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Sparkstember Day 30: Do Things Your Own Way…
#sparks #sparkstember #sparkstember2025 #sparkslets #kandi
SPARKSLETS! Sparkstember 2025 comes to an end. Hopefully we all see each other next year. Right now the world’s a scary place. (((Hugs))) I love you all.
September 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Sparkstember Day 29: MAD!
#Sparks #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkstember #Sparkslets #Kandi
Sparkslets! Release The Epstein Files!
September 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Sparkstember Day: 28 The Girl Is Crying In Her Latte #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #kandi
The Girl Is Crying In Her Sparkslets Nepo Baby Thing & Ms. Thing take couples sort of walk
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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26/9/2025 Sparks @ Revolution Hall Ron & Russell Mael and Eli Pearl 30 secs of “Academy Award Performance”
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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2025!!!!!!!! I am an idiot!!!!
Facepalm
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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26/9/2025 Sparks show @ Revolution Hall - The Ron Dance
September 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Sparks show 26/9/2024 Portland Oregon @ Revolution Hall. Eli Pearl during “Music You Can Dance To”
September 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Sparkstember Day 27: Sparks Cinematic Universe #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Sparkslets Cinematic Universe Ms Thang Academy Award Z performing
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Waiting….waiting…waiting
Sparks set up at Revolution Hall
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Sparkstember Day 26: A Steady Drip, Drip, Drip
#Sparks #Sparkstember
#Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
A Sparkslets Drip, Drip, Drip Supermodels of the Redwood forest - Ms. Thang & Nepo Baby Thing
September 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Sparkstember Day 25: Hippopotamus #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
There’s Sparkslets and a Hippopotamus in my pool. Hangry Hangry Hippo vs. Nepo Baby Thing & Ms. Thang.
September 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Sparkstember Day 24.5: Christmas Without A Prayer #Sparks #Sparkstember
#Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #kandi #uglysweaters
Ho ho ho! Sparklets Greetings
September 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Sparkstember Day 23: Two Hands, One Mouth
#sparks #sparkstember #sparkstember2025
#sparkslets #kandi
Two Sparkslets, One Sparkslet Nepo Baby Thing judges Coffee Pirate
September 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Sparkstember Day 23 is suppose to be Two Hands One Mouth….I messed up. 🤦 I feel like an idiot 🤡, but it’s funny. 🤷‍♂️ #sparks #sparkstember2025 #everybody’sstupid #screwedup
Coffee Pirate fucks up (again) I know it really doesn’t matter. It’s funny though. I do feel stupid and really dumb, though.
September 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Sparkstember Day 23: FFS
#sparks #sparkstember #sparkstember2025 #sparkslets #kandi
FFS- Fabulously Fashionable Sparkslets Nepo Baby Thing and Ms Thang are sitting on the dock of the bay…
September 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Sparkstember Day 22: The Seduction Of Ingmar Bergman #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #kandi
The Sparkslets Of Ingmar Bergman Nepo Baby Thing goes to Ikea Heights
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Sparkstember Day 21: Exotic Creatures Of The Deep
#Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Exotic Sparkslets Of The Deep Nepo Baby Thing is always in the way.
September 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Sparkstember Day 20: Hello Young Lovers #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Hello Young Sparkslets Ms Swamp Thang lost in the marshes
September 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Sparkstember Day 19: Lil’ Beethoven
#Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Lil’ Sparkslets Nepo Things model Sparkslets and albino redwood branches
September 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Sparkstember Day: 18 Balls #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Sparkle My Balls 🪩 Ms Thang sashes away into the ghost trees of the redwood forest
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Sparkstember Day 17: Plagiarism #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Plagiarism Sparkslets version! Nepo Baby Thing lost in the woods while wearing Plagiarism inspired Kandi.
September 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Sparkstember Day 16: Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins #Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Gratuitous Sparklets & Senseless Violins Nepo Baby Thing splendor in the grass
September 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Sparkstember Day 15: Interior Design

#Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslets #Kandi
Interior Sparkslets Design Ms Thang is the toughest girl in town
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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If you need this in meme form:
September 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Sparkstember Day 14: Music That You Can Dance To

#Sparks #Sparkstember #Sparkstember2025 #Sparkslet #Kandi #NoDistractionsEpsteinFilesNow
Sparkslets That You Can Dance To
September 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM