coffeeandblades, DO
@coffeeandblades.bsky.social
Christian, general surgeon, chocolate milk aficionado. Will run for medals but not for health reasons. I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I’m doing it really well. #ilooklikeasurgeon #lovelikeJesus #HCWvsHunger
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My favorite thing about being a homeowner is that I can replace the sink faucet whenever I want.
My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.
My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.
I just tried camel milk on hump day so I’m pretty much living the dream right now.
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I just tried camel milk on hump day so I’m pretty much living the dream right now.
Trump: we should annex Canada and Mexico and Greenland and do some things with Panama and let’s rename the Gulf of Mexico
Americans: he and Musk are absolutely not the even close to the anti-Christ!
Americans: he and Musk are absolutely not the even close to the anti-Christ!
January 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Trump: we should annex Canada and Mexico and Greenland and do some things with Panama and let’s rename the Gulf of Mexico
Americans: he and Musk are absolutely not the even close to the anti-Christ!
Americans: he and Musk are absolutely not the even close to the anti-Christ!
Ah yes, Trump, the man with the concept of a plan
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ah yes, Trump, the man with the concept of a plan
Newsmax: Trump still fighting for Ashli Babbit, the terrorist who died while invading our nation’s capitol on Insurrection Day.
(The parents have this on and I’m but a visitor in their home)
(The parents have this on and I’m but a visitor in their home)
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Newsmax: Trump still fighting for Ashli Babbit, the terrorist who died while invading our nation’s capitol on Insurrection Day.
(The parents have this on and I’m but a visitor in their home)
(The parents have this on and I’m but a visitor in their home)
Me: I haven’t worked out in a while, I should get on the stairmaster now that the holidays are over
Also me: has never been on a stairmaster
Also also me: ded after 20 min
Also me: has never been on a stairmaster
Also also me: ded after 20 min
January 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me: I haven’t worked out in a while, I should get on the stairmaster now that the holidays are over
Also me: has never been on a stairmaster
Also also me: ded after 20 min
Also me: has never been on a stairmaster
Also also me: ded after 20 min
Family is fun because I’m the dirty hippy liberal who believes in science and evidence based healthcare and they’re the American patriotic naturopathic people who are right.
January 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Family is fun because I’m the dirty hippy liberal who believes in science and evidence based healthcare and they’re the American patriotic naturopathic people who are right.
My fam bam is crazy because they don’t believe in vaccines but they call me (a DO) every time something is weird. Anyways, I’m about make sure my little brother isn’t having a stroke.
January 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
My fam bam is crazy because they don’t believe in vaccines but they call me (a DO) every time something is weird. Anyways, I’m about make sure my little brother isn’t having a stroke.
Amazing how the right is angry about the Covid vaccine but then states how effective it was. What is life. #covertyiscrazy
January 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Amazing how the right is angry about the Covid vaccine but then states how effective it was. What is life. #covertyiscrazy
As a person with minimal to no interest in football, I am delighted with how the Ohio State vs Oregon game turned out.
January 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
As a person with minimal to no interest in football, I am delighted with how the Ohio State vs Oregon game turned out.
There is a Minecraft movie coming out. The preview has a child saying “I yearn for the mines.” Meme culture is wild.
December 29, 2024 at 9:40 PM
There is a Minecraft movie coming out. The preview has a child saying “I yearn for the mines.” Meme culture is wild.
The only problem with flying across the ocean to the mainland to the other side of the mainland is that now I’m supposed to sleep on this flight but IT IS STILL SO EARLY WHERE MY CATS LIVE.
December 27, 2024 at 7:10 AM
The only problem with flying across the ocean to the mainland to the other side of the mainland is that now I’m supposed to sleep on this flight but IT IS STILL SO EARLY WHERE MY CATS LIVE.
Sat with my friends poolside at a resort all day, 10/10 recommend for Christmas. (Don’t get angry, we tipped well.)
Also, fun fact, I was at the wrong resort for the first hour and they just let me claim three cabanas like I was supposed to be there. Absolutely wild.
Happy Holidays!!
Also, fun fact, I was at the wrong resort for the first hour and they just let me claim three cabanas like I was supposed to be there. Absolutely wild.
Happy Holidays!!
December 26, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Sat with my friends poolside at a resort all day, 10/10 recommend for Christmas. (Don’t get angry, we tipped well.)
Also, fun fact, I was at the wrong resort for the first hour and they just let me claim three cabanas like I was supposed to be there. Absolutely wild.
Happy Holidays!!
Also, fun fact, I was at the wrong resort for the first hour and they just let me claim three cabanas like I was supposed to be there. Absolutely wild.
Happy Holidays!!
Rare candid of the chef preparing Christmas biscuits, circa 2024
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Rare candid of the chef preparing Christmas biscuits, circa 2024
I would have been successful if the mount hadn’t been corroded together! Once someone with a pipe cutter cut it out, the new one went in in a jiffy! Shoutout to @cscla.bsky.social for the curbside consult!
My toxic trait is thinking I can replace my sink faucet at 10 pm on Christmas eve’s eve because I watched a YouTube video on it.
December 25, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I would have been successful if the mount hadn’t been corroded together! Once someone with a pipe cutter cut it out, the new one went in in a jiffy! Shoutout to @cscla.bsky.social for the curbside consult!
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 24, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
“Heed not the rebels who scream revolution, they have not your interest at heart. Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution, don’t let them lead you astray”
Some dude who didn’t believe we should fight for our freedom (in 1775)
Some dude who didn’t believe we should fight for our freedom (in 1775)
December 24, 2024 at 10:13 AM
“Heed not the rebels who scream revolution, they have not your interest at heart. Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution, don’t let them lead you astray”
Some dude who didn’t believe we should fight for our freedom (in 1775)
Some dude who didn’t believe we should fight for our freedom (in 1775)
My favorite thing about being a homeowner is that I can replace the sink faucet whenever I want.
My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.
My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.
December 24, 2024 at 9:30 AM
My favorite thing about being a homeowner is that I can replace the sink faucet whenever I want.
My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.
My least favorite thing about being a homeowner is I’m responsible for replacing the sink faucet.
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Awful medic Xmas joke just sent to me by a friend
Why are there no fairies in pharmacy?
Because they have Apixaban
Why are there no fairies in pharmacy?
Because they have Apixaban
December 23, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Awful medic Xmas joke just sent to me by a friend
Why are there no fairies in pharmacy?
Because they have Apixaban
Why are there no fairies in pharmacy?
Because they have Apixaban
My toxic trait is thinking I can replace my sink faucet at 10 pm on Christmas eve’s eve because I watched a YouTube video on it.
December 24, 2024 at 7:55 AM
My toxic trait is thinking I can replace my sink faucet at 10 pm on Christmas eve’s eve because I watched a YouTube video on it.
Beards, definitely more important than continued coverage of all of the other insanity going on in America. Thanks NYT.*
*I do not subscribe, I merely get the emails
*I do not subscribe, I merely get the emails
December 23, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Beards, definitely more important than continued coverage of all of the other insanity going on in America. Thanks NYT.*
*I do not subscribe, I merely get the emails
*I do not subscribe, I merely get the emails
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If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.
At the white elephant gift exchange
My friend, the yoga teacher: oh yes! This is a gift card for six free yoga lessons!
Me, the surgeon: ahhhh you got my BOGO gallbladder gift card, perfect for the person with a duplicate biliary system!
Everyone else:
My friend, the yoga teacher: oh yes! This is a gift card for six free yoga lessons!
Me, the surgeon: ahhhh you got my BOGO gallbladder gift card, perfect for the person with a duplicate biliary system!
Everyone else:
a man in a white shirt is standing next to a woman
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing next to a woman
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 AM
At the white elephant gift exchange
My friend, the yoga teacher: oh yes! This is a gift card for six free yoga lessons!
Me, the surgeon: ahhhh you got my BOGO gallbladder gift card, perfect for the person with a duplicate biliary system!
Everyone else:
My friend, the yoga teacher: oh yes! This is a gift card for six free yoga lessons!
Me, the surgeon: ahhhh you got my BOGO gallbladder gift card, perfect for the person with a duplicate biliary system!
Everyone else:
Throwback to the time I got a driver’s badge but then became an officer and oFficErs cAn’T WeAr baDgeS
December 21, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Throwback to the time I got a driver’s badge but then became an officer and oFficErs cAn’T WeAr baDgeS
The evolution of me in undergrad vs me in med school vs me in residency
December 21, 2024 at 3:40 AM
The evolution of me in undergrad vs me in med school vs me in residency
My favorite thing about politicians fighting over the defense budget is that we do this every single year. It’s like no one in DC knows that October comes annually.
All Soldiers have experienced government shutdowns…some long, some short, but all painful.
Usually caused by politicians who can’t get get priorities straight, this time the pain to those who wear uniforms & live paycheck-to-paycheck is mostly caused by the world’s richest man.
Unforgivable.
Usually caused by politicians who can’t get get priorities straight, this time the pain to those who wear uniforms & live paycheck-to-paycheck is mostly caused by the world’s richest man.
Unforgivable.
December 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
My favorite thing about politicians fighting over the defense budget is that we do this every single year. It’s like no one in DC knows that October comes annually.