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any/all bunch of stuff going on
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Wikipedia... IS THE SUMMARY. THAT'S WHAT AN ENCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLE IS. A SUMMARY.
June 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
May 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Folks in the EU, I highly recommend lending your signature to this! Game preservation needs it!
Hey SKG supporters!
We need YOUR help, we have until the 31st July to reach 1 Million signatures in the European Citizens Initiative
All countries in light blue are below the threshold, every vote counts!

Sign here:
www.stopkillinggames.com/eci
June 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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this happened on wheel of fortune tonight
June 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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In MGMT's song "Kids," one of the lines is
"You pick the insects off plants, no time to think of consequences." Now, the rhyme scheme should rhyme "plants" with "consequences." This is why this whole afternoon I just keep singing "no time to think of conseQUANTSes"
June 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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why shouldn't you rank andrew cuomo on the ballot? because he's "rank" already – his corruption stinks to high heaven! i'm sorry if i have offended anyone
June 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Department of Getting Ejected. is this anything
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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i think george lucas might have been reading lord of the rings when he made the first star wars films. because obviously “frodo” rhymes with “yodo.” and like frodo, yodo was a short little hero who carried a mystical glowing sword. kind of a cool tip of the cap from lucas there
May 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I give through the Zakat Foundation, who I learned about from Sami Zayn. Giving can feel so futile in a world governed by evil men, but that makes it more imperative to do what we can.
May 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Hilarious that this is the URL preview card for resigning from The Labour Party.
May 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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Fourteen Thousand.

The long campaign to dehumanize Palestinians is, fundamentally, about this. To provide cover for the annihilation of a people and their culture, from the youngest to the oldest, to shrugs from the most powerful nations in the world.
May 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Another friend was falling under the spell of fascist YouTubers - the only thing that broke that spell was showing him how much his rants were hurting the people who he loved and trusted. He was lonely, isolated, hooked on YouTube. What brought him back wasn't clever debate, it was human company.
We lost one friend in Berlin to far-right radicalisation, despite great patience. Very, very smart guy in his chosen area, totally lacking in social or political curiosity outside it. His world-leading expertise in one narrow field made him discount anything we had to say about race or sexuality.
Part of this dynamic is the way algos make people feel like they’re thinking for themselves and being independent-minded, all while they are being played for fools, their minds hijacked by behaviour-altering parasites
May 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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CECOT is a concentration camp, let's get that out of the way right now.
May 20, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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yo I'm sorry to put a Trump tweet on yr timeline, generally speaking this is to be avoided, but a guy who absolutely would not spot you the cost of a cup of coffee telling big companies to eat the losses he dealt them and throwing "as is said" into the line to frame it as normal, that's the vintage
The pivot to blaming companies for the obvious consequence of your tariffs has begun
May 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I need someboy who's better at keeping a straight face than me to make it their mission to start selling Naomi Wolf dumb ideas. she will buy them if you get the angle right. get her to say cupcakes make you sterile or that dogs invented chess. fortune favors the brave, you guys
the venn diagram between antivaxxers and people who think the sky is wrong, somehow
May 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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oh woooooow
Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧
May 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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SHIVERS - COME MORNING, I CARRY INDUSTRIAL DUST AND LET IT SETTLE ON TREE LEAVES. I SHAKE THE DUST FROM THOSE LEAVES AND ONTO YOUR COAT.
May 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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This makes me feel sorry for the alien crew in the spacecraft observing earth that’s trying to decide if they should give humans the cure for cancer or turn earth into a hot lil pebble
The interview comes on the heels of intensified scrutiny of Ms. Rachel, who has been accused of antisemitism by some online critics who take issue with her posts about Palestinian children.
Ms. Rachel doubles down support for children in Gaza
“It’s sad that people try to make it controversial when you speak out for children that are facing immeasurable suffering,” the YouTube educator said in a recent interview with Zeteo.
nbcnews.to
May 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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A reminder of what we're losing here
May 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This makes for incredibly poignant visits to pizza and pierogi joints fifty years down the line. Old faded 8x10 from three papacies ago by the cash register. Little shrines
I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I love how every HBO show promises "a peek behind the scenes" after the credits and then it's 4 minutes of the showrunners and actors describing the plot of the episode you just watched
May 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
At my grandma's house for less than ten minutes and found a signed Garfield comic in a corner
May 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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When somebody whose immunocompromised child couldn’t get a booster is driven to act out their rage after that child comes to harm, I don’t wanna hear even one “not like this.” These people are enacting murder as public health policy. They are making their own beds.
as @beyerstein.bsky.social’s quote here notes, “be nice to antivaxxers” has not worked.
May 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM