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imagine trying to read Mr Beast's one facial expression while on hallucinogens
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
climate action is cool but could we try climate romance
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
🌸🐛🐛
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
POV: you've taken two steps outside to hang out a towel
April 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
the boys are back
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
there are very few problems in life that can't be improved by making and eating a good sandwich
February 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
should i become a bonsai guy y/n
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
a lot of things are very bad atm, but it is god's favourite temperature (28°C) in god's favourite city (Perth, Australia) and I am going to eat a sandwich in the great outdoors
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
kind of wild that they'll do this just on a hunch that it might look cool, without ever seeing themselves
February 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hutchy talk breaking AFL/NBL containment takes me back to when people over east first started hearing about Basil Zempilas
February 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
there should be an app where you photograph and name birds in your garden, and then it identifies the same individual birds on other days by their markings
January 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
lads lads lads lads
January 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
it is apparently custom in Perth that you don't list a house for sale without planting at least one yucca somewhere where it will become a huge problem in a few years
January 29, 2025 at 5:57 AM
joining a conversation from the discover feed on here feels like stopping for lunch in a quaint town where it turns out everyone's allergic to wifi
January 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
just a young man who understands consent
January 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
my go kart every time I went to Adventure World
Not the most important thing going on right now but I think they should make it so in every Formula 1 race one of the drivers is racing in a normal car so all the other cars seem even faster by comparison
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
evening for it
January 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
kinda weird that flies like all the same foods as us, plus also shit but then nothing else in between
January 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Musk djs like a mad cunt
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
bring on that 3am cool change
January 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
wow they're deporting Ke$ha
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
according to the floorplan on this house listing, this is the living room. i'm not sure I agree
January 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
[pretending I watch movies] so where does NOSferatu rank among the other Fast and the Furious films
January 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
imagine being the hiker who left behind those muesli bars. you'd be fuming
January 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM