Paul Hastings
@coldfusionpaul.bsky.social
Bangkok road cyclist, fossilized coldfusion, flex, GIS developer. I used to make maps. Intolerant of magical thinking/woo.
"Please don't try this at home, this is a professional white person". 555
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"Please don't try this at home, this is a professional white person". 555
Why the No Kings protest was a success.
October 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why the No Kings protest was a success.
On the social importance of drinking.
October 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
On the social importance of drinking.
The scourge of billionaires is fairly recent.
October 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The scourge of billionaires is fairly recent.
I got such a good laugh out of this.
October 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I got such a good laugh out of this.
Each of these anti-vaccine sewer clowns are vaccinated, including the felon.
October 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Each of these anti-vaccine sewer clowns are vaccinated, including the felon.
GD lazy ass brain worm.
October 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
GD lazy ass brain worm.
They had chemistry. 555
October 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
They had chemistry. 555
The felon's losses for the week.
October 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The felon's losses for the week.
It's not "no hope" its "fuck you, make me".
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It's not "no hope" its "fuck you, make me".
"patriot prayer" pretending to be ANTIFA to stir up shit in Portland. Caught red-handed.
October 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"patriot prayer" pretending to be ANTIFA to stir up shit in Portland. Caught red-handed.
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The felon thought Elysium was a documentary playing on fox news, then God help us, he acted on it.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The felon thought Elysium was a documentary playing on fox news, then God help us, he acted on it.
Republicans are anti-American. Period. An excellent summary of the current state of the GOP.
September 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Republicans are anti-American. Period. An excellent summary of the current state of the GOP.
Why the felon really hates Comey (geez it makes sense).
September 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Why the felon really hates Comey (geez it makes sense).
Hey. I think I'm in the wrong timeline too. 555
September 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Hey. I think I'm in the wrong timeline too. 555
I'm not one for conspiracies but yeah, maybe.
September 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm not one for conspiracies but yeah, maybe.
The maga civil war, internet memes turned into real world violence.
September 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The maga civil war, internet memes turned into real world violence.
If this was me, somebody would be in the hospital.
September 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
If this was me, somebody would be in the hospital.
Buy, hold, borrow, and die. Geez now they tell me.
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Buy, hold, borrow, and die. Geez now they tell me.
Yup, pretty much.
September 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Yup, pretty much.
Strong Bad lives. 555
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Strong Bad lives. 555