Liz
@codex53.bsky.social
Taco Bell’s biggest nightmare. Politics and true crime are my biggest passions, but it’s a shame that they seem to mesh into one lately.
First reporter who speaks up next time Donald Trump speaks about the ‘Golden Dome’ and asks if he’s referring to the ‘TACO Shell’ will win all of Americas respect and love. Just saying. 😂
May 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
First reporter who speaks up next time Donald Trump speaks about the ‘Golden Dome’ and asks if he’s referring to the ‘TACO Shell’ will win all of Americas respect and love. Just saying. 😂
Last I checked (actual polls), his approval rating is currently at 41%.
It’s dangerous that he surrounds himself with people who won’t tell him the truth. And give him photoshopped items.
When the people around him lie to him like this, no changes to actually help America and Americans are made.
It’s dangerous that he surrounds himself with people who won’t tell him the truth. And give him photoshopped items.
When the people around him lie to him like this, no changes to actually help America and Americans are made.
May 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Last I checked (actual polls), his approval rating is currently at 41%.
It’s dangerous that he surrounds himself with people who won’t tell him the truth. And give him photoshopped items.
When the people around him lie to him like this, no changes to actually help America and Americans are made.
It’s dangerous that he surrounds himself with people who won’t tell him the truth. And give him photoshopped items.
When the people around him lie to him like this, no changes to actually help America and Americans are made.
We got married! My wife looked phenomenal in her beautiful dress, and I already called ‘no takes backsies!’ So, where in it to the finish line, and my ghost will bother her after, as well, I’m certain. 😂🏳️🌈💙
May 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
We got married! My wife looked phenomenal in her beautiful dress, and I already called ‘no takes backsies!’ So, where in it to the finish line, and my ghost will bother her after, as well, I’m certain. 😂🏳️🌈💙
Ermahgerd, I’m getting married tomorrow!!
Republicans, no matter what you try and take away from my wife and I, you’ll never be able to take away the love we feel for one another and the joy and happiness our friends and family have for us! So, we raise our glasses to LOVE!!
Republicans, no matter what you try and take away from my wife and I, you’ll never be able to take away the love we feel for one another and the joy and happiness our friends and family have for us! So, we raise our glasses to LOVE!!
May 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ermahgerd, I’m getting married tomorrow!!
Republicans, no matter what you try and take away from my wife and I, you’ll never be able to take away the love we feel for one another and the joy and happiness our friends and family have for us! So, we raise our glasses to LOVE!!
Republicans, no matter what you try and take away from my wife and I, you’ll never be able to take away the love we feel for one another and the joy and happiness our friends and family have for us! So, we raise our glasses to LOVE!!
Less than 48 hours until the wedding and sitting down to write my vows. Okay *cracks knuckles*… don’t over write, don’t underwrite… what does one write?! Ahhhh!!!
May 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Less than 48 hours until the wedding and sitting down to write my vows. Okay *cracks knuckles*… don’t over write, don’t underwrite… what does one write?! Ahhhh!!!
So proud of Canada tonight!
They did what we couldn’t. Way to go, Canada!!! 🇨🇦🍁
They did what we couldn’t. Way to go, Canada!!! 🇨🇦🍁
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
So proud of Canada tonight!
They did what we couldn’t. Way to go, Canada!!! 🇨🇦🍁
They did what we couldn’t. Way to go, Canada!!! 🇨🇦🍁
I have 5 days and 2 hours to write my vows.
As a stand up comedian, I’m use to writing a show last minute. So, that parts fine.
But, I know how to write jokes.
As a former journalist, I also know how to write newspaper stories.
But… How does one write vows without jokes or questions?!?
As a stand up comedian, I’m use to writing a show last minute. So, that parts fine.
But, I know how to write jokes.
As a former journalist, I also know how to write newspaper stories.
But… How does one write vows without jokes or questions?!?
April 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have 5 days and 2 hours to write my vows.
As a stand up comedian, I’m use to writing a show last minute. So, that parts fine.
But, I know how to write jokes.
As a former journalist, I also know how to write newspaper stories.
But… How does one write vows without jokes or questions?!?
As a stand up comedian, I’m use to writing a show last minute. So, that parts fine.
But, I know how to write jokes.
As a former journalist, I also know how to write newspaper stories.
But… How does one write vows without jokes or questions?!?
Check out my interview and highlight of Michigan Senator, Mallory McMorrow and her vision for Michigan. Definitely a must read if you’re a Michigan voter!
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
Mallory McMorrow for a better tomorrow
While there’s certainly been a lot to cover over the last week, today’s post is going to be a little bit different…
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April 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Check out my interview and highlight of Michigan Senator, Mallory McMorrow and her vision for Michigan. Definitely a must read if you’re a Michigan voter!
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
First we let JD Vance near America.
Then we let him near the Ohio State trophy.
Then we let him near the Vatican.
Stop letting the man near people, places, and things, please!
Then we let him near the Ohio State trophy.
Then we let him near the Vatican.
Stop letting the man near people, places, and things, please!
April 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
First we let JD Vance near America.
Then we let him near the Ohio State trophy.
Then we let him near the Vatican.
Stop letting the man near people, places, and things, please!
Then we let him near the Ohio State trophy.
Then we let him near the Vatican.
Stop letting the man near people, places, and things, please!
If autism is as bad as RFK Jr says it is, can we all agree that Elon Musk shouldn’t be in charge of any department or have access to our information?
Since it was ‘autism’ that made him give the n@zi salute?
Heres the truth: Autism isnt bad. And Elon Musk doesnt have it, he’s just an actual n@zi.
Since it was ‘autism’ that made him give the n@zi salute?
Heres the truth: Autism isnt bad. And Elon Musk doesnt have it, he’s just an actual n@zi.
April 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If autism is as bad as RFK Jr says it is, can we all agree that Elon Musk shouldn’t be in charge of any department or have access to our information?
Since it was ‘autism’ that made him give the n@zi salute?
Heres the truth: Autism isnt bad. And Elon Musk doesnt have it, he’s just an actual n@zi.
Since it was ‘autism’ that made him give the n@zi salute?
Heres the truth: Autism isnt bad. And Elon Musk doesnt have it, he’s just an actual n@zi.
I know this is all new territory for us and for America.
Sure, we’ve seen the documentaries and read about what happened in Germany.
But to us, this is new.
The only advice I have to give right now is… Keep living.
Even to just spite the right, keep living.
We need you. We love you. Live.
Sure, we’ve seen the documentaries and read about what happened in Germany.
But to us, this is new.
The only advice I have to give right now is… Keep living.
Even to just spite the right, keep living.
We need you. We love you. Live.
April 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I know this is all new territory for us and for America.
Sure, we’ve seen the documentaries and read about what happened in Germany.
But to us, this is new.
The only advice I have to give right now is… Keep living.
Even to just spite the right, keep living.
We need you. We love you. Live.
Sure, we’ve seen the documentaries and read about what happened in Germany.
But to us, this is new.
The only advice I have to give right now is… Keep living.
Even to just spite the right, keep living.
We need you. We love you. Live.
My governor plays Stardew Valley. Damn, Gretchen Whitmer truly is the coolest governor the mitten has ever had, and I will die on that hill!
April 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My governor plays Stardew Valley. Damn, Gretchen Whitmer truly is the coolest governor the mitten has ever had, and I will die on that hill!
Here’s my latest substack, if you find yourself wanting some reading material.
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
Keep Talking
I want to start this post out with immediately telling you the story of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, the father from Maryland who was deported illegally.
open.substack.com
April 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Here’s my latest substack, if you find yourself wanting some reading material.
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
open.substack.com/pub/gettingp...
25:05
Where do we begin?
substack.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We have a new record! We are so proud of you, Cory Booker!!!
I would’ve posted sooner, but I had literal tears!!
I would’ve posted sooner, but I had literal tears!!
April 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We have a new record! We are so proud of you, Cory Booker!!!
I would’ve posted sooner, but I had literal tears!!
I would’ve posted sooner, but I had literal tears!!
Shots have been poured and ready to go in 4 minutes. We cheers in gratitude to Senator Cory Booker!!
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shots have been poured and ready to go in 4 minutes. We cheers in gratitude to Senator Cory Booker!!
Corey Booker is channeling that power. The world is proud of him. Here and gone.
April 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Corey Booker is channeling that power. The world is proud of him. Here and gone.
Tim Kaine on the floor talking about state motto’s…
“Michigan has the best slogan. In Latin, it means, ‘if you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you.’ Well, I wasn’t looking for a peninsula, but I’m glad it’s pleasant. I’d rather it be that than not.”
😂🤣
“Michigan has the best slogan. In Latin, it means, ‘if you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you.’ Well, I wasn’t looking for a peninsula, but I’m glad it’s pleasant. I’d rather it be that than not.”
😂🤣
April 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Tim Kaine on the floor talking about state motto’s…
“Michigan has the best slogan. In Latin, it means, ‘if you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you.’ Well, I wasn’t looking for a peninsula, but I’m glad it’s pleasant. I’d rather it be that than not.”
😂🤣
“Michigan has the best slogan. In Latin, it means, ‘if you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you.’ Well, I wasn’t looking for a peninsula, but I’m glad it’s pleasant. I’d rather it be that than not.”
😂🤣
#Wisconsin tomorrow is the big day. Vote #Crawford please, please, please.
April 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
#Wisconsin tomorrow is the big day. Vote #Crawford please, please, please.
In an attempt to not over crowd your feed to much I started a Substack.
It’s all completely free, maybe one day I will put a little paid add on to get my deepest/most unhinged rants, who knows😂.
But, here is my first post. Just a quick little intro and peak into my brain.
Hope you like it!
It’s all completely free, maybe one day I will put a little paid add on to get my deepest/most unhinged rants, who knows😂.
But, here is my first post. Just a quick little intro and peak into my brain.
Hope you like it!
March 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In an attempt to not over crowd your feed to much I started a Substack.
It’s all completely free, maybe one day I will put a little paid add on to get my deepest/most unhinged rants, who knows😂.
But, here is my first post. Just a quick little intro and peak into my brain.
Hope you like it!
It’s all completely free, maybe one day I will put a little paid add on to get my deepest/most unhinged rants, who knows😂.
But, here is my first post. Just a quick little intro and peak into my brain.
Hope you like it!
Remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato wrong and everyone was like, “He’s too stupid to be the president.”
Ahh, those were the days…
Ahh, those were the days…
March 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato wrong and everyone was like, “He’s too stupid to be the president.”
Ahh, those were the days…
Ahh, those were the days…