Schumer authorized those eight to flip

Extremely happy transplant who loves LA and wishes people would understand this city isn’t just industry wannabes. Being a normal person vibing in LA is simply the best.

There are some hot takes in places 2-6.

The world was so much better in the zine and livejournal era.

This might be my sign to permanently leave the country

Facebook really bungled every single thing related to China and I am SO HYPED to get to the part of the book that discusses Mark Zuckerberg's Smog Jog. Potentially one of the greatest staged photos ever taken.

One week later and I keep thinking about how Mark Zuckerberg asked Xi Jinping to name Zuck’s firstborn child as a gesture of goodwill to get Facebook into China, and Xi said no.

At this rate I am going to end up borrowing your entire book collection. Let me focus on finishing cover story and then we can swap!

Would you recommend I read you didn’t hear this from me?

This sentence would kill a Victorian child

💀💀💀💀 I’m sure Atlanta had absolutely no good coffee shops before Reese Witherspoon tried to “do you know who I am” her way out of her husband’s DUI in Atlanta

Cant be worse than a 47th hockey romance!

Ah shit, I’m at the “Facebook fomented a genocide in Burma” part