Cole Avenue
@coleavenue.bsky.social
#MadisonWI / programmer / Shiba Inu dad (Kairos sesame born 7/2/24, RIP Nova red 10/10/10-6/13/24) / FFXIV / Ogre Battle 64 / Unicorn Overlord
To be fair the republicans are really putting in the work to get you those extra days above 0°.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
To be fair the republicans are really putting in the work to get you those extra days above 0°.
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! still slaps.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! still slaps.
Ok but like, hear me out, gun to your head, if you had to make a guess, which of those categories do you figure they slotted you into?
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Ok but like, hear me out, gun to your head, if you had to make a guess, which of those categories do you figure they slotted you into?
I haven't seen this but I'd be shocked if the thing he did in this scene was anything other than dropping in to a van damme style splits and punching Goro in the nuts based on your description and my vague memories of his moveset.
October 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I haven't seen this but I'd be shocked if the thing he did in this scene was anything other than dropping in to a van damme style splits and punching Goro in the nuts based on your description and my vague memories of his moveset.
I keep forgetting and re-learning that she's married to him and it breaks my brain every time. Her Curb character was the straight man having to live with Larry's lunacy and I can't process that her real life husband's least crazy day is more batshit that anything Larry ever did.
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I keep forgetting and re-learning that she's married to him and it breaks my brain every time. Her Curb character was the straight man having to live with Larry's lunacy and I can't process that her real life husband's least crazy day is more batshit that anything Larry ever did.
Madison is roughly equidistant to Chicago and Minnesota, allowing it to bask in the aura of both.
September 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Madison is roughly equidistant to Chicago and Minnesota, allowing it to bask in the aura of both.
I saw a comedian last week say something to the effect of "Charlie is survived by his wife and two children, which is how you know Israel didn't do it."
September 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I saw a comedian last week say something to the effect of "Charlie is survived by his wife and two children, which is how you know Israel didn't do it."
It's not bizarre at all that people think that, if you've only seen protests on tv we all know the kind of clips the media chooses to represent what protests look like.
September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It's not bizarre at all that people think that, if you've only seen protests on tv we all know the kind of clips the media chooses to represent what protests look like.
Fire Emblem if it was good.
September 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fire Emblem if it was good.
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - The hotel level was the scariest thing I'd ever played, and it did it all on vibes alone. You're a fucking vampire, and nothing there can actually hurt you, and it still managed to be scary.
September 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - The hotel level was the scariest thing I'd ever played, and it did it all on vibes alone. You're a fucking vampire, and nothing there can actually hurt you, and it still managed to be scary.
By definition the only way to make a homeless person not a homeless person is to either make them not homeless, or make them not a person. For some reason a lot of people find the latter to be the more palatable of the two.
September 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
By definition the only way to make a homeless person not a homeless person is to either make them not homeless, or make them not a person. For some reason a lot of people find the latter to be the more palatable of the two.
The way they did the climax for Weapons was so much fun.
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The way they did the climax for Weapons was so much fun.
I'm extremely patient, I buy games on day one and then don't play them until, well, possibly ever.
September 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm extremely patient, I buy games on day one and then don't play them until, well, possibly ever.
hey leave me alone
September 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hey leave me alone
If you see this, post a tower or structure
August 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you see this, post a tower or structure
I thought Tuesday was taconite?
August 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I thought Tuesday was taconite?
Just saw this email and I almost died from a complete lack of surprise. What will surprise me is if we get so much as a video clip of it playing games by the end of Q4.
August 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just saw this email and I almost died from a complete lack of surprise. What will surprise me is if we get so much as a video clip of it playing games by the end of Q4.
Graphics cards have also been kinda like this the last few generations. 4090 went up in price after launch and stayed there until after the 5090 became actually available many months after its launch.
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Graphics cards have also been kinda like this the last few generations. 4090 went up in price after launch and stayed there until after the 5090 became actually available many months after its launch.
History class is going to be wild when we look back at this. Kids are going to be asking what the democrats were doing during the rise of fascism and teachers will have to explain that all they cared about was rat-fucking progressives.
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
History class is going to be wild when we look back at this. Kids are going to be asking what the democrats were doing during the rise of fascism and teachers will have to explain that all they cared about was rat-fucking progressives.
In my experience what will end up happening is people will keep adding new ones to your application because AI told them to until you've collected them all like pokemon anyway.
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In my experience what will end up happening is people will keep adding new ones to your application because AI told them to until you've collected them all like pokemon anyway.
I agree but also everyone please play Unicorn Overlord it was my GOTY 2023 and Baldur's Gate 3 came out that year.
August 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I agree but also everyone please play Unicorn Overlord it was my GOTY 2023 and Baldur's Gate 3 came out that year.
(Also careful if you google it, there are actually things that could be pretty big spoilers for this one, from a story perspective I'd consider it the best of the 3 games.)
August 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
(Also careful if you google it, there are actually things that could be pretty big spoilers for this one, from a story perspective I'd consider it the best of the 3 games.)