Cola
@colaclysm.bsky.social
I pretend to know what I’m doing.
30 • Kinda Awkward (He/They)
30 • Kinda Awkward (He/They)
If you need a pre workout, just turn the news on and get pissed. That should energize you.
May 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you need a pre workout, just turn the news on and get pissed. That should energize you.
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
If Biden had brought his son in to do the same things Trump is having Musk do, I’m sure all the republicans would be super chill and relaxed about the whole thing… 🙄
February 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If Biden had brought his son in to do the same things Trump is having Musk do, I’m sure all the republicans would be super chill and relaxed about the whole thing… 🙄
It’s been two weeks.
Two weeks.
I’m fucking exhausted.
Two weeks.
I’m fucking exhausted.
February 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
It’s been two weeks.
Two weeks.
I’m fucking exhausted.
Two weeks.
I’m fucking exhausted.
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Literally no one in America voted to:
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
Let a bunch of anonymous 20 year olds crawl into the guts of federal funding
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
Let a bunch of anonymous 20 year olds crawl into the guts of federal funding
February 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Literally no one in America voted to:
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
Let a bunch of anonymous 20 year olds crawl into the guts of federal funding
Take over Greenland
Take over Canada
Take over Panama Canal
Take over Gaza
Let a bunch of anonymous 20 year olds crawl into the guts of federal funding
You know, I’m starting to think this guy has a fetish for tariffs or something…
February 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You know, I’m starting to think this guy has a fetish for tariffs or something…
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New politician test:
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
January 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
New politician test:
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
“Are trans rights human rights?”
If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
*Checks if a content creator from another site is here on Bluesky.*
Oh cool, they are!
*Hardly any followers.*
Well I don’t want to seem like a stalker now…
Oh cool, they are!
*Hardly any followers.*
Well I don’t want to seem like a stalker now…
January 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
*Checks if a content creator from another site is here on Bluesky.*
Oh cool, they are!
*Hardly any followers.*
Well I don’t want to seem like a stalker now…
Oh cool, they are!
*Hardly any followers.*
Well I don’t want to seem like a stalker now…
Insomnia strikes again so I decided to finally setup my 3d printer.
It’s a boat!
It’s a boat!
January 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Insomnia strikes again so I decided to finally setup my 3d printer.
It’s a boat!
It’s a boat!
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I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.
January 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m going to ask about grocery and gas prices everyday and so should you.
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This guy really sucks.
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This guy really sucks.
Your friendly reminder to not turn the other cheek.
January 21, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Your friendly reminder to not turn the other cheek.
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We are so back.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We are so back.
Republicans: we gotta protect our children from the transgenders!
Also republicans: anyways, so this pedophile will be our new AG
Also republicans: anyways, so this pedophile will be our new AG
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Republicans: we gotta protect our children from the transgenders!
Also republicans: anyways, so this pedophile will be our new AG
Also republicans: anyways, so this pedophile will be our new AG
Every time Trump picks a new cabinet member, it’s always just one of The Big 5 villains from Yu-Gi-Oh
November 13, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Every time Trump picks a new cabinet member, it’s always just one of The Big 5 villains from Yu-Gi-Oh
Bacon bits are really just bacon flavored sprinkles
November 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Bacon bits are really just bacon flavored sprinkles
I don’t even know what’s up. I don’t really post on Twitter/X, but at least my algorithm showed me stuff the I was interested in. Ever since Trump won, it’s just full on bigotry. A conservative circle jerk that really just makes that place not appealing at all…
November 10, 2024 at 5:56 AM
I don’t even know what’s up. I don’t really post on Twitter/X, but at least my algorithm showed me stuff the I was interested in. Ever since Trump won, it’s just full on bigotry. A conservative circle jerk that really just makes that place not appealing at all…
And for my next trick, I’ll get through my 12 hour shift on just a monster energy drink and a sleeve of ritz crackers
November 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
And for my next trick, I’ll get through my 12 hour shift on just a monster energy drink and a sleeve of ritz crackers
Today we rest.
Tomorrow we get back to work.
Tomorrow we get back to work.
November 6, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Today we rest.
Tomorrow we get back to work.
Tomorrow we get back to work.
Where them lobotomies at?
December 13, 2023 at 8:41 AM
Where them lobotomies at?