keyair
@coeur.bsky.social
brushing my teeth for 30 minutes before a dentist's appointment like i'm cramming for a test
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
brushing my teeth for 30 minutes before a dentist's appointment like i'm cramming for a test
Subway sandwiches used to be five dollars for a foot-long. Now a six-inch is $120 and they punch you in the mouth too!
December 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Subway sandwiches used to be five dollars for a foot-long. Now a six-inch is $120 and they punch you in the mouth too!
Isn’t laufey that dude from one piece
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Isn’t laufey that dude from one piece
Me except having the first 8 bars of my WIP music tracks looping endlessly
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Me except having the first 8 bars of my WIP music tracks looping endlessly
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Mountain Dew Blahaj Blast
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Mountain Dew Blahaj Blast
My most authoritarian belief is that bicyclists who bike at speed on the sidewalk should be put in reeducation camps
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My most authoritarian belief is that bicyclists who bike at speed on the sidewalk should be put in reeducation camps
Bus driver kicked me off the bus because he “had a dorcter’s appoinrment,” he left me by the side of the road and drove straight into the fens
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bus driver kicked me off the bus because he “had a dorcter’s appoinrment,” he left me by the side of the road and drove straight into the fens
Cover band of The Cardigans called the Sex Cardigans and their hit parody song, Fuckfool
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Cover band of The Cardigans called the Sex Cardigans and their hit parody song, Fuckfool
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
@lilalienz4ever.bsky.social check out this little guy
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@lilalienz4ever.bsky.social check out this little guy
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when people say friendslop they mean the game de-emphasises itself to facilitate better functioning as social space. which ironically usually means having way less slop (progression systems and live service bullshit)
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
when people say friendslop they mean the game de-emphasises itself to facilitate better functioning as social space. which ironically usually means having way less slop (progression systems and live service bullshit)
“Im here for a good time, not a long time” I say, gazing at the 880 calorie 7 eleven cheesecake
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Im here for a good time, not a long time” I say, gazing at the 880 calorie 7 eleven cheesecake
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we must abolish ICE
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
we must abolish ICE
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wtf is wrong with my yt algo
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
wtf is wrong with my yt algo
hell yeah i love Case of the Golden Idol
got my hands on the first page of the newly released Epstein files. lots to dig into here.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
hell yeah i love Case of the Golden Idol
If we’re sitting next to each other on a crowded bus and an empty bench opens up and you don’t immediately move over to it I’m going to assume you want to kiss me on the mouth
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If we’re sitting next to each other on a crowded bus and an empty bench opens up and you don’t immediately move over to it I’m going to assume you want to kiss me on the mouth
made a raid emote for a vtuber, i kinda cooked
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
made a raid emote for a vtuber, i kinda cooked
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
(his thing is he's a plague doctor and his subs are plague rats)
*Stephin Merritt voice* The Book of Bones is long and bony...
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
*Stephin Merritt voice* The Book of Bones is long and bony...
I inherited my 32-year-old brain from some jackass in his 20s who didn’t know what to do with it
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I inherited my 32-year-old brain from some jackass in his 20s who didn’t know what to do with it
Fairly sure the Vietnamese coffee I just bought is just hersheys chocolate milk.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fairly sure the Vietnamese coffee I just bought is just hersheys chocolate milk.
who wants drinks, i'm paying
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
who wants drinks, i'm paying
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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