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Colleen Smith
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I’m a writer, actress, puppeteer and fictional historian!

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My hot take on the Coldplay Canoodlers? There shouldn’t be kiss cams at concerts. This ain’t baseball, how much downtime is there at a concert. I paid a fortune in surcharges, ONLY THE BAND ON ANY SCREEN
July 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Mike Mitchell Collaboration: “Miss Belinda Mae Pearl is dressed and ready…let the flirting commence!”
#photography #photographynature #photographyislife #photographyisart #photooftheday #natureshots #naturephoto #art2art
#trollsthemovie #kungfupanda4 #thebarbarianandthetroll
June 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Classmates dot com keeps sending me emails
May 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Every caps lock I’ve ever had on every computer I’ve ever had…sticks
May 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Thank you past me for leaving tissues in all my pockets
May 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
When I was 9 I got a UTI and I thought maybe a bug had gotten into my pee hole and died and that was what was wrong. That 9 year old knew more about the human body than RFK
April 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bad guys do sometimes kick the bucket!
April 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
All tomato sauce does is explode in the microwave
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mar 28, Guillotine’s Funeral!
March 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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"Stick to comedy" they say, as an unelected emerald mine trust fund baby guts the entire infrastructure of the United States and whatnot.
March 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I call dibs on the horror movie based on this!
March 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Mar 25, Wendy’s and Shirtwaist Fires!
March 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Mar 21, The first tweet!
March 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Today is the Ides of March. Here is Julius Caesar stabbed in the back (in fact he was stabbed in the front). He defended himself with his stylus (I talk about pens as a key attribute of emperors in my recent emperor book).
March 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy Ides of March!
March 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My favorite film genres

5. A terrible person is murdered. Which terrible person did it?
4. Meryl Streep
3. Long in a fun way
2. Generational lady bonding
1. Bottle episode but a movie
March 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mar 9, Barbie becomes!
March 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I think I found my next career!
I know I'm biased but I think this is a great cover (and a great book)...how do we understand the now almost forgotten passion for the occult, fakirs, hypnotists in the early 20th century? what was driving it? tinyurl.com/2fzfu5rc Out in UK later in month (in US next week)
Holy Men of the Electromagnetic Age: A Forgotten History of the Occult
Buy Holy Men of the Electromagnetic Age: A Forgotten History of the Occult by Cormack, Raphael (ISBN: 9781805262749) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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March 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!

If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!

Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.

JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺

#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Gene Hackman in everything but Gene Hackman in Unforgiven and Superman and The Royal Tenenbaums and The Birdcage
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Feb 26, Grand Canyon becomes National Park!
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Feb 25th, Pope excommunicates Queen Elizabeth I! #history #tudors #catholics
February 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM