Col5
@col5.bsky.social
A semi professional biscuit eater living out a life in London (The British one).
Absolutely disgraceful scenes during the budget. Adults acting like children representing the country. Shameful.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Absolutely disgraceful scenes during the budget. Adults acting like children representing the country. Shameful.
How many £billion’s have been spent on a Trainline that shaves about 25 mins off your journey, yet try and work on the damned thing - no chance!!
Wasted opportunity, resources and not enough public consultation to understand what people really want… a steady connection, to send a bloody email! #HS2
Wasted opportunity, resources and not enough public consultation to understand what people really want… a steady connection, to send a bloody email! #HS2
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
How many £billion’s have been spent on a Trainline that shaves about 25 mins off your journey, yet try and work on the damned thing - no chance!!
Wasted opportunity, resources and not enough public consultation to understand what people really want… a steady connection, to send a bloody email! #HS2
Wasted opportunity, resources and not enough public consultation to understand what people really want… a steady connection, to send a bloody email! #HS2
I sat in a room with no TV on, no music playing, just - silence. I don’t think I’ve ever done this. I’m not sure I ever will again!
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I sat in a room with no TV on, no music playing, just - silence. I don’t think I’ve ever done this. I’m not sure I ever will again!
Today I had a #FlexibleCystoscopy. Gentleman, I hope this is a phrase / procedure you never hear of again. 😳 #Cystoscopy
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Today I had a #FlexibleCystoscopy. Gentleman, I hope this is a phrase / procedure you never hear of again. 😳 #Cystoscopy
Starting to feel festive. Not giving a single flip that it's mid November. I'm embracing it (although not going full force, yet!). Thanks to #KylieMinogue for pressing the big red button! #Battersea #BatterseaPowerStation
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Starting to feel festive. Not giving a single flip that it's mid November. I'm embracing it (although not going full force, yet!). Thanks to #KylieMinogue for pressing the big red button! #Battersea #BatterseaPowerStation
If the @bbc has acknowledge the ‘mistake’ then legal proceedings should take place against all those involved. It’s a publicly funded service & deliberately misleading the public should be deemed a crime.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If the @bbc has acknowledge the ‘mistake’ then legal proceedings should take place against all those involved. It’s a publicly funded service & deliberately misleading the public should be deemed a crime.
The BBC are to apologise for ‘mistakes’ made in the Panorama piece re Trump’s speech. How is doctoring a speech a mistake?! You did what you intended to do!? As a Brit, and one who’s typically believed what said in our TV media to be true, I’m appalled and left unknowing who now to ever believe!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The BBC are to apologise for ‘mistakes’ made in the Panorama piece re Trump’s speech. How is doctoring a speech a mistake?! You did what you intended to do!? As a Brit, and one who’s typically believed what said in our TV media to be true, I’m appalled and left unknowing who now to ever believe!!
My dog is regal as fuck. But he’s a prick. A proper thief in fact. Loves a slipper. Sees a slipper. Steals a slipper. Dick.
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My dog is regal as fuck. But he’s a prick. A proper thief in fact. Loves a slipper. Sees a slipper. Steals a slipper. Dick.
I’m at an age where I appreciate a good tip run and a well stocked garden shed
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I’m at an age where I appreciate a good tip run and a well stocked garden shed
Do you ever look back at pictures of days gone by and think.. fuck. I peaked. Like, 10 years ago!!
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Do you ever look back at pictures of days gone by and think.. fuck. I peaked. Like, 10 years ago!!
Haven’t seen any coverage of #therydercup but have read the fans are being a little, disrespectful? Not the first time though, is it?! #TeamEurope
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Haven’t seen any coverage of #therydercup but have read the fans are being a little, disrespectful? Not the first time though, is it?! #TeamEurope
For all that’s efficient about the Germans, Berlin Airport is not. Not at all.
September 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
For all that’s efficient about the Germans, Berlin Airport is not. Not at all.
Berlin. It's a great City with way too much graffiti. It seems one of the prerequisites of using the toilet / restroom is that you write/paint something in there during your visit.
In other news, this place was pretty lovely.
In other news, this place was pretty lovely.
September 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Berlin. It's a great City with way too much graffiti. It seems one of the prerequisites of using the toilet / restroom is that you write/paint something in there during your visit.
In other news, this place was pretty lovely.
In other news, this place was pretty lovely.
I’m travelling to Berlin for the weekend. Mild anxiety as I realise I’ve forgotten my wallet (all cards in Apple pay so, should be ok!?). On the flight, the realisation of how much travellers annoy me who bring 2 bags onto the flight is real. They’re not doing anything wrong, but fuck me!
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I’m travelling to Berlin for the weekend. Mild anxiety as I realise I’ve forgotten my wallet (all cards in Apple pay so, should be ok!?). On the flight, the realisation of how much travellers annoy me who bring 2 bags onto the flight is real. They’re not doing anything wrong, but fuck me!
First time in a Tesla today. What a crock of shit. The build quality is poor, the seat position in the back, really shallow.. battery / distance / technology is fabulous but… wow.
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
First time in a Tesla today. What a crock of shit. The build quality is poor, the seat position in the back, really shallow.. battery / distance / technology is fabulous but… wow.
If I could delete my @Disney+ account, I would. Yearly subscription has scuppered me! #freespeech
September 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If I could delete my @Disney+ account, I would. Yearly subscription has scuppered me! #freespeech
It’s Saturday 13th September and I’ve just seen the first #Christmas advert on TV. What. The. Actual. Fuck?! (Refusing to name them and give more advertising - pricks!)
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s Saturday 13th September and I’ve just seen the first #Christmas advert on TV. What. The. Actual. Fuck?! (Refusing to name them and give more advertising - pricks!)
Fuck me. This world. Are we all doomed?! We’re doomed, aren’t we?! Shit. If it’s not the weather that’ll get us, it’ll be the bombs or the cyber stuff, or the cancer, but… regardless, don’t make plans.
September 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Fuck me. This world. Are we all doomed?! We’re doomed, aren’t we?! Shit. If it’s not the weather that’ll get us, it’ll be the bombs or the cyber stuff, or the cancer, but… regardless, don’t make plans.
Do people still touch pregnant women’s tummy’s without first seeking permission? That was a thing at some point - I’m sure of it.
September 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Do people still touch pregnant women’s tummy’s without first seeking permission? That was a thing at some point - I’m sure of it.
The plastic bag charge. I get it. I think it should be more. An amount that would actually make you think ‘I’d rather balance these items like that of a circus entertainer than pay £X for a bag’ but.. charging for paper bags now too? That’s just naughty.
August 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The plastic bag charge. I get it. I think it should be more. An amount that would actually make you think ‘I’d rather balance these items like that of a circus entertainer than pay £X for a bag’ but.. charging for paper bags now too? That’s just naughty.
A night out in #Brighton has been concluded. Ahh. Brighton. You beautiful beast. A note to self for future endeavours… don’t go the weekend following a bank holiday. Absolutely dead!
August 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
A night out in #Brighton has been concluded. Ahh. Brighton. You beautiful beast. A note to self for future endeavours… don’t go the weekend following a bank holiday. Absolutely dead!
I’m very new into my #Invisalign journey and, I think this I’m demonstrating this as I sip on my coffee at the airport. I forgot the bloody case!! New to wearing glasses too - I can’t be expected to remember everything, surely?!
August 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I’m very new into my #Invisalign journey and, I think this I’m demonstrating this as I sip on my coffee at the airport. I forgot the bloody case!! New to wearing glasses too - I can’t be expected to remember everything, surely?!
Super nervous for #TommyFleetwood as he approaches the 18th, 3 shots up on Cantlay. So often the bridesmaid. Come on TOMMY!!!
August 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Super nervous for #TommyFleetwood as he approaches the 18th, 3 shots up on Cantlay. So often the bridesmaid. Come on TOMMY!!!
Braces fitted today. #invisalign for those interested. I’m old. Too old to be sodding around with my teeth to be honest but they’re on. They’re a little uncomfortable but the journey has begun. What next - hair plugs?!
August 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Braces fitted today. #invisalign for those interested. I’m old. Too old to be sodding around with my teeth to be honest but they’re on. They’re a little uncomfortable but the journey has begun. What next - hair plugs?!
I’m in #Yorkshire. For those of you outside of the #UK, that means, I’m pretty much slap bang in the middle of the land mass. It’s green. It’s quiet. It’s quaint. It ain’t London.
August 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m in #Yorkshire. For those of you outside of the #UK, that means, I’m pretty much slap bang in the middle of the land mass. It’s green. It’s quiet. It’s quaint. It ain’t London.