ColdChef
@coldchef.bsky.social
Undertaker, Overexplainer. Anonymortician. Memento moron. SubGenius. Failure is always an option. I have friends everywhere. I will likely let you down. Koupe tet boule kay!
I love this take on “Predator: Badlands” from NPR.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I love this take on “Predator: Badlands” from NPR.
By request, the Groom’s cake, surrounded by Krispy Kreme donuts.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
By request, the Groom’s cake, surrounded by Krispy Kreme donuts.
Louisiana outdoor wedding. Is there gumbo? Yes. Is there a pirogue full of drinks? Naturally.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Louisiana outdoor wedding. Is there gumbo? Yes. Is there a pirogue full of drinks? Naturally.
Hiked Mt. Pinnacle, just west of Little Rock with a friend this morning. Matt and Pete (four legs)
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Hiked Mt. Pinnacle, just west of Little Rock with a friend this morning. Matt and Pete (four legs)
My son Milo is sixteen. He decided TODAY to make his own costume. He is a character from “Adventure Time”?
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My son Milo is sixteen. He decided TODAY to make his own costume. He is a character from “Adventure Time”?
“Guess how many candies to get a prize!” The first kid to shout “Six-Seven!” gets a full sized bar. I’m determined to make this trend completely corny and thereby kill it. For all of you parents.
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“Guess how many candies to get a prize!” The first kid to shout “Six-Seven!” gets a full sized bar. I’m determined to make this trend completely corny and thereby kill it. For all of you parents.
And if at all possible, involve children. This child is now almost an adult and it’s still one of my favorites.
October 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And if at all possible, involve children. This child is now almost an adult and it’s still one of my favorites.
Request: if you dress for Halloween today, shoot me a flippy for my collection. Thanks in advance!
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Request: if you dress for Halloween today, shoot me a flippy for my collection. Thanks in advance!
Request: if you dress for Halloween today, shoot me a flippy for my collection. Thanks in advance!
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Request: if you dress for Halloween today, shoot me a flippy for my collection. Thanks in advance!
I went to my mom’s assisted living this morning and my cousin and his wife were there. He was Richard Simmons and she was Barbie and they led an exercise and stretch class.
October 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I went to my mom’s assisted living this morning and my cousin and his wife were there. He was Richard Simmons and she was Barbie and they led an exercise and stretch class.
Today I learned:
“This is Spinal Tap” is the only movie on IMDB that’s rated on a scale from one to eleven.
“This is Spinal Tap” is the only movie on IMDB that’s rated on a scale from one to eleven.
October 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today I learned:
“This is Spinal Tap” is the only movie on IMDB that’s rated on a scale from one to eleven.
“This is Spinal Tap” is the only movie on IMDB that’s rated on a scale from one to eleven.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle.
Get you a friend like @jenleepa.bsky.social who will find an antique dagger at a New Orleans estate sale for you to use as a letter opener/murder weapon.
October 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Get you a friend like @jenleepa.bsky.social who will find an antique dagger at a New Orleans estate sale for you to use as a letter opener/murder weapon.
An embalmer explains what he wants done with his body when he dies.
October 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
An embalmer explains what he wants done with his body when he dies.
HOT TAKE: Every bookstore should keep short story collections in a section separate from novels. They’re very different things and shouldn’t be shelved together.
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
HOT TAKE: Every bookstore should keep short story collections in a section separate from novels. They’re very different things and shouldn’t be shelved together.
Who says Boston cares about history? After less than three years, they’ve painted over my vandalism.
September 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Who says Boston cares about history? After less than three years, they’ve painted over my vandalism.
Search for “cartoon” on your phone.
September 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Search for “cartoon” on your phone.
Thanks for all the flippies today, folks! All the ones here and the ones NSFB. You truly know how to make a person happy. My current count is 2,415. I’ll get there yet.
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thanks for all the flippies today, folks! All the ones here and the ones NSFB. You truly know how to make a person happy. My current count is 2,415. I’ll get there yet.
Shoutout to @needlegrrl.bsky.social for my best birthday presents! Homemade jam and the best washi tape ever. I feel seen!
September 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Shoutout to @needlegrrl.bsky.social for my best birthday presents! Homemade jam and the best washi tape ever. I feel seen!
So, as you’re out in the world today, if you feel like it, tell your old pal what he can go off and do. Thanks!
September 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
So, as you’re out in the world today, if you feel like it, tell your old pal what he can go off and do. Thanks!