jeff, maybe you *should* do this. I mean, why not a little transparency? Transparency’s a *good* thing, right?
Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u...
Gift article: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/29/u...
Just a reminder for those of you who don’t believe that U.S. Christianity is seriously warped, this (from May 21, 2024):
www.dailydot.com/debug/pope-b...
www.dailydot.com/debug/pope-b...
Pope Francis deemed Satanic by Christian conservatives for preaching love, tolerance toward migrants
The Pope called conservatism a 'suicidal attitude.'
www.dailydot.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just a reminder for those of you who don’t believe that U.S. Christianity is seriously warped, this (from May 21, 2024):
www.dailydot.com/debug/pope-b...
www.dailydot.com/debug/pope-b...
I seriously have no idea why I opened that last browser tab.
January 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I seriously have no idea why I opened that last browser tab.
Question: if I sleep for an hour, and I dream that I’m asleep, does that mean I slept for two hours?
I’m… asking for a friend. Yeah, let’s go with that. Asking for a friend.
I’m… asking for a friend. Yeah, let’s go with that. Asking for a friend.
January 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Question: if I sleep for an hour, and I dream that I’m asleep, does that mean I slept for two hours?
I’m… asking for a friend. Yeah, let’s go with that. Asking for a friend.
I’m… asking for a friend. Yeah, let’s go with that. Asking for a friend.
From Severance S01E1 (AppleTV+):
“There’s good news and bad news about Hell. The good news is, Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.
“The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.”
“There’s good news and bad news about Hell. The good news is, Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.
“The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.”
January 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
From Severance S01E1 (AppleTV+):
“There’s good news and bad news about Hell. The good news is, Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.
“The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.”
“There’s good news and bad news about Hell. The good news is, Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.
“The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.”
12 years ago today. Never Forget.
December 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
12 years ago today. Never Forget.
A publication I can respect.
And you should, too.
(Sure, they bought InfoWars, I get it, but that was — by far — the best news of November, 2024.)
And you should, too.
(Sure, they bought InfoWars, I get it, but that was — by far — the best news of November, 2024.)
Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 14, 2024 at 7:36 PM
A publication I can respect.
And you should, too.
(Sure, they bought InfoWars, I get it, but that was — by far — the best news of November, 2024.)
And you should, too.
(Sure, they bought InfoWars, I get it, but that was — by far — the best news of November, 2024.)
Still trying to up my follows list from other platforms, finding friends, old friends, and colleagues. If you see me and follow me elsewhere, feel free to follow me.
November 8, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Still trying to up my follows list from other platforms, finding friends, old friends, and colleagues. If you see me and follow me elsewhere, feel free to follow me.
Hopefully, @apple will finally reveal the Apple Classical app for #Mac OS…
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/?cid=CDM-US-DM-c01183-M00000
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/?cid=CDM-US-DM-c01183-M00000
Apple Events
Watch the latest Apple event stream, and check out the archive of special event announcements for our products and services.
www.apple.com
April 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Hopefully, @apple will finally reveal the Apple Classical app for #Mac OS…
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/?cid=CDM-US-DM-c01183-M00000
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/?cid=CDM-US-DM-c01183-M00000
My bride (of 21+ years) told me today that she thinks I am nuts because I listen to classical music; to which I say, “Give me Mozart, or give me death!”
February 1, 2024 at 9:43 PM
My bride (of 21+ years) told me today that she thinks I am nuts because I listen to classical music; to which I say, “Give me Mozart, or give me death!”
Received my official Bluesky invite this afternoon. It seems like I’ve been through a city, a car, and a cardiac stress test since I applied.
Oh, wait. It has. I hereby announce my presence on Bluesky.
Oh, wait. It has. I hereby announce my presence on Bluesky.
November 15, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Received my official Bluesky invite this afternoon. It seems like I’ve been through a city, a car, and a cardiac stress test since I applied.
Oh, wait. It has. I hereby announce my presence on Bluesky.
Oh, wait. It has. I hereby announce my presence on Bluesky.