My debit card expired yesterday. I should have taken a vacation day today to deal with switching everything in my life over to the new one

It's actually fascinating how far my glasses will travel in the bed when I fall asleep wearing them

love to see all of them showing up

I want to develop a universal bill pay system that will split your whole month evenly instead of all my bills being due in one like 10-day span. 🙃

I haven't posted on here in 5 months? Well today I was sent to Twitter jail for telling a fake USPS support account to eat sh*t and dye so...I should just remain here.

I'm almost out of desk peanut butter, and you don't want to be around me when I'm out of desk peanut butter

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to my 12 followers, ya'll need anything at the store?

Ok you guys talked me into it.

Do i take my 6 year old son to his first Michigan game vs Northwestern while I know the tickets are cheap and the season is a loss, or wait for a fresh new year